Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Nov 2001.
 _   _                     _        _             _     _           
| | | |___  ___ _ __   ___| |_     / \   _ __ ___| |__ (_)_   _____ 
| | | / __|/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ __|   / _ \ | '__/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _ \
| |_| \__ \  __/ | | |  __/ |_   / ___ \| | | (__| | | | |\ V /  __/
 \___/|___/\___|_| |_|\___|\__| /_/   \_\_|  \___|_| |_|_| \_/ \___|
Nerd Boy, episodes 108-112

Nerd Boy, episodes 108-112

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 23 Nov 2001 - 24 Nov 2001
Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 18:32 · permalink · report
A bunch of unrelated strips this time, no story arc.
---

                               OO
                              -||-
                      ________ db ________

                                                               ?
                               OO   *flap*                    ..~
                       *flap* >||<                            <<
                      ________ db ___________________________ /| _


                                *pant*          What're you doing?
                                  *wheeze*           ,
                                OO                ..~
                               ((                .<<.
                      ________ bb _______________ || __


  Trying to... get off the ground.           Why don't you just jump
 I have flight *gasp* powers, but            off a cliff or something?
 they only kick in when my feet                      ,
 aren't touching the ground... `OO                ..~
                               ((  *wheeze*      .<<.
                      ________ bb _______________ || __


 I.. It.. Buh-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T             Yeah, -right-.
WORK THAT WAY, AND N-NOW GO AWAY!              Whatever.
                              `OO                    `~--
                              -||-                     >>
                    jg________ bb ____________________ |\ __
---
I drew the second frame first while doodling and thought up the rest as I went.
I like this, it's silly.
---

            "..and picking. Weeeow, weeow, weeow, weeow...
            Weeeh, weeeow, weeow, weeo-weeow. Weeh, weeow,
            weeeow, weeeow... Weeow, weeow, weewh.. weeow.
            Weew, weeoh, weeow-weew-wededeeow. Weeow, weeh,
            weeeeow, weeoh. Weeow, weeee, weeow, weeo-weeow.
            Weeoh, weeoh, weewh.. weow..."
                                  `
                          ~--      OO
                          .>>.     ||
                    ______ || ____ dd ______





           Wow. With you around,     Thanks.
           who needs a CD player?    ,
                         `~..      OO
                          .>>.     ||
                    ______ || ____ dd ______




      Now, if I could only find      Ow! Ow, my ribs!
      your stupid eject button...     ,
                               `~-- OO
                                .>>-))
                  jg____________ ||dd ______
---
That weird stuff he's singing is the end of the bridge and the entire guitar
solo from the song "Fraile" by Nine Inch Nails. I've been known to imitate NIN
songs myself, hence this strip.
---

                                             *bom, bo-dsht,
                                               takabom, bo-dsht*
                                               _
       ~..                                 O  |_)
        >>                              |_(._[__]
        |\                              | |b|   |


            NOW what are      Layin' down some   *bodobom,
             you doing?           fat beatz.   _   bodobom*
                     `~..                 `O  |_)
                      .>>.              |_(._[__]
                       ||               | |b|   |


                                          *dom, bo-dom,
Don't you have more important                 boom boom*
stuff to do, like writing a                    _
report or something? `~..                  O  |_)
                      .>>.              |_(._[__]
                       ||               | |b|   |




               Helloo-oo?     Can't hear you!   *BOOOM BODADSHHT
                    |         LALALALALAAALAA! _  BOODOM, BO-DAKA
                     `~..                 `O  |_)  DSHHT, KA-DSHHT*
                      .>>.              |_(._[__]
    jg                 ||               | |b|   |
---
Inspired by my inability to do anything productive and a Swedish TV
advertisement. Dedicated to lastfuture. :)
---

                                         ..if T was a pointer, because
                                        then you'd need to dereference.
                                         ,
                              ~--      OO
                              .>>.     ||
                               ||      dd


