Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Oct 1999.
Suitcases are a lot of work.
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 12 Oct 1999 - 13 Oct 1999
In article<t9U...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Bryan
<Jir...@hotmail.com> writes:
>Which doesn't bode well for confronting his own case.
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Hey, bastard, it's time you and me had a talk.
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I want to know what you did with my beach sandals?
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Come to that there's three pairs of socks you've had off me
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Not to mention the big stain you left on my towel
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Nothing to say for yourself hunh?
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Well, at least I had the decency to confront you with it.
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Scientology: making the able more able.
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That showed HIM.
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Hnh!
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Asshole!
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On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 21:26:31 +0100, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote in message <S+1...@xemu.demon.co.uk>: >In article<t9U...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Bryan ><Jir...@hotmail.com> writes: >>Which doesn't bode well for confronting his own case. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Hey, bastard, it's time you and me had a talk. > / > #" > ||\__. > |\ _.-._ > /_ \_ [_____] > <snip> Nice one! > What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and a swiss admiral? > ______ |\ \\ // > one sucks and never fails [______]===========<| ::;;;-,,, ____|_\_\\//__ > ._.-\_.-._._.::_./_ > the other stays in port & has fun 8//=/\-, //\\ > // \\ I don't get it. m�spher. You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
m�spher (JT) wrote in message <3804bed2.418994@90.0.0.1>... >On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 21:26:31 +0100, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> >wrote in message <S+1...@xemu.demon.co.uk>: > >>In article<t9U...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Bryan >><Jir...@hotmail.com> writes: >>>Which doesn't bode well for confronting his own case. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hey, bastard, it's time you and me had a talk. >> / >> #" >> ||\__. >> |\ _.-._ >> /_ \_ [_____] >> ><snip> > >Nice one! > >> What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and a swiss admiral? >> ______ |\ \\ // >> one sucks and never fails [______]===========<| ::;;;-,,, ____|_\_\\//__ >> ._.-\_.-._._.::_./_ >> the other stays in port & has fun 8//=/\-, //\\ >> // \\ > >I don't get it. > >m�spher. > >You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. Spoonerism of "One sucks and never fails" is "one fucks and never sails". :)
In article<3804bed2.418994@90.0.0.1>XeMu1, m�spher (JT) writes: >On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 21:26:31 +0100, Dave Bird : >>In article<t9U...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Bryan writes: >>> >>>Which doesn't bode well for confronting his own case. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >> >> Hey, bastard, it's time you and me had a talk. >> / >> #" >> ||\__. >> |\ _.-._ >> /_ \_ [_____] >> ><snip> > >Nice one! > >> What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and a swiss >admiral? >> ______ |\ \\ // >> one sucks and never fails [______]===========<| ::;;;-,,, ____|_\_\\//__ >> ._.-\_.-._._.::_./_ >> the other stays in port & has fun 8//=/\-, //\\ >> // \\ "What's the difference between a barrow boy and a dachsund? One bawls out his wares on the pavement, and the other walks painfully" (he wears out his balls on the pavement). "What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner & a swiss admiral?" "One sucks and never fails, the other stays in port & has fun" (he fucks and never sails). The pictures show a vacuum cleaner sucking dust, one-line sex, and a boat crossed out. Switzerland has a comparatively small and inactive navy, for obvious geographical reasons. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
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