Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Dec 2004.
[PIC] New Year's Eve Party
alt.ascii-art
· 13 messages · 28 Dec 2004 - 3 Jan 2005
I don't have anything to wear for the New Year's Eve party!
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Just wear what you have, Ronnie. It doesn't
matter. Are you coming to the party, Maija?
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I don't have anything to wear!
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David Palmer wrote: > There's always the little black dress. > > .|||||. ((( `\ > ||||||||| .;''''';, , ,`\ ) > ||<.> <.>|| ::; : (^ ) ) > || " || :::-(c)(c): ~-( ) > |||\ = /||| ::; ' ); _'((,,,))) > |||||`-'||||| :::;`._- ;; ,-' // `\ > |.--' `--.| ;:;:' ::; ( \_(__/ \_ | > / | | \ / |_ _| \ `-. /| | > / ( `-...-' ) \ : .( `-' ) : \ / | | > ( /`- -'\ ) | :\ /: | ; ( / .' > \ \( )/ / \`\) (/'/ / \ ' > )/ \( `/ \' : ) > | | ( ) :______ ' > \_________/ \______/ : / ,' > \ | / | || | `/ .' > ( )|( ) \ || / ( ( > / | \ (_)(_) \ \ > | | | | || | \ ) > \ | / : || ; )\ ( > ) | ( )||( _/`_\ \ > VK mmo^omm mmoomm `" _/ _) aa fat ugly crazy/retarded/both The pickins are slim this year... If these are my options, come midnight I'd sooner kiss myself. -- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
On 2004-12-31 non...@bogusemailaddress.com (Iconoclast) said:
> David Palmer wrote:
>
>> There's always the little black dress.
>> _____
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>> VK mmo^omm mmoomm `" _/ _) aa
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> fat ugly crazy/retarded/both
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> The pickins are slim this year...
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> If these are my options, come midnight I'd sooner kiss myself.
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And you'll undoubtedly HAVE to. ((( `\
No one ELSE will do it. _ _`\ )
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I've seen you, Ico. You're not ~-( )
exactly every woman's dream. _'((,,,)))
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You're one of those nerds who ( , |
spends the whole night in a `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
bar, and ends up going home \ / | |
alone at closing time. Hehe! =()=: / ,' aa
And I take umbrage at your
calling Maija "ugly." She's actually quite cute. If
you wanna see "ugly," just look in a mirror...moron.
Hehehe!
Annie wrote: > > On 2004-12-31 non...@bogusemailaddress.com (Iconoclast) said: > > > David Palmer wrote: > > > >> There's always the little black dress. > >> _____ > >> .|||||. ((( `\ > >> ||||||||| .;''''';, , ,`\ ) > >> ||<.> <.>|| ::; : (^ ) ) > >> || " || :::-(c)(c): ~-( ) > >> |||\ = /||| ::; ' ); _'((,,,))) > >> |||||`-'||||| :::;`._- ;; ,-' // `\ > >> |.--' `--.| ;:;:' ::; ( \_(__/ \_ | > >> / | | \ / |_ _| \ `-. /| | > >> / ( `-...-' ) \ : .( `-' ) : \ / | | > >> ( /`- -'\ ) | :\ /: | ; ( / .' > >> \ \( )/ / \`\) (/'/ / \ ' > >> )/ \( `/ \' : ) > >> | | ( ) :______/ > >> \_________/ \______/ : / ,' > >> \ | / | || | `/ .' > >> ( )|( ) \ || / ( ( > >> / | \ (_)(_) \ \ > >> | | | | || | \ ) > >> \ | / : || ; )\ ( > >> ) | ( )||( _/`_\ \ > >> VK mmo^omm mmoomm `" _/ _) aa > > `" > > fat ugly crazy/retarded/both > > > > The pickins are slim this year... > > > > If these are my options, come midnight I'd sooner kiss myself. > _____ > And you'll undoubtedly HAVE to. ((( `\ Mmmmmm! Good > No one ELSE will do it. ~ _ _`\ ) Crack! > ~ (^ ) ) / > I've seen you, Ico. You're not u====~-( ) > exactly every woman's dream. _'((,,,))) > ,-' \_/ `\ > You're one of those nerds who ( 34d 24a, | > spends the whole night in a `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > bar, and ends up going home \ / | | > alone at closing time. Hehe! =()=: / ,' aa > > And I take umbrage at your > calling Maija "ugly." She's actually quite cute. If > you wanna see "ugly," just look in a mirror...moron. > Hehehe! I take offense at that. I'm /never/ at the bar at closing time, I get drunk and rowdy and thrown out long before they close. And don't fool yourself for a minute into thinking that just because you have the biggest (lopsided) tits in the room that anyone's willing to listen to you talk. Happy New Year NubAscii - Annie's deformed milkbags ( o ) ( . ) -- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
Iconoclast <non...@bogusemailaddress.com> wrote: > > _____ > > And you'll undoubtedly HAVE to. ((( `\ Mmmmmm! Good > > No one ELSE will do it. ~ _ _`\ ) Crack! > > ~ (^ ) ) / > > I've seen you, Ico. You're not u====~-( ) > > exactly every woman's dream. _'((,,,))) > > ,-' \_/ `\ > > You're one of those nerds who ( 34d 24a, | > > spends the whole night in a `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > > bar, and ends up going home \ / | | Nitpick: while it's entirely possible for as woman to have two wildly different cup sizes, it's a bit of a stretch for her to also have two different chest measurements... ( ) UUUU udders -- ._____. |[LD8]! SIMON WILLIAMS :: LUDDITE ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED | (O) | 68K MACINTOSH SERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com !__!__! FAILURE RECORDS http://failurerecords.no-ip.com
On 2005-01-01 non...@bogusemailaddress.com (Iconoclast) said:
> ...I'm /never/ at the bar at closing time, I get drunk and rowdy
> and thrown out long before they close.