       You know, this is just
        like when we first met,
         only not really.   .`~..      OO .
                          o   .>>.     ||   o
                               ||      dd                _____
   _    __   __      _O                    __  O_     __(     `--._
 .' `--'  `-(_ `-.__( )--._     __    __.-'  `-( )---'--.___.--.___`.
(                          `---'  ) ,'                             `-\
 ) You're SITTING ON       Eh..  `.(   Is this seat    No... *giggle* )
( MY HAT! DIE, SCUM!!     ,        )  taken, m'lady?          ,     .'
 `.         `~--    ___ OO ____   (           `OO    _____ ..~ _   ( )
   )         .>>- _|____||_____|   `.          ||. _|______<<___|   `.
 .'           || /  \  dd    /  \    )         bb /  \    //  /  \    )
(        ____   ____              _.'`.__       ____   _             /
 `-.__.-:    `.__)  `---.___.----'     ( `-.__.'   (_.' `._.--.___.-'
         `._.-'  `.______.'             `-._.---.    _.---'
                                                 `--'

                                 *sigh*
                              ~..      OO
                              .>>.     ||
               jg              ||      dd
---
I think this came from VK's comment on the CD player episode. She pointed out to
me that it looked as if NB and Mandy were in the "poke & kick" stage of a
romance. As far as I know, they've been in that stage from the beginning of the
strip.
---

 Hey Nerd Boy. Wanna                   Already?
go shop for christmas              _    ,
 presents?    `~..                (_|  O
                >>                [__]_ )_|
                |\                |   |d| |



         Remember last                     OK, OK, just gotta
          christmas?               _         ,  get dressed.
                    `~--          (_|      OO
                     .>>.         [__]_ _|-||.
   ______________     || _____    |   || | dd _____


 A FEW MOMENTS LATER...

             What are you doing?                                In a
            Are you finished yet?  _                           minute!
                         `~..     (_|                                 `
                          .>>.    [__]_ _|
                     _____ || ___ |   || | ___________________________



                 It's not                             o  Yuf ud uf.
               -that- cold.        _                 /\ ,
                         `~--     (_|               |__|
                          .>>.    [__]_ _|           ||
        jg                 ||     |   || |           dd
---
I don't like the cold.
---

            My life sucks.        Nah, he doesn't
             God hates me.          ,  hate you.
                       `OO       ..~
                   ____((___    .<<.
                  |     bb  |    ||





                        OO           ''~
                   ____((___        .<<.
                  |     bb  |        ||





                        OO          ~``
                   ____((___        .>>.
                  |     bb  |        ||




                         Guess it's official. The Man
                          doesn't have a sense of irony.
                        OO                      `~--
                   ____((___                      >>
    jg            |     bb  |                     |\
---
Although He seems to have in Spin City, a sitcom that uses the "foreboding
comment" joke to death. Made up example: "Oh, don't worry, I won't drop the
cake! OOPS, I DROPPED THE CAKE!" (hahahaha). Spin City is kind of tiresome in
that sense.

--

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  *zzz*
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [-[-]-\\
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\

"Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:9tm4ou$3fffq$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> A bunch of unrelated strips this time, no story arc.
> ---

>        You know, this is just
>         like when we first met,
>          only not really.   .`~..      OO .
>                           o   .>>.     ||   o
>                                ||      dd                _____
>    _    __   __      _O                    __  O_     __(     `--._
>  .' `--'  `-(_ `-.__( )--._     __    __.-'  `-( )---'--.___.--.___`.
> (                          `---'  ) ,'                             `-\
>  ) You're SITTING ON       Eh..  `.(   Is this seat    No... *giggle* )
> ( MY HAT! DIE, SCUM!!     ,        )  taken, m'lady?          ,     .'
>  `.         `~--    ___ OO ____   (           `OO    _____ ..~ _   ( )
>    )         .>>- _|____||_____|   `.          ||. _|______<<___|   `.
>  .'           || /  \  dd    /  \    )         bb /  \    //  /  \    )
> (        ____   ____              _.'`.__       ____   _             /
>  `-.__.-:    `.__)  `---.___.----'     ( `-.__.'   (_.' `._.--.___.-'
>          `._.-'  `.______.'             `-._.---.    _.---'
>                                                  `--'
>
>                                  *sigh*
>                               ~..      OO
>                               .>>.     ||
>                jg              ||      dd

:-D Excellent! Please, don't start to think Nerd Boy is getting unfunny
until we tell you ;-)

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 00:03 · permalink · report

>      Now, if I could only find      Ow! Ow, my ribs!
>      your stupid eject button...     ,
>                               `~-- OO
>                                .>>-))
>                  jg____________ ||dd ______
>---
>That weird stuff he's singing is the end of the bridge and the entire guitar
>solo from the song "Fraile" by Nine Inch Nails. I've been known to imitate NIN
>songs myself, hence this strip.

