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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Aug 2002.
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RealWicked Challenges You

RealWicked Challenges You

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 15 Aug 2002 - 2 Sep 2002
Can someone please make me a witch riding a dick?  Pretty please.  If you need
an example here is what a graphic witch riding a dick looks like.
http://www.geocities.com/wickedsucksdick/witchondick.jpg 

I thank you in advance!

I normally would not ask for something like this but I have failed in making
the penis part look like a penis,  

If on the message board you're frightened,
Here's all you have to do.
Say: Igga bigga,
Hunka bunka,
Dinka danka doo. 
These words give you protection 
From trolls and wicked witches, too.

Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 15 Aug 2002 20:04 · permalink · report
Haaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:
> 
> Can someone please make me a witch riding a dick?


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lament <ord...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 15 Aug 2002 22:37 · permalink · report
On Thu, 15 Aug 2002 13:04:11 -0700, Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> Haaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:
>> 
>> Can someone please make me a witch riding a dick?
> 
> 
>                      -     _.---.
>                   -      (%/==.``|
>                      -    `\\( <@_\
>                             \`   {
>                   --     .-'  (`--'
>                -       .'      \
>                     .-'    | | |
>                    /        \ \ \
>      --        -  |      `---:.`.\
>        _________._>           \\_\\__.--------.
>   -  /)        /    `-   .     |)_)            \
>     ))         |      .-'     /                 )
>  -  |)          \           .'                  )
>     |/           \         /        :           ) )_____________`-.
>     .-'__________          / '              /\>-' ( <         `--------'
>    '           -  ( <    |\_)
>  '                |\_)
 

(diddled)
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                           -      (%/==.``|
                              -    `\\( <@_\
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             ____________._>           \\_\\____ ,--.__
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       /  "             |      .-'     /          \      '\
     ,/                  \           .'            '\     |
     | "   "   "          \         /                '\,  /
     |           " , =_____`-.   .-'_________________,--""
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David Palmer <dav...@rocketmail.com> ASCII art 2 Sep 2002 09:36 · permalink · report
lament <ord...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan...@yahoo.com>...
> On Thu, 15 Aug 2002 13:04:11 -0700, Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> > Haaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:
> >> 
> >> Can someone please make me a witch riding a dick?
> > 
> > 
> >                      -     _.---.
> >                   -      (%/==.``|
> >                      -    `\\( <@_\
> >                             \`   {
> >                   --     .-'  (`--'
> >                -       .'      \
> >                     .-'    | | |
> >                    /        \ \ \
> >      --        -  |      `---:.`.\
> >        _________._>           \\_\\__.--------.
> >   -  /)        /    `-   .     |)_)            \
> >     ))         |      .-'     /                 )
> >  -  |)          \           .'                  )
> >     |/           \         /        :           ) )_____________`-.
> >     .-'__________          / '              /\>-' ( <         `--------'
> >    '           -  ( <    |\_)
> >  '                |\_)
>  
> 
> (diddled)
>                               -     _.---.
>                            -      (%/==.``|
>                               -    `\\( <@_\
>                                      \`   {
>                            --     .-'  (`--'
>                         -       .'      \
>                              .-'    | | |
>                             /        \ \ \
>               --        -  |      `---:.`.\
>              ____________._>           \\_\\____ ,--.__
>   --    ,--""           /    `-   .     |)_)    '\     '\
>        /  "             |      .-'     /          \      '\
>      ,/                  \           .'            '\     |
>      | "   "   "          \         /                '\,  /
>      |           " , =_____`-.   .-'_________________,--""
>    - |  "    "    /"/'      /\>-' ( <
>      \  "      ",/ /    -  ( <    |\_)
>       \   ",",_/,-'        |\_)
>    -- -'-;.__:-'



            Stop the dick. 
            I want to get off.
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   - |  "    "    /"/'      /\>-' ( <
     \  "      ",/ /    -  ( <    |\_)
      \   ",",_/,-'        |\_)
   -- -'-;.__:-'                    vk/lament/dp

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