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Yeah, that figures. ((( `\
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Hope you didn't spill beer on (^ ) )
your backwards baseball cap ~-( )
while driving your pick'em-up _'((,,,)))
truck home to the trailer park. ,-' \_/ `\
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No WONDER you're alone, Hoss. `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
Uncultured, low-IQ rednecks \ / | |
aren't very good 'babe' bait. =()=: / ,' aa
Hehe!
Annie wrote: > > On 2005-01-01 non...@bogusemailaddress.com (Iconoclast) said: > > > ...I'm /never/ at the bar at closing time, I get drunk and rowdy > > and thrown out long before they close. > _____ > Yeah, that figures. ((( `\ > 0 o`\ ) Oh Iconoclast! > Hope you didn't spill beer on (^ ) ) / > your backwards baseball cap 8======O-( ) > while driving your pick'em-up _'((,,,))) > truck home to the trailer park. ,-' \_/ `\ > ( $2/hr , | > No WONDER you're alone, Hoss. `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > Uncultured, low-IQ rednecks \ / | | > aren't very good 'babe' bait. =()=: / ,' aa > Hehe! I'll have you know I live in Connecticut, I drive a Mustang, and I don't even own a baseball cap. I may be a drunk and a nerd, but I'm no redneck. But all this is distracting from the real subject - Your lopsided titties. Do you lean to the right when you walk? Is this the result of botched implants or are you just a natural freak? NubAscii - Annie's ovaries O . -- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
In article <cr7r1g$srv$1...@mail.gu.net>, Annie wrote: > ( , | > No WONDER you're alone, Hoss. `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > Uncultured, low-IQ rednecks \ / | | > aren't very good 'babe' bait. =()=: / ,' aa > Hehe! / \ / > _- \ Then HTF [1] do most of the / | 'dead from the neck up' jerks | | in my part of town end up \ | with 8 sprogs and not pay a \ / penny in sprog support? \ | | ObASCII : Annie up the duff, carrying mutant retard alien. Should've made him put the condom on his dick, not his pac llabesab! [1] How The Fuck ?? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
On 2005-01-02 aid...@mynameplus1.demon.co.uk.invalid said:
> Annie wrote:
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> > Uncultured, low-IQ rednecks aren't very good 'babe' bait.
> > Hehe!
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> Then HTF do most of the 'dead from the neck up' jerks in my
> part of town end up with 8 sprogs and not pay a penny in
> sprog support?
>
> -- _____
> Aidan Karley ((( `\
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I didn't bother to do an IP (^ ) )
locate...but from your name, ~-( )
your e-address and your slang _'((,,,)))
usage, it's clear that you're ,-' \_/ `\
located somewhere in The Isles. ( , |
`-.-'`-.-'/|_|
That being the case, the explan- \ / | |
ation is obvious: =()=: / ,' aa
1. There ARE no actual American-style 'rednecks' in Eire,
Caledonia or Olde Blighty.
2. I said 'babe.' The no-class, female-gendered creatures
which bore those 'sprogs' could in no way be considered
'babes.'
3. If they were Irish, they were undoubtedly under the
influence of alcohol at the time of conception.
Hope this clears things up. Hehehe!
Aidan Karley wrote: > In article <cr7r1g$srv$1...@mail.gu.net>, Annie wrote: >> ( , | >> No WONDER you're alone, Hoss. `-.-'`-.-'/|_| >> Uncultured, low-IQ rednecks \ / | | >> aren't very good 'babe' bait. =()=: / ,' aa >> Hehe! / \ / >> _- \ > Then HTF [1] do most of the / | > 'dead from the neck up' jerks | | > in my part of town end up \ | > with 8 sprogs and not pay a \ / > penny in sprog support? \ | | > > ObASCII : Annie up the duff, carrying mutant > retard alien. Should've made him put the > condom on his dick, not his pac llabesab! > > [1] How The Fuck ?? This is true. I often see nice looking girls end up with pinheaded pricks who treat them like shit. It's a sad state of affairs. -- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
In article <cr9kko$973$1...@mail.gu.net>, Annie wrote: > 3. If they were Irish, they were undoubtedly under the > influence of alcohol at the time of conception. > > Hope this clears things up. Hehehe! > To be shure to be shure. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
In article <6UZBd.1345$Vj3...@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>, Iconoclast wrote: > This is true. I often see nice looking girls end up with pinheaded pricks > who treat them like shit. It's a sad state of affairs. > It's proof number 136 in the ISO list of proofs that any deity responsible for this universe is a sadist (proof 124c if you're looking at pre-1927 editions of the list). -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
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