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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Jul 1998.
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Flamenco dancer

Flamenco dancer

alt.ascii-art · 34 messages · 18 Jul 1998 - 5 Aug 1998
Aw, come on. This is a public channel. Public nudity over here! :^D
    -Sarah

>Hmmm... since the trend these days seem to be to take the clothes off
>all ascii ladies (or to dress them if they're already naked), here's a
>naked stick woman:
>
>
>         /_
>         \O,
>         <<\
>          X \
>         | \
>ejm/VK   |  \
>         '   `

Hm, what's next, topless sunbather ascii? :^D
    -Sarah

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 18 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Here are some Flamenco dancers I have come up with recently. (My
apologies to anyone who actually knows how to Flamenco dance. The only
Flamenco dancing I've actually seen is in the movie "Carmen".)

             `)
            _ \
          (( }/  ,_
          )))__ / 
         (((---' 
           \ .'  
            )|____.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'\/  /
 ejm       '| |`_
           \/

             `)
            _ \
          (( }/  ,)
          )))__ / 
         (((---' 
           \ .'  
            )|____.---- )
           / \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'\/  /
 ejm       '| |`_
           \/

              `)
           __  \
          {`))/'
          .(((/ 
         /,(`))  
         \  )(____.---- )
         ')/ \ `       (
          / ' \ `      )
         /  '  \  `   /
        /   '       _/
       /   _!____.-'
      /_.-'    /
 ejm    /|    |`_
        \/


           _"
          {()) 
          .(((. 
         /,(`))\  
         \  )(,/
         ')/ (`.
          / ' \`_`
         /  '  /\)\ 
        /   ' />(  \
       /   _!'( /\_ \
      /_.-'    /   `.`.
 ejm    /|   |`_
        \/


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
         /`           llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
         \,^^%--- ha
         <\   \ ha    I'm not quite sure how
         >/      ha        to keep the castanets going....
         >`
        /|^^                      ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions
  ejm   \ \                    www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 18 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
llizard wrote:
> [ 8< ]
> --
>          /`           llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
>          \,^^%--- ha
>          <\   \ ha    I'm not quite sure how
>          >/      ha        to keep the castanets going....
>          >`
>         /|^^                      ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions
>   ejm   \ \                    www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/


HA! A flamenco llizard! (but you need a _dress_)


          o
         /          
         \ ,^^%--- ha
         <<\   \ ha  
          X \o    ha 
         / \ 
        /   \        
ejm/VK  `--'\^^'     
         '   `


Not a llizard:

          o
         /_         
         \O,
         <<\
          X \o
         / \ 
        /   \        
ejm/VK  `--'\
         '   `


Hmmm... since the trend these days seem to be to take the clothes off
all ascii ladies (or to dress them if they're already naked), here's a
naked stick woman:

          
         /_
         \O,
         <<\
          X \
         | \  
ejm/VK   |  \
         '   `

-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 18 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 18 Jul 1998 18:52:44 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
> wrote:
> 
> >llizard wrote:
> >> [ 8< ]
> >> --
> >>          /`           llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
> >>          \,^^%--- ha
> >>          <\   \ ha    I'm not quite sure how
> >>          >/      ha        to keep the castanets going....
> >>          >`
> >>         /|^^                      ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions
> >>   ejm   \ \                    www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
> >
> >
> >HA! A flamenco llizard! (but you need a _dress_)
> >
> >
> >          o
> >         /
> >         \ ,^^%--- ha
> >         <<\   \ ha
> >          X \o    ha
> >         / \
> >        /   \
> >ejm/VK  `--'\^^'
> >         '   `
> >
> >
> >Not a llizard:
> >
> >          o
> >         /_
> >         \O,
> >         <<\
> >          X \o
> >         / \
> >        /   \
> >ejm/VK  `--'\
> >         '   `
> >
> 
> Topless though?
> 

Read again. I said "dress", not "skirt". A dress is like a skirt and a
blouse in one piece (just like overalls is a pair of trousers and a
jacket in one piece).