can only double VKs "poke and kick romance" thingie.. they're getting
somewhere :)


>               Helloo-oo?     Can't hear you!   *BOOOM BODADSHHT
>                    |         LALALALALAAALAA! _  BOODOM, BO-DAKA
>                     `~..                 `O  |_)  DSHHT, KA-DSHHT*
>                      .>>.              |_(._[__]
>    jg                 ||               | |b|   |
>---
>Inspired by my inability to do anything productive and a Swedish TV
>advertisement. Dedicated to lastfuture. :)

-lmao- cooo-oool ..and in that case NB isn't just acting like you
would... very much like me too :)


>       You know, this is just
>        like when we first met,
>         only not really.   .`~..      OO .
>                          o   .>>.     ||   o
>                               ||      dd                _____
>   _    __   __      _O                    __  O_     __(     `--._
> .' `--'  `-(_ `-.__( )--._     __    __.-'  `-( )---'--.___.--.___`.
>(                          `---'  ) ,'                             `-\
> ) You're SITTING ON       Eh..  `.(   Is this seat    No... *giggle* )
>( MY HAT! DIE, SCUM!!     ,        )  taken, m'lady?          ,     .'
> `.         `~--    ___ OO ____   (           `OO    _____ ..~ _   ( )
>   )         .>>- _|____||_____|   `.          ||. _|______<<___|   `.
> .'           || /  \  dd    /  \    )         bb /  \    //  /  \    )
>(        ____   ____              _.'`.__       ____   _             /
> `-.__.-:    `.__)  `---.___.----'     ( `-.__.'   (_.' `._.--.___.-'
>         `._.-'  `.______.'             `-._.---.    _.---'
>                                                 `--'

hmmm strange bubbles.. they look like somebody dropped a open glue
bottle on the floor and left it there until the glue dried... or
something

>                 It's not                             o  Yuf ud uf.
>               -that- cold.        _                 /\ ,
>                         `~--     (_|               |__|
>                          .>>.    [__]_ _|           ||
>        jg                 ||     |   || |           dd
>---
>I don't like the cold.

i do..  and i love snow .. and thunderstorms :)

had fun with those.. altho the first one was duplicate.. you posted it
with the last bunch of episodes already

-- 
\\\||///   ,-----------------.
| -- --|  ( ....z.zz.zzZzZZzZ )                       INSOMNIA part 7
|(__)_)|   `-----------------'                   soon to be revealed
|   _) | _____,'                                      alt.ascii-art

Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 00:17 · permalink · report
"Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote in message
news:0+H...@4ax.com...
>
> can only double VKs "poke and kick romance" thingie.. they're getting
> somewhere :)

Or so you THINK. OK, yeah, they probably are...

> hmmm strange bubbles.. they look like somebody dropped a open glue
> bottle on the floor and left it there until the glue dried... or
> something

They DO! :D Supposed to look like clouds, but whatever.

> had fun with those.. altho the first one was duplicate.. you posted it
> with the last bunch of episodes already

D'OH!

--

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  stupidstupid
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [-[-]-\\ , stupid...
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /||
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {.} ||| <- just took
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #//|||    a shower

Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 00:18 · permalink · report
"Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9tmj6b$l5g$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> news:9tm4ou$3fffq$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> >
> >                                  *sigh*
> >                               ~..      OO
> >                               .>>.     ||
> >                jg              ||      dd
>
> :-D Excellent!

You liked -that one-? I thought that was just mildly funny... Geez, I really
can't figure out what's funny and what's not.

> Please, don't start to think Nerd Boy is getting unfunny until
> we tell you ;-)

OK, will do! :D Wait a minute, who's "we"?

--

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  Not drsquare,
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\ ,  I hope...
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /||
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |||
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #//|||

Sat, 24 Nov 2001 01:18:32 +0100 I opened a wrapped package and out
jumped "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> and said:

>
>> Please, don't start to think Nerd Boy is getting unfunny until
>> we tell you ;-)
>
>OK, will do! :D Wait a minute, who's "we"?
>

People who are not you =)


-- 
Olli "Dronir" Wilkman
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light's fine as it is.

About this thread. These messages were posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 2001 and are mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you one of the authors? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.

Report this message

Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.

Help classify this post