Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 6 Oct 1996.
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**** QUICK **** & **** EASY **** $$ CASH $$ ****
alt.ascii-art.animation
· 1 message · 6 Oct 1996
I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
GET CASH FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just
have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The
article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE
AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thought
about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it
worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE
STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!
Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but
it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000
or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed
out ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each
of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. I
included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To
Your List." I then removed the first position name of the five names
listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in
position five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in!
I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and
REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come
in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....
But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I
knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some
from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did I
get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of
$23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!!
I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So
maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT
COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through
and repost this article everywhere you can think of! The more
postings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your
very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass up!!!
Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost
factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar
bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal
Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME
ADDED) to all the newsgroups you can. Then sit back
and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o ) down
your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have
five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with
SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5
weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME
TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN
THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!
So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided
the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily
get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO
MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with
the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". For a neat little twist,
also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to
add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at the
same time! Fold a $1 note or money order or bank draft in each of the
pieces of paper and mail them to the following five addresses:
**********************************************************
* 1. Dave Alexus
* 918 Sunridge Dr.
* Sarasota, FL 34234
*
* 2. Greg Farries
* 119 Mount Crandell Crescent West
* Lethbridge, Alberta
* Canada T1K 6L7
*
* 3. John Wise
* 2130 Cameron Cir.
* Birmingham, AL 35242-6411
*
* 4. Alejandro Pelaez
* Rafaela 5171 Dto. B
* (1407) - Capital Federal
* Argentina
*
* 5. Eric Lee
* 3305 Block O, Amoy Garden
* Kowloon Bay
* Hong Kong
******************************************************************
STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number 5
on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply editing
and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there are
17 000 of them).
You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
you post to, the bigger your return will be.
HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES -
ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.
Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say, only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
On average therefore, 25 people will send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make $25.
Your 25 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
or 5 000 postings - average return 125 at $1 each is $125. They
make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 25 000 postings
= 625 returns at $1 each = $625.
Finally, 625 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1
and you get a return of $3125 (for every 200 postings) before you name
drops off the list. Total income in one cycle = $3905. AND THAT'S IF
EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS!
From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only
a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.
Let's review the reasons why you should do this
THE ONLY COST FACTORS ARE
5 STAMPS
5 ENVELOPES
5 $1 BILLS
Anyone can afford five dollars to put into such an effortless investment
with SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
what are the chances of that happening?
Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
COMPLETELY NEW people participating?
Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
fairly. You know where your name should be.
REMEMBER - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
ENJOY!
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