Here is Maija, wearing a skirt and a blouse:


        .,:;:;,.
      .:;:;::,;::
      :;'''`' `':'
      ::-(.)-(.):;
      :`    c   ':
      ::`.  o .':;
      :;::`--'::::
    .-::;: `  ::;:-.
   '     `.  .'     `
   `.      `'      .'
   | `.          .' |
   |  |          |  |
   |  `.        .'  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||________||  |
   |  |'"'`"'`())`. |
   |  |      |)   | |
   ||||      (|   |||
     |       ||   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     `---`---'-'--'
        `-'  `-' mh/VK

Here is Maija, wearing a dress:



        .,:;:;,.
      .:;:;::,;::
      :;'''`' `':'
      ::-(.)-(.):;
      :`    c   ':
      ::`.  o .':;
      :;::`--'::::
    .-::;: `  ::;:-.
   '     `.  .'     `
   `.      `'      .'
   | `.          .' |
   |  |          |  |
   |  `.  '  `  .'  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  |' '  ' `  `. |
   |  |           | |
   ||||           |||
     |            |
     |            |
     |            |
     |            |
     |            |
     |            |
     |            |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     `---`---'-'--'
        `-'  `-' mh/VK


And here is Maija, wearing just the skirt (and a bikini bra):



        .,:;:;,.
      .:;:;::,;::
      :;'''`' `':'
      ::-(.)-(.):;
      :`    c   ':
      ::`.  o .':;
      :;::`--'::::
     _::;: `  ::;:_ 
    /  ||      ||  \ 
   |   ||      ||   |
   |  /  `.  .'  \  |
   |  |    ><    |  |
   |  `._.'  `._.'  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||        ||  |
   |  ||    .   ||  |
   |  ||________||  |
   |  |'"'`"'`())`. |
   |  |      |)   | |
   ||||      (|   |||
     |       ||   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |        |   |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     |   |    ||  |
     `---`---'-'--'
        `-'  `-' mh/VK


> >Hmmm... since the trend these days seem to be to take the clothes off
> >all ascii ladies (or to dress them if they're already naked), here's a
> >naked stick woman:
> 
> What are the alternatives?  Topless?  Bottomless?
> 

???

> >
> >
> >         /_
> >         \O,
> >         <<\
> >          X \
> >         | \
> >ejm/VK   |  \
> >         '   `
> 


-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 18 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
I forgot the one of Maija going to a student ball, along with her
favourite penguin:



                                 |||||||||||
                                 |  _   _  |
                                 |  o   o  |
                ..              (|         |)
             .{{}}}}.            |    ^    |
            {{{{}}}}}}           |   ---   |
           {}' _`' _`{}           `._____.'
           {} '.` '.`{}            |__ __|
           {*    c   *}            | <V> |
           {{`.  = .'}}       _.---'[>o<]`---._
         __{{{|`--'|}}}__   .'   | |     | |   `.
       .'  `+-'    `-+'  `.|    |\ |  *  | /|    |
      {     |        |     }    | `|     |' |    |
      {     |___  ___|     }   | F J  *  F J |   |
       \` '/ %%%`'%%% \` '/|   | J  F   J  F |   |
        |""| %%%%%%%% |""| |   |  F | * | J  |   |
        |  `. %'%%`% .'  | |   |mmJ_J___F_F  |   |
        |  || |%%%%| ||  |.|         ||   `  |   |
        |  || |%%%%| || '  `_________|*---'  |   |
        |  || |%%%%| |`----'  |       o|     |   |
        |  || |%%%%| |        |       o|     |   |
        |  |'"`%%%%'" `.      |    --._|--   |   |
        |  |    `'      `.    |   |__/ \__|  |   |
       /||||              \   |   /|     |\  |___|
      F                    J  |  / |     | \ |--*|
     J      |               F | /  |     |  \|  |
     |      |            |  | |/   |     |   \|||
     F      |            |  J `|   |     |   |'
    J       |            |   F |   |  |  |   |
    |       |            J   | |   |  |  |   |
    F       |             F  J |   |  |  |   |
   J        |             |   F|   |  |  |   |
   |   |    F             |   ||   |  |  |   |
   F   |   J      |       |   J|   |  |  |   |
  J    F   |      |   |   J    F   |  |  |   |
  |   J    |      |   |    F   |   |  |  |   |
  F   |    |      |   |    |   J   |  |  |   |
 J    |    |  |   J   |    |    F  |  |  |   |
 |    |    |  |    F  J    |    |  |  |  |   |
 |    F    F  |    ||  F   J    |  |  |  |   |
 |%%%J%%%%J%%%|%%%%||%%|%%%%F%%%|__|_ | _|__ |
 `---`----`---`---'-'--'----'---'    `|'    `|
             `-'  `-' mh/VK    (______X______)



