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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 13 Oct 1999.
Re: Suitcases are a lot of work.

Re: Suitcases are a lot of work.

In article<3804bed2.418994@90.0.0.1>XeMu1, m�spher (JT) writes:
>On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 21:26:31 +0100, Dave Bird :
>>In article<t9U...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Bryan writes:
>>>
>>>Which doesn't bode well for confronting his own case.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
>>              Hey, bastard, it's time you and me had a talk.
>>             /
>>        #"  
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><snip>
>
>Nice one!


>
>>  What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and a swiss 
>admiral?
>>                             ______                                |\ \\  //
>>  one sucks and never fails [______]===========<| ::;;;-,,,    ____|_\_\\//__   
>>                                                           ._.-\_.-._._.::_./_ 
>>  the other stays in port & has fun       8//=/\-,                     //\\
>>                                                                      //  \\


"What's the difference between a barrow boy and a dachsund?  
 One bawls out his wares on the pavement, and the other walks painfully"
 (he wears out his balls on the pavement).

"What's the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner & a swiss
admiral?" "One sucks and never fails, the other stays in port & has fun"
(he fucks and never sails). The pictures show a vacuum cleaner
sucking dust, one-line sex, and a boat crossed out.


 Switzerland has a comparatively small and inactive navy,
 for obvious geographical reasons.  


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From: Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Suitcases are a lot of work.
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