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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jan 1995.
Re: HERmaphrodie Cow

Re: HERmaphrodie Cow

Dave T (dta...@mtu.edu) wrote:
: D.M. "Quozl" Falk (quo...@netcom.com) wrote:
: : Andy Nachbaur (and...@beenet.com) wrote:
: : 
: : :              (pronouced "her-more-fi-dite": it means unisexed)
: : 
: : Actually, (1) it's pronounced as it looks [her-MA-fro-dyte], and (2) it 
: : means "of both sexes", as the term comes from "Hermes" (Mars, or man), 
: : and "Aphrodite" (Venus, or woman), the deities of war and love, respectfully.
:  
: I thought so... 
: I had a girl try to tell me it was Hemorphadite too, 
: and I had to set her straight..
: I don't think she beleived me, but after I tell her those facts
: then she's toast.

She (and the person I responded to) were probably thinking a 
"eunuuch"(sp?)....
 
: what would a hermorphidite be anyways???
: Someone who constantly morphs from one sex to the other???

No; a hermaphrodite is someone who has both sets of sexual organs, so 
yes, a hermaphrodite could be told to "go f*** yourself", and make a 
pleasant night of it! ;)

....Quozl!


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