Gulf War 3:the sequel

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   e-oo    Welcome to our coverage of
   |  >  - "Gulf War 3:the UN Crusher"
   ,\ 3    We'll be padding out 5 minutes of news today with
  /            countless hours of speculative crap and
 |    \__            insensitive ghoulish $$$hype$$$
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                          '''_   |__|  \"""|  Hell yes, son! We are
                Dubya,   e-oo           -  3  at war! And he is their
  is it legitimate to  - |  >          8   | / Commander in Chief,
  kill the Iraqi leader  ,\ 3           >  /   so he's fair game...
  without a trial or    /                *=    God bless us all...
  due process?         |    \__ //   '' :  |
                       \       --     \\;L_|
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                                  __      !!
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        Fair enough!       '''_  |__|  \"""|  What!? Errr... no...
     So then your fair    e-oo          O  3   Clearly that would be
         game too?      - |  >         8   | / assassination. I am
                         _,\ 3          >  /   the law! Not the UN,
                        /                *=    nor international lawyers. 
                       |    \__      "" :  |   God is great! I mean
                       \       //     \\;L_/   God bless us all...
                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {Where is that blasted
                                               Speech Writer!}