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alt.ascii-art · 14 messages · 16 Apr 2001 - 27 May 2001
MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 16 Apr 2001 17:38 · permalink · report
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On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:38:26 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:

> 
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> was just messing with that JAVE thing........ again

This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look vaguely
Australian?
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MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 17 May 2001 02:43 · permalink · report
On Wed, 16 May 2001 17:41:07 GMT, stu...@bigfoot.com (Stuart Moore) wrote:

 >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:38:26 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:
 >
 >> 
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 >>                       ,'/ \_\'.
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 >>            ,- -\    :         ;   /- '-------._MJP
 >
 >This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look vaguely
 >Australian?
 
popped up again? where did you see it before? I only posted it once, and only here.

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On Thu, 17 May 2001 02:43:56 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:

> On Wed, 16 May 2001 17:41:07 GMT, stu...@bigfoot.com (Stuart Moore) wrote:
> 
>  >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:38:26 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:
>  >
>  >> 
>  >>                         ,---.
>  >>                       ,'/ \_\'.
>  >>                      /  ___  __\
>  >>                     / \/ / \/ / \
>  >>                    / \_\/ \_\/ \_\
>  >>                   ;___  ___  ___  :
>  >>                   ; / \/ / \/ / \/:
>  >>          _____________________________________
>  >>                 /| _.--.   ' ,--._)|\
>  >>                ||- ,- O / = < O -, -||
>  >>                ; |   ~'    ;       | ;
>  >>                 \; ,    (_ _)    , ;/
>  >>                  ':_ ,' ,' ' , ,' ;'
>  >>                   :_ ,'_.-"-._ ,'_;
>  >>                    \ ,(  - -  ),'/
>  >>                     \,' , ,' , _/
>  >>                     |\' , ,' , /
>  >>                  ,-'| '., ,'),'\\
>  >>                 /   |   '---'  ; '. \
>  >>            ,- -\    :         ;   /- '-------._MJP
>  >
>  >This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look vaguely
>  >Australian?
>  
> popped up again? where did you see it before? I only posted it once, and only here.

Sorry - what actually happened is it became the top post on my browser as the
previous ones timed out.

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Love it - altough he seems to have a cybernetic arm
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Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 17 May 2001 10:11 · permalink · report
On Wed, 16 May 2001 17:41:07 GMT, stu...@bigfoot.com (Stuart Moore) wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:38:26 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:
>
>> 
>>                         ,---.
>>                       ,'/ \_\'.
>>                      /  ___  __\
>>                     / \/ / \/ / \
>>                    / \_\/ \_\/ \_\
>>                   ;___  ___  ___  :
>>                   ; / \/ / \/ / \/:
>>          _____________________________________
>>                 /| _.--.   ' ,--._)|\
>>                ||- ,- O / = < O -, -||
>>                ; |   ~'    ;       | ;
>>                 \; ,    (_ _)    , ;/
>>                  ':_ ,' ,' ' , ,' ;'
>>                   :_ ,'_.-"-._ ,'_;
>>                    \ ,(  - -  ),'/
>>                     \,' , ,' , _/
>>                     |\' , ,' , /
>>                  ,-'| '., ,'),'\\
>>                 /   |   '---'  ; '. \
>>            ,- -\    :         ;   /- '-------._
>>        ,--'     \    '.       ;  /             \
>>       /          \     '.   ,'  /               :
>>      /            '-.    '-'  ,'                 \
>>     ;                \       /          |         :
>>     |         |       '--.--'           \          \
>>     ;         |           :             /:         :
>>    /          |           |             ):          :
>>   ;           ;           |             : \          \
>>   |          /            |             \  '         |MJP
>>                                                       
>> was just messing with that JAVE thing........ again
>
>This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look vaguely
>Australian?
>-- 

G'day Mate

I'd have to say no to that cobber, he don't look anything like us Aussies!

Oh , and chuck another shrimp on the Barbie!

;)


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Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 17 May 2001 15:12 · permalink · report
On Wed, 16 May 2001 17:41:07 GMT, Stuart Moore <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:38:26 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) enlightened us with:
> 
> > <snip Australian-looking guy>
> 
> This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look
> vaguely Australian?

=[===-

"Call that a knife?" 

.,,,||------------,,
`'''||---------""'

"That's a knife!"

--   
Harry Mason (tr/@./.@/ hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk)

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Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> schreef in berichtnieuws
slr...@orbital.ecs.soton.ac.uk...
> > This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look
> > vaguely Australian?
>
> =[===-
>
> "Call that a knife?"
>
> .,,,||------------,,
> `'''||---------""'
>
> "That's a knife!"
>

Just what I was thinking :)

I've seen a great parody on this line somewhere too (I think it was in the
Simpsons with Capt. McCallister):

====E (fork)

"You call that a knife?"

==|===-

"that's a knife!"

