Annie and Willy
From The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se>
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· 28 Jun 2002 06:23 · View full thread
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The stock market is in the dumper, Annie. My
shares have plummeted. I've lost a billion
dollars, and never even got to enjoy it.
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On top of that, the company retirement fund is
composed entirely of corporate stock. Now the
stupid staffers are grumbling, just 'cuz they see
their retirement money slipping away. Idiots.
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Sounds like you need to jack up the staff a little bit.
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Like, how?
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Well, maybe you could try that 'monkey dance' again.
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Yeah, that's it.
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You really think it would work? It couldn't hurt.
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Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! You're such a nerd, Willy.
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(monkey by "b'ger")
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