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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 10 Aug 1999.
Re: Does Paula Have A Tail? (Was "11th of August 2007")

Re: Does Paula Have A Tail? (Was "11th of August 2007")

Hey, Anonymous.

Son, take a deep breath, and shut up. Between you and the National
Observer, I don't know who gives God more grief.

The latest confirmed word on the end of the earth, by the Lord himself:

2 Pet 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens
will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and
the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. 11 Since everything
will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You
ought to live holy and godly lives.

Matt 24:42 "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day
your Lord will come.43 But understand this: If the owner of the house
had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept
watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also
must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do
not expect him.

GOOD NEWS: 11th of August 2007 is a crock of pits.
BAD NEWS:  It could be tonight.

Paula, there's still time to make up, darlin'.

Now writing my new screenplay REX OBJECT, the True Story of Paula's
Tail.
JW Kingry

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From: "J.W. Kingry" <jwk...@pdq.net>
Subject: Re: Does Paula Have A Tail? (Was "11th of August 2007")
Date: 1999/08/10
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