$50,000 in a couple of months for $5

Get a reasonable return of $20,000 to $50,000 by sending only $5. All
you
skeptics out there, TRY IT. You'll never know it doesn'twork unless you
do. 
Its only $5! This worst that could happen is losing that. The best that 
could happen is getting $50,000!!!

Hello!  I've got some awesome news that I think you need to 
take two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make 
some serious cash in a hurry???," or been in serious debt,  ready to 
do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill 
collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of 
your favorite beverage, get comfortable, and listen to this interesting, 
exciting find!
       We all have five dollars to put into such an easy, effortless
investment with SPECTACULAR, REALISTIC RETURNS OF
$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON
THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME
TONIGHT INSTEAD OF GETTING TAKEOUT FROM McDONALD'S,
AND INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY
MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!!  YOU CAN'T LOSE!!
       So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
provided the most detailed, yet straightforward, instructions on how
to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE
YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!

INSTRUCTIONS:
       1.  Take 5 sheets of paper and write on them the following:
"Please add my name to your list."  Make sure you also include your
name and "snail mail" address.  This creates a service out of this
money-making 
system and thus makes it completely legal.  You are not just randomly 
sending a dollar to someone--you are paying one dollar for a legitimate 
service.  I assure you again that this is completely legal!  
       2.  Now fold these sheets of paper individually around one dollar
bill each (no checks 
or money orders).  Put them into envelopes and send them
on their way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper
around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.  THIS STEP IS
IMPORTANT!!
       3.  Now, listen carefully.  Here's where you get YOUR
MONEY COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of
five people.  Remove the first name from position 1 and move
everyone on the list up one slot.  Position 2 name will
now move to the position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become
position 2, position 4 will become 3, position 5 will become 4.  
Now, put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5.
       4.  Now, upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and
local bulletin boards' message areas and file sections as possible.
Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Example:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY
OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  The more uploads the more
money you will make, and of course, the more money the others on
the list will make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH
OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120
PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE AND AMAZING
SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!!  Set a goal for
the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or
more!  Always have a goal in mind!!!  If you can UUE encode the
file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to
receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way they
get a copy of the article right on their computer without hassles of
viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.  Don't alter
the file type.  Leave it as an MS-DOS text file.  The best test is to be
able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad or WordPad.  If the 
margins look right without making the screen slide left or right when 
at the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
       5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the
BBS, or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a
file.  Tell them who your internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL
ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to
do it but there are simply too many internet software packages with
slightly different yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.
Just ask for help or look in the help section for "posting."  Place a 
one-line statement in the main body section of the message
post screen.  Something like "Download this to read how to get
cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
like:  "Get one million dollars flooding into your mailbox in two
days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!
       6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND
ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect
to see a little money start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT
ABOUT WEEKS 3 AND 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT
YOUR MAILBOX!!  All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox
and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize
YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
       7.  So, go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then
get that something special you always wanted or buy that special
person in your life (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll
never forget.  ENJOY LIFE!
       8.  Now when you get low on this money supply, simply 
re-activate this file again, reposting it in the old places where
you originally posted and possibly some new places you now know
of.  Don't ever lose this file.  Always keep a copy within reach for
when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL
THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN
WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
     
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THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
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HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL.

1.    JON VELOFF
     8169 KELLYDALE NW
     MASSILLON, OH 44646

2.    JASON PIORKOWSKI
     1400 JAY ST.
     LAKEWOOD,CO 80232 USA

3.    JOHN VELLIOS
     1588 STONEHILL CT. B
     WHEATON,IL 60187 USA

4.    David Vellios
     929 Oxford N.E.
     Massillon, OH, 44646 USA

5.    Paul J Brookes
      24 Culham Drive
      Maidenhead
      Berkshire
      SL6 7PW
      ENGLAND

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People in the list above: You should be getting your dollars from me in
the next post!     

NOTE:  Keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar
(remember, they asked you to add them to your list) and always 
keep an eye on the local postings of this file, just to make sure 
that everyone is playing the game fairly.  You know where your 
name should be.  AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING 
WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS PLAN.  By the way, if you try 
to deceive people by posting the messages with your name in the 
list and not sending the money to the people already included, you 
will not get much.  I know someone who did this and only got about 
$150 (and that's after two months).  Then he sent the 5 bills, people 
added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!