:D

Arjen



> --
> Harry Mason (tr/@./.@/ hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk)
>
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On Fri, 18 May 2001 00:28:22 +0200, "Arjen Pilon" <aep...@studenten.net.nospam>
enlightened us with:

> 
> Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> schreef in berichtnieuws
> slr...@orbital.ecs.soton.ac.uk...
> > > This just popped up on my screen again - is it just me, or does he look
> > > vaguely Australian?
> >
> > =[===-
> >
> > "Call that a knife?"
> >
> > .,,,||------------,,
> > `'''||---------""'
> >
> > "That's a knife!"
> >
> 
> Just what I was thinking :)
> 
> I've seen a great parody on this line somewhere too (I think it was in the
> Simpsons with Capt. McCallister):
> 
> ====E (fork)
> 
> "You call that a knife?"
> 
> ==|===-
> 
> "that's a knife!"
> 
Simpsons:
I'm sure it should be 
 ====C) (spoon)

because the next line is

"Oh, so you've plaid knify-spoony before then"
-- 
 o
 |\ _[]
 L_ ===    Stuart Moore
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> "Call that a knife?"
>
> .,,,||------------,,
> `'''||---------""'
>
> "That's a knife!"

I'll have a go.

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- CeeJay

Lemming <l3m...@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 20 May 2001 19:15 · permalink · report
In the last episode, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote:

>> "Call that a knife?"
>>
>> .,,,||------------,,
>> `'''||---------""'
>>
>> "That's a knife!"
>
>I'll have a go.
>
> .,,,,)------------,,
> '````)---------""`
>
>
> .,,,,,,,)------------------------...._
> '```````)------------------------````
>
>        \
> .,,,,,,,)_____________________________________
> '```````)
>        /
>
>
> .,,,,,,,)"""""""""""") *hehe* Chop chop.
> '```````)___________/
>

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(______|   |';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';
       |   |,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'
       b===d

(It's *supposed* to be a chainsaw)

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schr�dinger's cat.

In the last episode, mik...@best.com (MJP) wrote:

>On Sun, 20 May 2001 20:15:43 +0100, Lemming <l3m...@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > ______p---q 
> >(______|   |';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';
> >       |   |,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'
> >       b===d
> >
> >(It's *supposed* to be a chainsaw)
> >
>
>ok I'll jump in
>
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>  (.-.-.-|[= |/'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`',
>     (_;(==) },.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,' 
>         """"                                
>                                             
> .-.,,,,,|\_______________________           
>:       -||______________________/           
> '-.-.-.-|/""""""""""""""""""""""     Pruning Saw

Beautiful.

Lemming
-- 
Curiosity *may* have killed Schr�dinger's cat.

MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 21 May 2001 00:05 · permalink · report
On Sun, 20 May 2001 20:15:43 +0100, Lemming <l3m...@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:

 >In the last episode, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
 ><new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote:
 >
 >>> "Call that a knife?"
 >>>
 >>> .,,,||------------,,
 >>> `'''||---------""'
 >>>
 >>> "That's a knife!"
 >>
 >>I'll have a go.
 >>
 >> .,,,,)------------,,
 >> '````)---------""`
 >>
 >>
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 >> '```````)------------------------````
 >>
 >>        \
 >> .,,,,,,,)_____________________________________
 >> '```````)
 >>        /
 >>
 >>
 >> .,,,,,,,)"""""""""""") *hehe* Chop chop.
 >> '```````)___________/
 >>
 >
 > ______p---q 
 >(______|   |';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';
 >       |   |,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'
 >       b===d
 >
 >(It's *supposed* to be a chainsaw)
 >
 >Lemming


ok I'll jump in

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In alt.ascii-art, Lemming  <l3m...@bumblbee.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In the last episode, mik...@best.com (MJP) wrote:
[snip knives]

I didn't see any cleavers in the mix.


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Elijah
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has a dagger made of high density plastic

Laury <gni...@moc.tenretnitb> ASCII art 27 May 2001 11:04 · permalink · report
MJP <mik...@best.com> wrote in message
news:3b0...@news.verio.net...
|  >
|  > ______p---q
|  >(______|   |';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';
|  >       |   |,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'
|  >       b===d
|  >
|  >(It's *supposed* to be a chainsaw)
|  >
|  >Lemming
|
|
| ok I'll jump in
|
|           ____
|    ______((__))/
|   (.-.-.-|[= |/'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`',
|      (_;(==) },.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,'
|          """"
|                      \       /
|                       \\    //
|                        \\\ ///
|                        (' ( /
|            /           / (  \
|   ______ ('               \  \
|    =___ )  )             _/_/\\
|   ^^^^^^^^^^^^                 \
|   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|   ^^MikeChat^@^best^com^^^^^^MJP^



Chain saw - quite difficult to make top and bottom look OK:


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