Re: [PIC] New Year's Eve Party

Annie wrote:

> 
> On 2004-12-31 non...@bogusemailaddress.com (Iconoclast) said:
> 
>    > David Palmer wrote:
>    >
>    >> There's always the little black dress.
>    >>                                             _____
>    >>           .|||||.                          (((   `\
>    >>          |||||||||         .;''''';,       , ,`\   )
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>    >>         ||   "   ||      :::-(c)(c):        ~-(     )
>    >>        |||\  =  /|||     ::;    ' );        _'((,,,)))
>    >>        |||||`-'|||||     :::;`._- ;;     ,-'     // `\
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>    >>       \ \(       )/ /    \`\)    (/'/       /     \ '
>    >>        )/         \(      `/      \'       :       )
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>    >>         \_________/        \______/        : /   ,'
>    >>          \   |   /         |  ||  |        `/  .'
>    >>           ( )|( )           \ || /         (  (
>    >>           /  |  \           (_)(_)          \  \
>    >>          |   |   |          | || |           \  )
>    >>           \  |  /           : || ;           )\ (
>    >>            ) | (             )||(          _/`_\ \
>    >>       VK  mmo^omm           mmoomm        `"  _/ _) aa
>    >                                               `"
>    >              fat               ugly     crazy/retarded/both
>    >
>    > The pickins are slim this year...
>    >
>    > If these are my options, come midnight I'd sooner kiss myself.
>                                              _____
>         And you'll undoubtedly HAVE to.     (((   `\    Mmmmmm! Good
>         No one ELSE will do it.       ~     _ _`\   )     Crack!
>                                        ~    (^  )   )    /
>         I've seen you, Ico. You're not  u====~-(     )
>         exactly every woman's dream.         _'((,,,)))
>                                           ,-' \_/    `\
>         You're one of those nerds who    ( 34d   24a,  |
>         spends the whole night in a       `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
>         bar, and ends up going home          \     / | |
>         alone at closing time. Hehe!          =()=: / ,' aa
> 
>         And I take umbrage at your
>         calling Maija "ugly." She's actually quite cute. If
>         you wanna see "ugly," just look in a mirror...moron.
>         Hehehe!

I take offense at that. I'm /never/ at the bar at closing time, I get drunk
and rowdy and thrown out long before they close. 

And don't fool yourself for a minute into thinking that just because you
have the biggest (lopsided) tits in the room that anyone's willing to
listen to you talk. 

Happy New Year


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