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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Apr 1999.
Drunks #11

Drunks #11




           "So what's this all mean, Walter?"
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             __________                _____     "GLUG
            //////////\\              \     \      GLUG
           ////////// \\\              \~~~~(_)     GLUG"
          /// __    __ \\\            __\___(__)______________
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\           | President |  DAILY RAG |
          \_    (__)    _/           |  Wins At  |============|
            \  ///\\\  /             |   Golf!   | BOMBS FALL |
  __________/\________/\____         |           |  ON SERBS  |
  `.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\________|Planes Fall|            |__
  . '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \       | From Sky  | Do We Send_|
  ________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \      |           |   Ground (__)
         /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\     | Americans |   Troops?(__)
  ______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\____|suffering a|          (__)__
        |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./    |shortage of|  Refugees  |
  ______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_____| key lime  | Fleeing The|__
        |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /      |   pie.    |  War Zone  |
        |'. `. . ' . .' /____/       |___________|____________|
        /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
  _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
      /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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                       "Well... as near as I can tell, George, this
                        is the 7th time our President - who I remind
                          you dodged the draft, himself - has used
                            military force against somebody...
             __________                 \
            //////////\\               _ \ ____________________
           ////////// \\\             | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\            |  Wins At  |============|
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\            |   Golf!   | BOMBS FALL |
          \_    (__)    _/            |           |  ON SERBS  |
            \  ///\\\  /              |Planes Fall|            |
        ____/\________/\____          | From Sky  | Do We Send |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\_________|           |   Ground   |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \        |_Americans |   Troops? _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \      (__)ffering a|          (__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\     (__)ortage of|  Refugees(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)ey lime  | Fleeing T(__)_
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >    |   pie.    |  War Zone  |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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                 "... As to what good it will do; I dunno, but
                 I sure wouldn't want to be sent there... The flow
                 of displaced people is increasing, and one thing
                 we really don't need is more refugees in this world.
                 ...Also, it looks like the sonofabitch should have
                 thought twice about cutting the maintenace budget
                 for some of our expensive weapons systems, because
                   now they seem to be dropping to the ground..."
               ______               \
   "GLUG      |______|___            \
      GLUG   (_)     ||.'\
       GLUG" (_)_____||.''\            ________________________
            /(_)  (__/ ..``\          | President |  DAILY RAG |
           /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\         |  Wins At  |============|
           /\\   ||  //\` . .\        |   Golf!   | BOMBS FALL |
           \_  //()\\  _\` `. \       |           |  ON SERBS  |
             \  ____  /  \' .  /      |Planes Fall|            |
        _____/\______/\_/._'. /       | From Sky  | Do We Send |
  _____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /________|           |   Ground   |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/         |_Americans |   Troops? _|
     /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./         (__)ffering a|          (__)
    /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |         (__)ortage of|  Refugees(__)
  _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)ey lime  | Fleeing T(__)__
   \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |          |   pie.    |  War Zone  |
  __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
      \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
  ___/          /          |__________/          /         /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /


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                            "Not to mention the fact that he's
                            been taking lessons from Tiger Wood."
             __________                 \
            //////////\\               _ \ ____________________
           ////////// \\\             | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\            |  Wins At  |============|
          /|| (O|  |O) ||\            |   Golf!   | BOMBS FALL |
          \_    (__)    _/            |           |  ON SERBS  |
            \  ///\\\  /              |Planes Fall|            |
        ____/\________/\____          | From Sky  | Do We Send |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\_________|           |   Ground   |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \        |_Americans |   Troops? _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \      (__)ffering a|          (__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\     (__)ortage of|  Refugees(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)ey lime  | Fleeing T(__)_
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >    |   pie.    |  War Zone  |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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            "Man, Walter! All I really wanted to know,
             was what's the deal on key lime pie! You
              mean to tell me, you actually READ all
                   the rest of that garbage?"
                        /
                       /
             __________                _____     "GLUG
            //////////\\              \     \      GLUG
           ////////// \\\              \~~~~(_)     GLUG"
          /// __    __ \\\            __\___(__)______________
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\           | President |  DAILY RAG |
          \_    (__)    _/           |  Wins At  |============|
            \  ///\\\  /             |   Golf!   | BOMBS FALL |
  __________/\________/\____         |           |  ON SERBS  |
  `.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\________|Planes Fall|            |__
  . '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \       | From Sky  | Do We Send_|
  ________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \      |           |   Ground (__)
         /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\     | Americans |   Troops?(__)
  ______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\____|suffering a|          (__)__
        |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./    |shortage of|  Refugees  |
  ______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_____| key lime  | Fleeing The|__
        |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /      |   pie.    |  War Zone  |
        |'. `. . ' . .' /____/       |___________|____________|
        /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
  _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
      /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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                            Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                           oglesbee@
                                    mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: Drunks #11
Date: 1999/04/01
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