-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

llizard wrote:
> Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> > >Read again. I said "dress", not "skirt". A dress is like a skirt and a
> > >blouse in one piece (just like overalls is a pair of trousers and a
> > >jacket in one piece).
> >
> > Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to
> > the upper half of the nude dancer!
> >

With that resolution a thin blouse will appear to have the same shape as
no blouse at all...  :D

>         ___
>       _/   |===%^,
>      |_____|  __\/>
>        ---  ==     >
>      [_____]     __>,^
>   ejm |   |     //| |
> 
>         ___
>       _/   |   \_,^%---
>      |_____|     <\ \  How come my initials are on drawings I didn't do?
>        ---  ==   >/
>      [_____]   __>,^
>   ejm |   |   //| |
> 

Picture 1: Dancing llizard by ejm

Picture 2: Picture 1, but with a dress

Picture 3: Picture 2, but with a girl in the dress

Hmmm... when did it cease to be "ejm/VK" and become just "VK"?  :D


-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

In article <900...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>So would this perhaps be an acceptable resolution ?
>
>Nude dancer...
>
>         /_
>         \O,
>         <<\
>          X \
>         | \
>ejm/VK   |  \
>         '   `
>
>
>Dancer in a dress...
>
>          o
>         /_
>         \O,
>         ((\
>          X \o
>         / \
>        /   \
>ejm/VK  `--'\
>         '   `

Compromise ?

        /"_
        \ O,
         (.)\
          X  |
         / `-;
       /'  /i|    
       `--'_l'    
         '   `
o o O o o O o O o O o O

Regards,
  Staszek

On Sat, 18 Jul 1998 18:52:44 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:

>llizard wrote:
>> [ 8< ]
>> --
>>          /`           llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
>>          \,^^%--- ha
>>          <\   \ ha    I'm not quite sure how
>>          >/      ha        to keep the castanets going....
>>          >`
>>         /|^^                      ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions
>>   ejm   \ \                    www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
>
>
>HA! A flamenco llizard! (but you need a _dress_)
>
>
>          o
>         /          
>         \ ,^^%--- ha
>         <<\   \ ha  
>          X \o    ha 
>         / \ 
>        /   \        
>ejm/VK  `--'\^^'     
>         '   `
>
>
>Not a llizard:
>
>          o
>         /_         
>         \O,
>         <<\
>          X \o
>         / \ 
>        /   \        
>ejm/VK  `--'\
>         '   `
>


Topless though?


>Hmmm... since the trend these days seem to be to take the clothes off
>all ascii ladies (or to dress them if they're already naked), here's a
>naked stick woman:

What are the alternatives?  Topless?  Bottomless?


>
>          
>         /_
>         \O,
>         <<\
>          X \
>         | \  
>ejm/VK   |  \
>         '   `


Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 19 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:

>Read again. I said "dress", not "skirt". A dress is like a skirt and a
>blouse in one piece (just like overalls is a pair of trousers and a
>jacket in one piece).


Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to 
the upper half of the nude dancer! 


Dancer in a dress...
> >
> >          o
> >         /_
> >         \O,
> >         <<\
> >          X \o
> >         / \
> >        /   \
> >ejm/VK  `--'\
> >         '   `
> >


Nude dancer...
> >
> >
> >         /_
> >         \O,
> >         <<\
> >          X \
> >         | \
> >ejm/VK   |  \
> >         '   `


So would this perhaps be an acceptable resolution ?


Nude dancer...

