Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Jun 2002.
Annie and Willy
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· 6 messages · 16 Jun 2002 - 28 Jun 2002
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The hackers found some more of those security leaks
in my Web browser, Annie. The press is crucifying me.
Sales are down.
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And I've had to pull half my programming staff
off of other projects to write some bogus 'patches'
-- in order to make the stupid lemmings think that
they're now secure. I'll tell ya, life's a bitch.
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Why don't you write a decent operating system, instead
of that cobbled-together piece of pointee-clickee junk
you've been foisting off on the public since the '80s?
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A decent operating system? ARE YOU INSANE?!? Do
you have any idea how much that would COST? Why, I'd
have to start all over again -- from the ground up.
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Besides, if I were capable of actually producing a
decent operating system, I'd've DONE it by now.
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\ Yeah, well...it was just a thought.
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Anyway, this isn't about operating systems.
It's about power. MY power over the lemmings.
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\ You're such a pathetic, megalomanical nerd, Willy.
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> The hackers found some more of those security leaks > in my Web browser, Annie. The press is crucifying me. > Sales are down. > \ _____ > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | \ ( , | > || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > Heh :) .. this reminds me of "Helen - Sweetheart of the Internet" http://www.peterzale.com/helen/ I almost think that if you changed Annie's name to Helen you could find the exact same cartoon in the Helen archives.
well I enjoyed it "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.netREMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply> wrote in message news:3d0cb037$0$44165$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > The hackers found some more of those security leaks > > in my Web browser, Annie. The press is crucifying me. > > Sales are down. > > \ _____ > > ,,////, ((( `\ > > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > > | _\) ~-( ) > > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > > || | \ ( , | > > || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| > > / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | > > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > > o o | > > > > Heh :) .. this reminds me of "Helen - Sweetheart of the Internet" > http://www.peterzale.com/helen/ > > I almost think that if you changed Annie's name to Helen you could find the > exact same cartoon in the Helen archives. > > >
The Unknown Artist wrote: > *** post for FREE via your newsreader at post.newsfeed.com *** > > > > > The hackers found some more of those security leaks > in my Web browser, Annie. The press is crucifying me. > Sales are down. > \ _____ > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | \ ( , | > || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > > > And I've had to pull half my programming staff > off of other projects to write some bogus 'patches' > -- in order to make the stupid lemmings think that > they're now secure. I'll tell ya, life's a bitch. > \ _____ > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > // [-]-[-] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | | ( , | > || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | | \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > > > Why don't you write a decent operating system, instead > of that cobbled-together piece of pointee-clickee junk > you've been foisting off on the public since the '80s? > / > _____ > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ , ,`\ ) > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | | ( , | > || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | | \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > > > > A decent operating system? ARE YOU INSANE?!? Do > you have any idea how much that would COST? Why, I'd > have to start all over again -- from the ground up. > \ , _____ > ` ,,////, ' ((( `\ > ((((/ ` ,//////\\ ' \)))) , ,`\ ) > \ \ // [o]-[o] / / (^ ) ) > ', ', | _\) ,' ,' ~-( ) > ', ', \ C / ,' ,' ,-'((,,,)) > ', '-'\__/-' ,' ,- \_/ `\ > || ', ,' ( , | > || | M$ | `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|---'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > > > Besides, if I were capable of actually producing a > decent operating system, I'd've DONE it by now. > \ > \ Yeah, well...it was just a thought. > \ _____ / > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | | ( , | > || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | | \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > > > Anyway, this isn't about operating systems. > It's about power. MY power over the lemmings. > \ > \ You're such a pathetic, megalomanical nerd, Willy. > \ _____ / > ,,////, ((( `\ > ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) > // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) > | _\) ~-( ) > \ \__/ ,-'((,,,)) > .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ > || | \ ( , | > || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| > / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | > |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' > --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- > |____| '-' o \====== \_/ > o o | > > > > -----= Posted via Newsfeed.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- > http://www.newsfeed.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! > -----== 100,000 Groups! - 19 Servers! - Unlimited Download! =----- > Hehe... -- /\/\/\/\/\ - /##########\ |\ < m.m.6.4. >@< Guru3D.com > |->12.04.28.48.7.ICQ \/\/\/\/\/ - \##########/ |/
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I heard that NerdBoy is coming back.
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Yup, that's the scuttlebutt.
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I don't like NerdBoy. He gives geeks a bad name.
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I know! I'll buy the rights to the NerdBoy cartoons,
then bury them on some obscure page on my web site!
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I don't think that would work, Willy.
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Why not?
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Two words: 'search engine.'
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You're such a doofus, Willy.
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The stock market is in the dumper, Annie. My
shares have plummeted. I've lost a billion
dollars, and never even got to enjoy it.
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On top of that, the company retirement fund is
composed entirely of corporate stock. Now the
stupid staffers are grumbling, just 'cuz they see
their retirement money slipping away. Idiots.
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Sounds like you need to jack up the staff a little bit.
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Like, how?
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Well, maybe you could try that 'monkey dance' again.
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You really think it would work? It couldn't hurt.
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Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! You're such a nerd, Willy.
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