Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Apr 1997.
[Pic] Sketch from Hell (6)
alt.ascii-art
· 12 messages · 17 Apr 1997 - 27 Apr 1997
[hell wouldn't be that bad if you
didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv]
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joris bellenger wrote: > > [hell wouldn't be that bad if you > didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv] > > ______ ,---. > ,-| | C,C)_/ > |:| .. | ?_((, > | | | \\ > `-|______, ____ //)_ > |__| /,-'----// > || c-'`` / > || / | | > _||_ / | ______ | > [____] ...,o |/ \| b'ger > > >joris bellenger (b'ger) >e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl >ascii-art gallery at: http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha \ | ha \ | / ----%^^')/ < < < < < __. ^^ \ ' That is brilliant. But it should really say [hell wouldn't be that bad if you didn't HAVE to watch bowling on tv] ^^^^^^^ NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- /\ ha ,^^^%--- ha < \/ \ ha < llizard aka ejm < cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca < < __. ^^ \ '
llizard wrote: > ha > ha > ha > ha > ha > ha > ha ha > ha ha > ha > ha \ | > ha \ | / > ----%^^')/ > < > < > < > < > < __. > ^^ \ > ' > and: > -- > /\ ha > ,^^^%--- ha > < \/ \ ha > < llizard aka ejm > < cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca > < > < __. > ^^ \ > ' These "llizards" keep getting better and better :D Recently llizard told me about a struggle with a non-existing "paper jam" in a copying machine: + + *oh, oh...* + ________ + | PHOTO |=%^^'> + | COPIER_|__ / > + | | " > + | | > + | | > + |____|___ '^ + " To which my comment was: you mean: *oh, oh...* ________ | PHOTO |=%^^'> | COPIER_|__ / > | | " > _ | | > | | | | > (:) =D-.__.%____.-|____|___ '^ " (but llizard assured me that it was plugged in) I had also suggested that using an axe on it would cause immense improvement on its functionality (looking over shoulder while doing so of course...) llizard's response? another wonderful ascii interpretation of course: + + :^D Like this? + + |\ + | > + |/| + | + ha " + ________ ha / + | PHOTO | ha ---%^^'> + | COPIER_|__ ha / / > + | | " > + | | > + | | > + |____|___ '^ + " + + + + ha + ___ _____ ha + | P< <HOTO | ha ---%^^'> + | CO>>PIER_|__ ha / / > + | < < / " > + | \// | > + | | |\ | > + |____|___ | > '^ + |/ " + good luck with the copying llizard... :) -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's animation site: http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ )
Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam> wrote: > > llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> wrote: > [snip of hysterical llizards] > > These "llizards" keep getting better and better :D > > Recently llizard told me about a struggle with a non-existing "paper > jam" in a copying machine: > [snip of confused llizard at photocopier] > > To which my comment was: > > you mean: > > *oh, oh...* > ________ > | PHOTO |=%^^'> > | COPIER_|__ / > > | | " > > _ | | > > | | | | > > (:) =D-.__.%____.-|____|___ '^ > " > > (but llizard assured me that it was plugged in) > > I had also suggested that using an axe on it would cause immense > improvement on its functionality (looking over shoulder while doing so > of course...) > > llizard's response? another wonderful ascii interpretation of course: > [snip of hysterical llizard attacking photocopier with axe] > good luck with the copying llizard... :) Thank you for your very kind compliments. And also thank you for your good luck wishes for my photocopying. I am pleased to report that I returned to the photocopier; it was miraculously fixed (with no axe marks visible!) and managed to successfully copy my things with a minimum of difficulty. ____ | ___|_ ______|| | \ ____|| | \\ __|| | \\\ || | \\\||_____| \ ha ________ .^%--- ha | PHOTO | < \ ha | COPIER_|__ / > | | " > | | > | | > |____|___ '^ ejm97 " NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ha ________ .^%--- ha one small step | PHOTO | < \ ha for a llizard, | COPIER_|__ / > one GIANT step for ??? | | " > | | > llizard aka ejm | | > cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca |____|___ '^ "
llizard wrote: [ 8< 8< ] > Thank you for your very kind compliments. And also thank you for your > good luck wishes for my photocopying. I am pleased to report that I > returned to the photocopier; it was miraculously fixed (with no axe > marks visible!) and managed to successfully copy my things with a > minimum of difficulty. [ 8< 8< ] I am so glad to hear that :) So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection? (hint hint...) -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's animation site: http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ )
Veronica Karlsson wrote: [snip] > So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection? > (hint hint...) The complete llizard collection will be available after this occurs: _ /) mo / ) |/)\) /\_ \__|= ( ) __)(__ _____/ \\_____ | _ ___ _ || | | \ | | \ || | | | | | | || | |_/ | |_/ || | | \ | | || | | \ | | || | | \. _|_. | . || | || | llizard aka ejm || | || * | * ** * ** |** ** \))ejm97/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((// And I presume that that won't be for a while. NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ ha _/ | ,^%--- ha I'm still |_____| __ > \ ha working on it.... --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ llizard aka ejm | | //| | cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam> writes: > > [---8<--{snip}------] > > >So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection? > >(hint hint...) > > > [---8<--{snip}------] > > Hmmmm I think we must be on the same wave-length Veronica, > In some recent email to llizard, I wrote: > > >Your little llizard always makes me laugh, espescially the recent > >post by Veronica and the toubles with the photocopier :) > >Now that would be a funny animaton! (hint hint) :) > > So llizard..... get to it !!! ;) That's a great idea! This reptile is getting funnier and funnier. -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's animation site: http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ )
Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam> writes:
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>So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection?