         /_
         \O,
         <<\
          X \
         | \
ejm/VK   |  \
         '   `


Dancer in a dress...

          o
         /_
         \O,
         ((\
          X \o
         / \
        /   \
ejm/VK  `--'\
         '   `

Bye,

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 19 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
In article <900...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite
<cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote:
> 
> Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
> 
> >Read again. I said "dress", not "skirt". A dress is like a skirt and a
> >blouse in one piece (just like overalls is a pair of trousers and a
> >jacket in one piece).
> 
> Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to
> the upper half of the nude dancer!
> 
> Dancer in a dress...
> > >
> > >          o
> > >         /_
> > >         \O,
> > >         <<\
> > >          X \o
> > >         / \
> > >        /   \
> > >ejm/VK  `--'\
> > >         '   `
[snip]
> Dancer in a dress...
> 
>           o
>          /_
>          \O,
>          ((\
>           X \o
>          / \
>         /   \
> ejm/VK  `--'\
>          '   `
.
        ___ 
      _/   |===%^,
     |_____|  __\/>
       ---  ==     >
     [_____]     __>,^
  ejm |   |     //| |

        ___ 
      _/   |   \_,^%---
     |_____|     <\ \  How come my initials are on drawings I didn't do?
       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
  ejm |   |   //| |

Colin, when the drawings are so small, it's a little difficult to
distinguish whether the stick people are clothed or not. I generally
assume that if I see

          o
         /_
         \O,
         <<\
          X \o
         / \
        /   \
    VK  `--'\
         '   `

it's pretty clear from the presence of a skirt that the stick dancer is
clothed entirely. (you have heard of close fitting bodices?)

           o
          /_
          \O,
          ((\
           X \o
          / \
         /   \
  CD/VK  `--'\
          '   `

This variation of the dress you have made gives the dancer an
uncharacteristically (for flamenco) blousy bodice, not to mention a very
strange shape.


Perhaps there has been so much excitement with clothing and unclothing
various ascii people that you are beginning to see things.



NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
       ___             llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |  ,^%--- ha
    |_____|__<_ \ ha   Thanks VK, for the dress, but the flounces in the
      --- == >/    ha  skirt made playing castanets even MORE
confusing.       
    [_____]__>,^
  ejm|   |//| |        http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 19 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
In article <35b...@news3.uswest.net>, "Sarah and Tony Day"
<day...@uswest.net> wrote:
> 
> Hm, what's next, topless sunbather ascii? :^D
>     -Sarah

It's already been done by Andreas Freise, Sarah:

...bikini was lost 'accidently' when beach-tarzan walked by:

        + 
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             $"$  ._ (_ . `.  `--.--.   
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/\ $|\      "          `"             
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   `

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see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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       ___                            cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |    ,^%---                             llizard aka ejm
    |_____|  __<_ \  Dejanews is so handy!            
      --- ==   >/                 
    [_____]  __>,^              ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions
  ejm|   |  //| |            www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Spunk1111 wrote:
> 
> >Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>
> 
> the last of my b'ger posts that seem to fit this "nude" theme...
>         

OK, here's some more:


[joris in the morning]




                              Fffflebelebelebelleeehhhhhh....
                                           \
         Zzzzzz zzzz                        \                 |
                \                                             |
               __   `,________               _________        |
           |\_/` _ _ # o   - o\_/|     \\|  |.        |_      |
           |  \o |/  ?    o  '|  |     ( /- |.        |:|     |
           |  )  | . )\ o    '\  |      \\__|.        |/      |
           |__|o /__/\ \____o'/__|       '--|_________|       |
           /  '--/    ~  -  \/   \           __|___|__        |
          /_____/ /.__%__. \ \____\---------[_________]-.     |
         /-----/___/  ,_______\----\_____________________\    |
     _  / -        |\/ _   '        \--_--------------..-'    |
    | \/         /-   /   . \    -   \/ |             ||      |
    |  \________'____________________/  |,,,__________||______|
    |  '                             '  |   \         ||
    |                                   |    \        ||   .. .
    |              b'ger                |     \       ''
    |                                   |      \
    |                                   |       \
    | ._______________________________. |        \
    |_|   ..                 |        |_|         \
              .              |_____________________\
                             '''''''''''''''''''''''


(doesn't appear to be wearing much clothes...)



