Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Jun 1998.
My very first time
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 22 Jun 1998 - 24 Jun 1998
joris bellenger wrote: > > I had my first chat experience a few days ago. It's a strange > thing when your computer starts talking back to you. > For a while I thought it was posessed. > > __________________________ > | | > |"Hello joris, what's up?" | > |__________________________|________________________________ > / | | > / | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* | > ' |________________________________| > ___________ \ > |____| .| > |___|:| .| ,__o > \___\| .| _ /\_, > |____|______| \/\ > __/__|__\__ ______/ > ___[___[_______]______ - - - - > b'ger > > * That's Latin for: 'Get the hell out of here Satan'. > > But... well... it was only Veronica :) > Don't believe him. This is what I found when I looked into the chat: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% [ 8< snip of some "hello!", "hello?", "HELLOOO?!?" type messages 8< ] -------------------------- joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 01:58, from: 194.109.129.65 Hmmmm there must be an easier way to talk to myself... -------------------------- joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 02:02, from: 194.109.129.65 ... / Blah blah blah blaaahhh.. / \ `, / ___ # _____________ |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | 0 \ | ' ____|_ /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: / \_/ '\ | '||_____| / < ______ _> \'________|_____| ----/___/ ,___/___.___/____|___\___ |\/_____ | _ ' <<<:| /::::::::\ |_________'___o_o| b'ger '==========' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% The chat in question can still be found at: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ and here are some things that have happened there so far: It started out with this: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% I think ive finaly got a self portrait that is fitting >>>> <<<<<<< >>/////>> <<<@ @<<< >>> > >>> <<\:=:/<< __>_`H'_>>_ / ,< <. \ Krogg98 or ,,,, <<<<<<< >>/////>> <<<@ @<<< >>> > >>> <<\:=:/<< __>_|;|_>>_ / ,< <. \ Krogg98 I am still trying to get the beard/goatie thing to look right,any help? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% which eventually (after _many_ diddles) turned into this: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|' `\\ | \. ./ | ( ( ) ) | ( . ) | (/| (u) |\) | | | |()|()| | | | | | | mmo^omm with clothes: /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|'\X/`\\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| J |\) | | | | | | | | | |__|__| (__I__) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% and this: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg ,,. //\\\ ))o,o)) (((=)(( ))V )) ( ( %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% A discussion about the weather (original, huh) led to this: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 22 Jun. 00:07, from: 208.143.217.14 ( ( You cant scare me Satan )) )) ) / Im from Florida ((((((((( `O' % O )))))))))))) /|\/ /|\ ((((((((((((( / \ / \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (lets just say that Florida and the far north of Sweden are _very_ different places when it comes to weather) The last thing that happened was that FS was trying to run over Krogg with a tank: ============================================================================= FS [email] 22 Jun. 01:39, from: 130.240.2.22 GRR! _______ I============' `--.___ .----' `--. / __________________________) \/ / / / / / _ _ A _ \ () () () () () () / / / / / ( @ `-----H-----' | \ / / / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ============================================================================= -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
I had my first chat experience a few days ago. It's a strange
thing when your computer starts talking back to you.
For a while I thought it was posessed.
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|"Hello joris, what's up?" |
|__________________________|________________________________
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/ | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* |
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b'ger
* That's Latin for: 'Get the hell out of here Satan'.
But... well... it was only Veronica :)
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: >I had my first chat experience a few days ago. It's a strange >thing when your computer starts talking back to you. >For a while I thought it was posessed. > __________________________ > | | > |"Hello joris, what's up?" | > |__________________________|________________________________ > / | | > / | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* | > ' |________________________________| > ___________ \ > |____| .| > |___|:| .| ,__o > \___\| .| _ /\_, > |____|______| \/\ > __/__|__\__ ______/ > ___[___[_______]______ - - - - > b'ger >* That's Latin for: 'Get the hell out of here Satan'. Isn't Satanas one of the world cup soccer players ? ,-------, | | | Red | ________________________________ | Card | | | | | | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* | '-------' |________________________________| \ ,______________,____, ,__o I/\/\/\/\/\/\/\I./\.I _ /\_, I/\/\/\/\/\/\/\I.\/.I \/\ I/\/\/\/\/\/\/\I./\.I ______/ I/\/\/\/\/\/\/\I.\/_I_ ______ - - - - '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'~~~~~~~~ Bye,
In article <358...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote: > > joris bellenger wrote: > > > > I had my first chat experience a few days ago. It's a strange > > thing when your computer starts talking back to you. > > For a while I thought it was posessed. > > > > __________________________ > > | | > > |"Hello joris, what's up?" | > > |__________________________|________________________________ > > / | | > > / | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* | > > ' |________________________________| > > ___________ \ > > |____| .| > > |___|:| .| ,__o > > \___\| .| _ /\_, > > |____|______| \/\ > > __/__|__\__ ______/ > > ___[___[_______]______ - - - - > > b'ger > > > > * That's Latin for: 'Get the hell out of here Satan'. > > > > But... well... it was only Veronica :) > > > > Don't believe him. This is what I found when I looked into the chat: > > %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > > [ 8< snip of some "hello!", "hello?", "HELLOOO?!?" type messages 8< ] > > -------------------------- > > joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 01:58, from: 194.109.129.65 > > Hmmmm there must be an easier way to talk to myself... > > -------------------------- > > joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 02:02, from: 194.109.129.65 > > ... > / > Blah blah blah blaaahhh.. / > \ `, / > ___ # _____________ > |/ ? | '\\\\\\ > | 0 \ | ' ____|_ > /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: > / \_/ '\ | '||_____| > / < ______ _> \'________|_____| > ----/___/ ,___/___.___/____|___\___ > |\/_____ | _ ' <<<:| > /::::::::\ |_________'___o_o| b'ger > '==========' [snip] > _ __ __ _ _ > __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ > ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) > _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ > ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) > \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ > \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ > ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ ' . ___ !/\ __ __ _ _ _/ | ---%^^^, / \ / \ | \ / \ | |_____| / \/ > | | | | |_/ \_ | --- == > | | | | | \ | [_____] __>,^ \__/ \__/ | \_/ . ejm | | //| | I'm hooked... but where IS everyone???? Maybe if I offered champagne all round? * * * * [] _* *_ || |*| |*| || |_| |_| | | \*/ \*/ |__| ejm | | | *| _|_ _|_ |__| =(} * * * * * * *__ _*_ \*/ \*/ ejm97 Y Y _|_ _|_ NOTE: If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- I * @ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca I ) * / \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | | 86 /\ Y mmm ha |_|_888/_o)_ \ ,^^x--- ha [____________] \_\> \ ha | | > Won't anyone join VK and me? |ejm98 | //\>^^
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