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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Jun 1998.
Re: My very first time

Re: My very first time

joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> I had my first chat experience a few days ago. It's a strange
> thing when your computer starts talking back to you.
> For a while I thought it was posessed.
> 
>     __________________________
>    |                          |
>    |"Hello joris, what's up?" |
>    |__________________________|________________________________
>                   /           |                                |
>                  /            | Haaa... VADE RETRO SATANAS...* |
>                 '             |________________________________|
>            ___________                      \
>           |____|     .|
>          |___|:|     .|                   ,__o
>           \___\|     .|                  _  /\_,
>           |____|______|                   \/\
>            __/__|__\__                ______/
>        ___[___[_______]______ - - - -
>        b'ger
> 
> * That's Latin for: 'Get the hell out of here Satan'.
> 
> But... well... it was only Veronica    :)
> 

Don't believe him. This is what I found when I looked into the chat:

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[ 8< snip of some "hello!", "hello?", "HELLOOO?!?" type messages 8< ]

--------------------------

joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 01:58, from: 194.109.129.65 

Hmmmm there must be an easier way to talk to myself...

--------------------------

joris [email] [home] 21 Jun. 02:02, from: 194.109.129.65 

                                        ...
                                        /
      Blah blah blah blaaahhh..        /
               \      `,              /
                   ___ #          _____________
                   |/  ?         |        '\\\\\\
                   | 0  \        |        ' ____|_
                   /_ /\ \_____  |        '||::::::
                   /   \_/    '\ |        '||_____|
                  / < ______ _> \'________|_____|
             ----/___/  ,___/___.___/____|___\___
                     |\/_____   |    _    '  <<<:|
                    /::::::::\  |_________'___o_o|  b'ger
                   '=========='

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The chat in question can still be found at:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/

and here are some things that have happened there so far:



It started out with this:

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I think ive finaly got a self portrait that is fitting

             >>>>
           <<<<<<< 
          >>/////>>  
         <<<@   @<<< 
         >>>  >  >>> 
          <<\:=:/<< 
         __>_`H'_>>_
        / ,<     <. \ Krogg98

            or

             ,,,,
           <<<<<<< 
          >>/////>>  
         <<<@   @<<< 
         >>>  >  >>> 
          <<\:=:/<< 
         __>_|;|_>>_
        / ,<     <. \ Krogg98

I am still trying to get the beard/goatie thing
to look right,any help?

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which eventually (after _many_ diddles) turned into this:

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    /\\\\
   | . .\|
   |\(-)/| 
   ||)'(||
  /|'   `\\
 | \.   ./ |
 ( (     ) )
 | (  .  ) |
 (/| (u) |\)
   |  |  |
   |()|()|
   |  |  |
   |  |  |  
   mmo^omm


with clothes:

    /\\\\
   | . .\|
   |\(-)/| 
   ||)'(||
  /|'\X/`\\
 | \  :  / |
 ( |  :  | )
 |_|==E==|_|
 (/|  J  |\)
   |  |  |
   |  |  |
   |  |  |
   |__|__|  
   (__I__)

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

and this:

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Krogg

      ,,.
     //\\\
    ))o,o))
    (((=)((
     ))V ))
     (   (

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%





A discussion about the weather (original, huh) led to this:

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Krogg 22 Jun. 00:07, from: 208.143.217.14 


   (  (                  You cant scare me Satan
   )) )) )             / Im from Florida        
  (((((((((    `O' %  O                         
 ))))))))))))  /|\/  /|\                        
(((((((((((((  / \   / \                        

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(lets just say that Florida and the far north of Sweden are _very_
different places when it comes to weather)





The last thing that happened was that FS was trying to run over Krogg
with a tank:

=============================================================================

FS [email] 22 Jun. 01:39, from: 130.240.2.22 

 GRR!                                       _______
                              I============'       `--.___
                                    .----'                 `--.
                                   / __________________________)
                                   \/                         / / / / /
                 _ _      A      _  \ ()  ()  ()  ()  ()  () / / / / /
                ( @ `-----H-----' |  \                      / / /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

=============================================================================


-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

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From: Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
Subject: Re: My very first time
Date: 1998/06/22
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