             _____
            /   _)))
           /   / 6 6
          (   (    \         Naaah, I'm not ready yet...
          /  ,' __=          I'm trying to draw the Payboy bunny.
         / __) /_  )        ______________________________________
        ( /   ~  `(                 /
         / / .) .) )     ../////      _____________
        ( /\    (_       \   , ,     |        '\\\\\\
         \| \  '  \       C    \    |        ' ____|_
         :o /      \       \D_/      |   +    '||::::::
          /\    _/  )   ___| (___    |        '||_____|
          \/     )  |  /  \ ~ /  \   \'_______|_____|
           |    /   | /'\  \_/ _' \  ___/____|___\___
        ___|___/\___|(  <_ _____|/_\|    _    '  <<<:|
       /              '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o|
      /                 \~/::::::::|                  \
     /                  '=========='                   \
    /___________________________________________________\
      |                                               |
      |                                               |
      |                                          b'ger|




           ../////
           \   6 6
            C    \          Naaah, I'm not ready yet...
             \-_/           I'm doing some doodle on your Payboy bunny.
          ___| (__        ______________________________________________
         /    ~   `       _____    /
        /  /  .  .|      /   _)))     _____________
       /  /\      \     /   / , ,    |        '\\\\\\
       \ |  )   , |    (   (    \    |        ' ____|_
        \(_/      )    /  ,' __=     |   +    '||::::::
        |_ \  `_/ '   /___) /__ )    |        '||_____|
          \'   \) |  (/ \_ ~ _|\     \'_______|_____|
          |    /  |  / \_ \_/ ),\    ___/____|___\___
        __|___/\__|_(  <_ ___(___\__|    _    '  <<<:|
       /             '-/ \________  |_________'___o_o|
      /                \~/::::::::|                   \
     /                 '=========='                    \
    /___________________________________________________\
      |                                               |
      |                                               |
      |                                          b'ger|




                 _/\_
             _/\_\__/_/\_
         _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_
         \__/    \__/    \__/
         _/\_    _/\_    _/\_      ))))))
         \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/  ///(((( , ,
             \__/_/\_\__/      | ) \C    >
                (\__/          /|   ;  _=
                 \)/)         / |___/ /_      _/\_
                (\(/         (,_'_ ` ~   \  _,\__/
                 \)/)            \(. ) .) \/.-///
                (\(/              )    / \  |
                 \)/)            /  , (   \/
                (\(/            /   ~  \
                 \)/)          /   __   \
                (\(/           '   \/   '
                 \)/)          \   '   /
                (\(/            \  |  /
                 \)/)            ) , /
                (\(/            / /\ \
                 \)             |/  \|
                _/\_            |    |    -joris bellenger-
            _/\_\__/_/\_       (|    |)
        _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_  .||    ||
        \__/    \__/    \__/   '=    ='  b'ger





     %%%%%% %%%%%%%%
    %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
         (<  ?%%%%%%%%%%%
          ~  %
      ___ //___
     /         |
   '/ (* )( *) | ',
  ################## b'ger
  """"""""""""""""""





