Re: photocopying success (was: [Pic] Sketch from Hell (6))

Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam> wrote:
> 
> llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> wrote:
> 
[snip of hysterical llizards]
> 
> These "llizards" keep getting better and better :D
> 
> Recently llizard told me about a struggle with a non-existing "paper
> jam" in a copying machine:
> 
[snip of confused llizard at photocopier]
> 
> To which my comment was:
> 
> you mean:
> 
>                           *oh, oh...*
>                     ________
>                    | PHOTO  |=%^^'>
>                    | COPIER_|__ / >
>                    |    |      "  >
>             _      |    |         >
>            | |     |    |         >
> (:)  =D-.__.%____.-|____|___       '^
>                                  "
>
> (but llizard assured me that it was plugged in)
> 
> I had also suggested that using an axe on it would cause immense
> improvement on its functionality (looking over shoulder while doing so
> of course...)
> 
> llizard's response? another wonderful ascii interpretation of course:
> 
[snip of hysterical llizard attacking photocopier with axe]
> good luck with the copying llizard... :)

Thank you for your very kind compliments. And also thank you for your
good luck wishes for my photocopying. I am pleased to report that I
returned to the photocopier; it was miraculously fixed (with no axe
marks visible!) and managed to successfully copy my things with a
minimum of difficulty.
           ____
          | ___|_
    ______||     |
    \ ____||     | 
     \\ __||     | 
      \\\ ||     |
       \\\||_____|
                 \      ha
   ________      .^%---  ha
  | PHOTO  |    <  \ ha
  | COPIER_|__ / >
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97           "


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--
                        ha
   ________      .^%---  ha            one small step
  | PHOTO  |    <  \ ha                for a llizard,  
  | COPIER_|__ / >                  one GIANT step for ???
  |    |      "  > 
  |    |         >                     llizard aka ejm
  |    |         >                cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
  |____|___       '^
                "

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