Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Apr 1999.
Drunks #11
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 1 Apr 1999 - 2 Apr 1999
"So what's this all mean, Walter?"
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/|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG |
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\ ///\\\ / | Golf! | BOMBS FALL |
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/' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | Americans | Troops?(__)
______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|suffering a| (__)__
|. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ |shortage of| Refugees |
______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____| key lime | Fleeing The|__
|'` . o ` . '/ .` / | pie. | War Zone |
|'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________|
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/ /_/_/_/ / / /
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/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Well... as near as I can tell, George, this
is the 7th time our President - who I remind
you dodged the draft, himself - has used
military force against somebody...
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////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ | Wins At |============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | Golf! | BOMBS FALL |
\_ (__) _/ | | ON SERBS |
\ ///\\\ / |Planes Fall| |
____/\________/\____ | From Sky | Do We Send |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ground |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Americans | Troops? _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)ffering a| (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ortage of| Refugees(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)ey lime | Fleeing T(__)_
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | pie. | War Zone |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
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/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... As to what good it will do; I dunno, but
I sure wouldn't want to be sent there... The flow
of displaced people is increasing, and one thing
we really don't need is more refugees in this world.
...Also, it looks like the sonofabitch should have
thought twice about cutting the maintenace budget
for some of our expensive weapons systems, because
now they seem to be dropping to the ground..."
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"GLUG |______|___ \
GLUG (_) ||.'\
GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________
/(_) (__/ ..``\ | President | DAILY RAG |
/// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | Wins At |============|
/\\ || //\` . .\ | Golf! | BOMBS FALL |
\_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | ON SERBS |
\ ____ / \' . / |Planes Fall| |
_____/\______/\_/._'. / | From Sky | Do We Send |
_____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /________| | Ground |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Americans | Troops? _|
/. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)ffering a| (__)
/` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ortage of| Refugees(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)ey lime | Fleeing T(__)__
\` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | pie. | War Zone |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ |
\____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ | / / /
___/ / |__________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | /
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"Not to mention the fact that he's
been taking lessons from Tiger Wood."
__________ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | President | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ | Wins At |============|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | Golf! | BOMBS FALL |
\_ (__) _/ | | ON SERBS |
\ ///\\\ / |Planes Fall| |
____/\________/\____ | From Sky | Do We Send |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ground |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Americans | Troops? _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)ffering a| (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ortage of| Refugees(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)ey lime | Fleeing T(__)_
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | pie. | War Zone |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Man, Walter! All I really wanted to know,
was what's the deal on key lime pie! You
mean to tell me, you actually READ all
the rest of that garbage?"
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__________ _____ "GLUG
//////////\\ \ \ GLUG
////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG"
/// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | President | DAILY RAG |
\_ (__) _/ | Wins At |============|
\ ///\\\ / | Golf! | BOMBS FALL |
__________/\________/\____ | | ON SERBS |
`. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\________|Planes Fall| |__
. ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | From Sky | Do We Send_|
________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | Ground (__)
/' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | Americans | Troops?(__)
______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|suffering a| (__)__
|. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ |shortage of| Refugees |
______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____| key lime | Fleeing The|__
|'` . o ` . '/ .` / | pie. | War Zone |
|'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________|
/______________/ \ /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__
/ /_/_/_/ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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