               ....
              S,, SS
             S(<  ?SS
            SS ~   SSS
     |//   __S_/ /_SSSS
     -\ ) /   S     SSS
       |\/ (. )( .)SS\S
       | \/ |     SSS \
       \ / S|    SSS \ \
        ` SS/ , SSSS | /
           S    SSS\ :;
          SS(  SSSS \| \
         SSSS SSSS  |'\)
        SS|SSSSS    /
         S| SS/ S  /S
   ~~~~~~~| S/    ,SS~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Morfina!! wrote:

>              \.
>               ))   ((()))
>            _.'/\ ())))))))
>   __     .'_.'  ((( (((_:_)
>   \'..._/ /      )))> (_:_)
>        / /--...__((\_ (((()
>       (_( _____ __(.-: /))))__
>       \__...___:.__   ) ) ____)
>       (_:        (_,   /.'
>       ( (          \   (        ___
>        \ \        /)\   '.____.' . '.;;.
>         \ \_     /(( )          . . .\'(()
>          '._'.  /  ) \        __.    /  )))
>             '.\/  ____\   )_.' |    /\ (((()  ,
>               )) ( _____.'|    \   (_ \ '((((())
>              /'   \ \,. \ |     \___ ) '.  '::'
>                    \___\ \ \      / / '. \
>                           \ )    ( '-,  \ \
>       ,                  _/ /     \_/    \ \
>    8  8b            ____/__/_________mrf/__/
>   d8  88b.      .b /
>  d88bd8888b.  .d888d'.
> 8888988898988989898989\
>  oo o  oo o o  o oo  o )
>
> Bye!
>
>



               " Oh boy! She has got such a beautifull... bow."
                                        /
                   ` ' _               /
                  -  _/ \             /
                    (___|            ,
                         \
                          `  =*===
                           $$o O $$$
                           $ <    D$$
                           $   ~  $$$
                     ,     $$$$  |
                    ///; ,---' _ |----.
                     \ )(           /  )
                     | \/ \.   '  _.|  \              $
                     |  \ /(   /    /\_ \          $$$$$
                      \ /  (       / /  )         $$$ $$$
                           (  ,   /_/ ,`_,-----.,$$  $$$
                           |   <----|  \---##     \   $$
                           /         \\\           |    $
                          '   '                    |
                          |                 \      /
                          /  \_|    /______,/     /
                         /   / |   /    |   |    /
                        (   /--|  /.     \  (\  (_
                         `----,( ( _\     \ / / ,/
                               | /        /,_/,/
                              _|/        / / (
                             / (        ^-/, |
                            /, |          ^-    b'ger
                            ^-



[my ascii-art muse]
                            ____            *
                           / _) `\       '.  i _
                          /^/^(   )       s
                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
                        (  (. ( . / /(
                        /\__\    ( \_/
                        \ |  )  ` \
                         \| /      \_______
                       _(_/(     \/        `)
                        //  \     \.____/__/_
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             |/  / |        ||
                             \| /  |________||
                              )/|____--_____o|
                            ,'/___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\/-|___|__________|------


joris bellenger




             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
         (  (. ( . / /(
         /\__\    ( \_/
         \ |  )  ` \
          \| /      \ 
        _(_/(     \/ |
         //  \     \ | __________
              \    | || ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------






             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  // (   \ /-_/       i
         (  ((   \ / /(
         /)  )\   ) \_/
         \ |/ ))  (\
        / \| /(    )\ 
       /_(_/(  \  (  | 
      (  //  \  )  \ | __________
       )___)  \(____\|| ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------





[male ascii-art muse, 1]
                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                            \C  '\'       s   
                             \  -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                        /  , .  % .// |
                       / _/\       \  |
                       \  | \      |`-'
                        \ |  \   ' \
                      _ /_/  /    _ \_____
                       ///   |    \)_______\_
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||     
                             '/  / |        ||
                             (  /  |________||
                            _| /|____--_____o|
                           (` /___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\(-|___|__________|------





[male ascii-art muse, 2]

                             ____,           *
                            /` / _\       '.  i _
                            ) ( '\'       s   
                           (__| -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~   ,\/-__/       i
                        /  / . _\_.\/ |
                       / _/'    (  /  |
                       \  | \    \( `-'
                        \ |  \  _  \______
                      _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||     
                             '/  ( |        ||
                              \  / |________||
                               )(____--_____o|
                              / |_/__|____\_
                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------

[male ascii-art muse, 3]



                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                            \C  '\'       s   
                             \  -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                        /  , .  % .// |
                       / _/\       \  |
                       \  | \      |`-'
                        \ |  \   ' \______
                      _ /_/  /    _       `)
                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             '/  ( |        ||
                              \  / |________||
                               )(____--_____o|
                              / |_/__|____\_
                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------





[male ascii-art muse - couch potato version]

                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                           | C  '\'       s   
                            \\  - |     a   c   ,
                          ___)`--'__  ,____  ;
                        /'`    ~    `/-__/       i
                       /   , .  % .// (
