Does Paula Have A Tail? (Was "11th of August 2007")

Hey, Anonymous.

Son, take a deep breath, and shut up. Between you and the National
Observer, I don't know who gives God more grief.

The latest confirmed word on the end of the earth, by the Lord himself:

2 Pet 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens
will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and
the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. 11 Since everything
will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You
ought to live holy and godly lives.

Matt 24:42 "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day
your Lord will come.43 But understand this: If the owner of the house
had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept
watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also
must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do
not expect him.

GOOD NEWS: 11th of August 2007 is a crock of pits.
BAD NEWS:  It could be tonight.

Paula, there's still time to make up, darlin'.

Now writing my new screenplay REX OBJECT, the True Story of Paula's
Tail.
JW Kingry

Dear Anonymous,

You have a problem. The world still exists.

For re-building your credibility, I suggest you join Morris Dancing. I have
played accordeon for that lot for 20 years, and as a result, for a school
for more than six years.

Morris Dancing is definitely more entertaining than forecasting the end of
the world. It can even be useful. Shouting 'The End is Nigh' serves no
purpose.

Henry

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falkner wrote:

> Dear Anonymous,
>
> You have a problem. The world still exists.
>
> For re-building your credibility, I suggest you join Morris Dancing. I have
> played accordeon for that lot for 20 years, and as a result, for a school
> for more than six years.
>
> Morris Dancing is definitely more entertaining than forecasting the end of
> the world. It can even be useful. Shouting 'The End is Nigh' serves no
> purpose.
>
> Henry
>


I bet his purpose was to make people like you react...
in my opinion he succeded quite well.
:D

joris

In article <37B...@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger
<URL:mailto:svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> 
> 
> falkner wrote:
> 
> > Dear Anonymous,
> >
> > You have a problem. The world still exists.
> >

> 
> I bet his purpose was to make people like you react...
> in my opinion he succeded quite well.
> :D
> 

He did, but would he be THIS rational? I have an acquaintance who blows up
in my face if I attempt to find an answer to her tales of woe. Maybe the
last thing he wanted was someone trying to cheer him up.

Further down you will have seen that the Magic Book fraternity has risen to
the bait as well.

Henry

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