Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Jan 1995.
HERmaphrodie Cow
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· 4 messages · 10 Jan 1995 - 17 Jan 1995
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HERMAPHRODITE COW
(pronouced "her-more-fi-dite": it means unisexed)
D.M. "Quozl" Falk (quo...@netcom.com) wrote: : Andy Nachbaur (and...@beenet.com) wrote: : : : (pronouced "her-more-fi-dite": it means unisexed) : : Actually, (1) it's pronounced as it looks [her-MA-fro-dyte], and (2) it : means "of both sexes", as the term comes from "Hermes" (Mars, or man), : and "Aphrodite" (Venus, or woman), the deities of war and love, respectfully. I thought so... I had a girl try to tell me it was Hemorphadite too, and I had to set her straight.. I don't think she beleived me, but after I tell her those facts then she's toast. what would a hermorphidite be anyways??? Someone who constantly morphs from one sex to the other??? Sorry to clutter up the ascii newsgroup with this... -- -Dave T
Dave T (dta...@mtu.edu) wrote: : D.M. "Quozl" Falk (quo...@netcom.com) wrote: : : Andy Nachbaur (and...@beenet.com) wrote: : : : : : (pronouced "her-more-fi-dite": it means unisexed) : : : : Actually, (1) it's pronounced as it looks [her-MA-fro-dyte], and (2) it : : means "of both sexes", as the term comes from "Hermes" (Mars, or man), : : and "Aphrodite" (Venus, or woman), the deities of war and love, respectfully. : : I thought so... : I had a girl try to tell me it was Hemorphadite too, : and I had to set her straight.. : I don't think she beleived me, but after I tell her those facts : then she's toast. She (and the person I responded to) were probably thinking a "eunuuch"(sp?).... : what would a hermorphidite be anyways??? : Someone who constantly morphs from one sex to the other??? No; a hermaphrodite is someone who has both sets of sexual organs, so yes, a hermaphrodite could be told to "go f*** yourself", and make a pleasant night of it! ;) ....Quozl! -- //////======////////// |Dennis M. Falk |221 Huntoon St.|TTA/Animaniacs/WB / @ ) \\\\\\\\\\ |aka "Quozl Mephit"|Eureka, CA |TaleSpin/CnD-RR *___(_____(___| |(quo...@netcom.com)|95501-4115 USA |Fifi/Babs/Minerva Supporting your right to own a pet Mustelid! (Skunks, ferrets, otters, minks..)
D.M. "Quozl" Falk (quo...@netcom.com) wrote: : Dave T (dta...@mtu.edu) wrote: : : what would a hermorphidite be anyways??? : : Someone who constantly morphs from one sex to the other??? : : No; a hermaphrodite is someone who has both sets of sexual organs, so : yes, a hermaphrodite could be told to "go f*** yourself", and make a : pleasant night of it! ;) I know what a hermaphrodite is, but I was referring to the mispronunciation Hermorphadite. And Not all hermaphrodites can actively "go f*** themselves" because having both organs active and functional is _very_ rare. Most just have one functional, and the other isn't... Or the ones you see in mags are probly just ppl in the middle of a sex change and wanted to make some qwik cash.. -- -Dave T
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