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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Mar 2003.
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Gulf War 3:the sequel

Gulf War 3:the sequel

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 20 Mar 2003 - 18 Jun 2003
ABCGi <abc...@YcodeOmonkeyI.comN.auK> ASCII art 20 Mar 2003 08:47 · permalink · report
    '''_
   e-oo    Welcome to our coverage of
   |  >  - "Gulf War 3:the UN Crusher"
   ,\ 3    We'll be padding out 5 minutes of news today with
  /            countless hours of speculative crap and
 |    \__            insensitive ghoulish $$$hype$$$
 |        \\                      __
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                 |  |   ____
                          '''_   |__|  \"""|  Hell yes, son! We are
                Dubya,   e-oo           -  3  at war! And he is their
  is it legitimate to  - |  >          8   | / Commander in Chief,
  kill the Iraqi leader  ,\ 3           >  /   so he's fair game...
  without a trial or    /                *=    God bless us all...
  due process?         |    \__ //   '' :  |
                       \       --     \\;L_|
                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                  __      !!
                                 |  |   ____
        Fair enough!       '''_  |__|  \"""|  What!? Errr... no...
     So then your fair    e-oo          O  3   Clearly that would be
         game too?      - |  >         8   | / assassination. I am
                         _,\ 3          >  /   the law! Not the UN,
                        /                *=    nor international lawyers. 
                       |    \__      "" :  |   God is great! I mean
                       \       //     \\;L_/   God bless us all...
                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {Where is that blasted
                                               Speech Writer!}

El Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:47:51 +0000, ABCGi escribiᅵ:

>     '''_
>    e-oo    Welcome to our coverage of
>    |  >  - "Gulf War 3:the UN Crusher"
>    ,\ 3    We'll be padding out 5 minutes of news today with
>   /            countless hours of speculative crap and
>  |    \__            insensitive ghoulish $$$hype$$$
>  |        \\                      __
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                 |  |   ____
>                           '''_   |__|  \"""|  Hell yes, son! We are
>                 Dubya,   e-oo           -  3  at war! And he is their
>   is it legitimate to  - |  >          8   | / Commander in Chief,
>   kill the Iraqi leader  ,\ 3           >  /   so he's fair game...
>   without a trial or    /                *=    God bless us all...
>   due process?         |    \__ //   '' :  |
>                        \       --     \\;L_|
>                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>                                   __      !!
>                                  |  |   ____
>         Fair enough!       '''_  |__|  \"""|  What!? Errr... no...
>      So then your fair    e-oo          O  3   Clearly that would be
>          game too?      - |  >         8   | / assassination. I am
>                          _,\ 3          >  /   the law! Not the UN,
>                         /                *=    nor international lawyers. 
>                        |    \__      "" :  |   God is great! I mean
>                        \       //     \\;L_/   God bless us all...
>                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {Where is that blasted
>                                                Speech Writer!}

Very funny :-)

"Dr Aldo Medina" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in
news:pan...@privacy.net: 

> El Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:47:51 +0000, ABCGi escribi�:
> 
>>     '''_
>>    e-oo    Welcome to our coverage of
>>    |  >  - "Gulf War 3:the UN Crusher"
>>    ,\ 3    We'll be padding out 5 minutes of news today with
>>   /            countless hours of speculative crap and
>>  |    \__            insensitive ghoulish $$$hype$$$
>>  |        \\                      __
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                 |  |   ____
>>                           '''_   |__|  \"""|  Hell yes, son! We are
>>                 Dubya,   e-oo           -  3  at war! And he is their
>>   is it legitimate to  - |  >          8   | / Commander in Chief,
>>   kill the Iraqi leader  ,\ 3           >  /   so he's fair game...
>>   without a trial or    /                *=    God bless us all...
>>   due process?         |    \__ //   '' :  |
>>                        \       --     \\;L_|
>>                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>                                   __      !!
>>                                  |  |   ____
>>         Fair enough!       '''_  |__|  \"""|  What!? Errr... no...
>>      So then your fair    e-oo          O  3   Clearly that would be
>>          game too?      - |  >         8   | / assassination. I am
>>                          _,\ 3          >  /   the law! Not the UN,
>>                         /                *=    nor international
>>                         lawyers. 
>>                        |    \__      "" :  |   God is great! I mean
>>                        \       //     \\;L_/   God bless us all...
>>                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {Where is that blasted
>>                                                Speech Writer!}
> 
> Very funny :-)
> 

Thanks, I printed it out and put it on my fridge.

-- 
                                ABCGi
                 http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi 
 "Life is mostly froth and bubble,  Two things stand like stone,
  Kindness in another's trouble,    And courage in your own." - ALG

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