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Interested in making $50,000? It Works!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 9 Aug 1997
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Interested in making $50,000?
HERE'S A FUN WAY TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH! WHO KNOWS, YOU MAY EVEN
GET RICH! You gotta be crazy! How on earth do you think you can buy 50K
for lousy 5 bucks? Well, that's what I was wondering too until I came
across this letter.
First of all: IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL! (Call 1-800-725-2161) if you
have any questions about the following opportunity to make
$50,000.00, and that's probably WITHIN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS!
Well, here it goes: A little while back, I was browsing these
newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar
to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks
with only an initial investment of $5.00! So I thought, "Yeah, right,
this must be a joke," but like most of us I was curious, so I kept
reading.
Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 5 names and
addresses stated in the article. You then place your own name and
address in the bottom of the list at #5, and post the article in at
least 200 newsgroups (there are thousands). No catch, that was it. I
knew that that was the opportunity I had waited for a long time.
I never had a doubt about whether or not this thing will actually
work and even if it didn't, what were 5 stamps and $5.00 for a try? As I
mentioned before, like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the
US Post Office (1-800-725-2161), and they confirmed that it is indeed
legal! Now, that's how your story WILL sound if you also participate.
Well, GUESS WHAT?...within 7 days, I started getting money in the
mail! I was shocked! I still figured that it would end soon, and didn't
give it another thought. But the money kept coming in. In my first
week, I made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars. By the end of the second
week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over
$10,000.00 and it is still coming. This is now my fourth week and I have
made a total of just over $42,000.00!
Let me tell you how this works, and most importantly, why it
works...also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can
refer to the information in it as you need it. The process is very
simple
and consist of 3 easy steps.
STEP1: Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following
on each piece of paper: "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST."
Now get five $1.00 bills and place ONE inside each of the five
pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope to
prevent theft. Next, place one paper in each of the five envelopes and
seal
them. You should now have five sealed envelopes, each with a piece of
paper
stating the above phrase and a $1.00 bill. By doing this you are
creating
a service. THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL! Mail the five envelopes to the
following addresses:
T.J. Kashin
2009 Hollyhock St.
Pekin, IL 61554
Fred Dufour
1596 39th Ave.
Montreal, QC
H1A4A2, Canada
Robert Wisowaty
1341 Kane St.
La Crosse, WI 54603
Mark Moyes
1173 NW 122 Ave.
Portland, OR 97229
M. Cook
505 Brevoort Rd.
Columbus, OH 43214
STEP 2: Now take the first name off the list that you see above,
move the other names up and write YOUR NAME as the last on the list.
STEP 3: Change anything you need to but try to keep this article as
close to the original as possible. Now, post your article in at least
200 newsgroups (I think there are close to 18,000 groups). All you need
is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you will make!
Don't know HOW to post in the newsgroups? Well do exactly the
following
(If these instructions are too complex to follow, try Forte's "Free
Agent"): It is freeware for non-commercial use. To download it, simply
use a search utility and type 'Forte Free Agent'. You should be able
to find it.
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the
world within days! You may eventully want to rent a post office box due
to the large amount of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous,
you can invent a name to use as long as the postman will deliver it.
JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.
Now the WHY part: This entire principle works because it is
in a format of an upside down tree with thousands of branches.
Everyone below you will see to it that thetree continues because
they want to get money. Those below them will continue because they
want to get the cash.
Out of 200 postings, say I recieve only 5 replies (a very low example).
So then I made $5.00 with my name at #5 on the letter. Now, each
of the 5 people who just sent me $1.00 make the minimum 200 postings,
each with my name at #4 and only 5 people respond to each of the
original 5,
that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 minimum post
with my name at #3 and only get 5 replies each, I will bring in an
additional
$125.00! Now, those 125 people turn around and post the minimun 200 with
my name at #2 and only get 5 replies each, I will make an additional
$625.00!
Okay, now here is the fun part, each of the 625 people post a minimum
of 200 letters with my name at #1 and they each receive 5 replies, that
just made me $3,125.00!
With an original investment of only $5.00! AMAZING! And as I said,
5 responses is actually VERY LOW! The average is probable 20 to 30!
So lets put those figures at just 15 responses per person. Here is what
you will make: at #5: $15.00, at #4: $225.00, at #3: $3,375.00,
at #2: $50,625.00, at #1: $759,375.00.
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $5.00 to the names on
the list, putting your name at number 5 and start posting again.
The thing to remember is that thousands of people all over the world
are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday,
JUST LIKE YOU are now! And this will go on and on and on...get
the picture?
Well, there're 5,000,000,000 people in the world and most of them
will eventully end up being hooked into the internet. So there are
virtually unlimited resources. Of course this will work the best at the
very beginning so the faster you post, the better for YOU! So, can you
afford $5.00 to see if it really works? I think so!
People have said, "What if the plan is played out and no one
sends you the money?" So what! What are the chances of that happening
when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are
joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to
give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 30,000 new users everyday,
with thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember,
play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work. You just have to be honest.
Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW, also. Try to keep
a list of everyone that you sends you money and always keep an eye
on the news groups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. Remember:
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat. The basic idea
to make the money! GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly
and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH.
By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to the rest of the
people already on the list, you will not get as much. Someone I talked
to knew someone who did that and he only made about $150.00, and that's
after seven or eight weeks! Then he sent the 5 $1.00 bills, people
added him to their list, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10K.
This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen
to share the wealth of the world without costing anything but our time!
You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists for future dollars.
Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again!
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