>(hint hint...)
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Hmmmm I think we must be on the same wave-length Veronica,
In some recent email to llizard, I wrote:
>Your little llizard always makes me laugh, espescially the recent
>post by Veronica and the toubles with the photocopier :)
>Now that would be a funny animaton! (hint hint) :)
So llizard..... get to it !!! ;)
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spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote: > >Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam>wrote: > >>So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection? >>(hint hint...) >> >>In article <5jl8n9$8o1$2...@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au >>writes: >>> >>>So llizard..... get to it !!! ;) > > YES YES! I've been saving LLizards... I'd like to see them all!!! > C'mon llizard! > > -joan Nag, nag, nag!! All I ever hear is nagging! ___ _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __ > \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it.... --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ | | //| | NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- -#----- I \ REALLY ===%^^^, should be =#-@@ / > practicing!!! \/ > ___>,^ llizard aka ejm //| | cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
In article <5jl8n9$8o1$2...@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au
writes:
>>So, when will we be able to see the complete llizard collection?
YES YES! I've been saving LLizards... I'd like to see them all!!!
C'mon llizard!
-joan
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cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) writes: [---8<--[polite requests for a collection of llizard pics snipped ;)]--] >Nag, nag, nag!! All I ever hear is nagging! > > > ___ > _/ | ,^%--- > |_____| __ > \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it.... > --- == -- > > [_____] __>,^ > | | //| | > > Its your fault for having such a wildly popular llizard, that gets up to so much mischief! :) GO AND PRACTICE! \ __ ___ oo) _/ | ,^%--- __~._ |_____| __ > \ =c--| \\ --- == -- > |-\6 [_____] __>,^ ||\\ | | //| | |/ \\ WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR ASCII!?!? -#----- __ / \ (-o, ===%^^^, _.<__ =#-@@ / > //| |\\ \/ > "d-\6' ___>,^ //\| //| | // || nag __ nag nag (-o, / __ .0 G--- | GROWL /_/ \ -- .-'-\'._ -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -)--- _// '--\ / " " ------ / , , / \/ \ (/ //_ \_ .-._ \|| . \ \ '-._ _,:__.-"/---\_ \ ______/___ '. .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \ `'--.___ _\ / | Shanaka Dias ,' \)|\ `\| /_.-' _\ \ _:,_ Curtin University " || ( .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~` Western Australia |/ '. ___.> /=,| | / .-'/_ ) |email: edi...@alpha1.curtin.edu.au| snd )' ( /(/ |_________________________________| \\ " '==' http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka
edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote: > > cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca (llizard) writes: > > [---8<--[polite requests for a collection of llizard pics snipped ;)]--] > >Nag, nag, nag!! All I ever hear is nagging! [snip] > Its your fault for having such a wildly popular llizard, > that gets up to so much mischief! :) > > GO AND PRACTICE! > \ __ > ___ oo) > _/ | ,^%--- __~._ > |_____| __ > \ =c--| \\ > --- == -- > |-\6 > [_____] __>,^ ||\\ > | | //| | |/ \\ > > WHY AREN'T YOU DOING > YOUR ASCII!?!? -#----- > __ / \ > (-o, ===%^^^, > _.<__ =#-@@ / > > //| |\\ \/ > > "d-\6' ___>,^ > //\| //| | > // || > > nag > __ nag nag > (-o, / > __ .0 > G--- | GROWL > /_/ \ -- > .-'-\'._ -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -)--- > _// '--\ / " " ------ > / > Shanaka Dias >email: edi...@alpha1.curtin.edu.au >http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka ha ,^ ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / " " / Mischief?? I don't know *what* you mean.... Must go, someone (can't tell if it's ascii police or practicing police) is chasing me with a whip! NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __ > \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it.... --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ llizard aka ejm | | //| | cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
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