                      (  _.\       \   )
                       \  ) \       \-'
                        ) | (    '   )
                      _ /_/ (`    _ '`----.
                       ///  |     \)_______\_
                            |     | ________ |
                             \    ||        ||
                             |) ` )|  b'ger ||     
                             /   / |   /VK  ||
                             |  /  |________||
                            _| /|____--_____o|
                           (` /___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\(-|___|__________|------





...and bald:

                             _____           *
                            /_   _\       '.  i _
                           |"C  '\'       s   
                            \\  - |     a   c   ,
                          ___)`--'__  ,____  ;
                        /'`    ~    `/-__/       i
                       /   , .  % .// (
                      (  _.\       \   )
                       \  ) \       \-'
                        ) | (    '   )
                      _ /_/ (     _  `----.
                       ///  |     \)_______\_
                            |     | ________ |
                             \    ||        ||
                             |) ` )|  b'ger ||     
                             /   / |        ||
                             |  /  |________||
                            _| /|____--_____o|
                           (` /___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\(-|___|__________|------




[Elvis]
                             ######          *
                            ###  _\       '.  i _
                           ###  '\'       s   
                            #\#  - #     a   c   ,
                          ___)`--'__  ,____  ;
                        /'`    ~    `/-__/       i
                       /   , .  % .// (
                      (  _.\       \   )
                       \  ) \       \-'
                        ) | (    '   )
                      _ /_/ (     _  `----.
                       ///  |     \)_______\_
                            |     | ________ |
                             \    ||        ||
                             |) ` )|  b'ger ||     
                             /   / |        ||
                             |  /  |________||
                            _| /|____--_____o|
                           (` /___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\(-|___|__________|------




[male ascii-art muse - couch potato version - a few ice creams later]

                             __,,,            *
                            / '  _\        '.  i _
                            |C  =\=        s   
                            |(   - )      a   c   ,
                          __)  `--'__  ,____  ;
                        /'`    ~    `\/-__/       i
                       /      . )%  .)' |
                      (  _./ -'    -')  )
                      |    )          )/
                       \   )`  ---  (  )__
                      _( _/ `   ____.-'   `.
                       ///|        \________\
                          \        |________ |
                           \       |        ||
                            )  ` '/|  b'ger ||     
                           /     / |   /VK  ||
                           |    /  |________||
                           (   /|____--_____o|
                           (` /___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\(-|___|__________|------


I didn't know computers were that strong.




                             ____,,                     ,,,,,
                             )` ) _\                   / _  |
                            /  ( "\"                   '/'  c
                           (___| =_/)                  |_-  |
                           ___/  /___                 ___\  \____
                          /`  \__ _\`\   _       _   /`    ~    `\
                         /  /_/__)__) \_/_)-, ,-(_\_/  )._/_ . \  \
                        / _/\   ( )/\____(_/   \_)____/\  )    '\_ \
                        \  | \    (                     )/    / |  /
                         \ |  )   )\                   /  ___/  | /
                       _ /_/ (_.____\                 /|_/'  \  \_\_
                        ///  /    )/ )               / \/    |   \\\
                             \    |  |               |  |    /
                              \   |  |               |  |   /
                               )` )` )               (` ( `(
                              /  (  /                 \  )  \
                              \  / /                   \ \  /
                               )/)/                     )()(
                              /(/'\                    / '| \
                        -----/_/ \_\------ b'ger -----/ _|(_ \-----

anybody have any more?


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In article <35B...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson
<dre...@on.spammer> writes
>> > Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to
>> > the upper half of the nude dancer!
>> >
>
>With that resolution a thin blouse will appear to have the same shape as
>no blouse at all...  :D

Me2, that's what struck me as I read through the thread:
if the chest is << that could be naked or clothed,
you can't tell.

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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>
>Hm, what's next, topless sunbather ascii? :^D
Who can forget Joris's women at the beach??
      . ..           ..
          ______________________
          \             __,,_   \
           \    //_    //// _\ _\\    .. .
            \  / )     \\\'   >( |\
             \ |(        ) _ '  )| \
              \| \______/ /____/ |  \
         .  .. |______ |  \______|   \
                \    \_/_)_)          \
                 \    \  .(            \    .      ..
                  \    \  _|\-.________ \
                   \    \/ __\______   \ \
           .. ..    \    \|         , \|  \
                     \    `. ____.-'\  \   \
                      \              \  \   \
                b'ger  \______________`. \___\    .
                                        ) \
                                         \ \
                                          '-`
>      . ..           ..
>           ______________________
>           \             __,,_   \
>            \    //_    //// _\ _\\    .. .
>             \  / )     \\\'   >( |\
>              \ |(        ) _ '  )| \
>               \| \______/ /____/ |  \
>          .  .. |______   ~ ______|   \
>                 \    \  .).)          \
>                  \    \   (            \    .      ..
>                   \    \  ` `-.________ \
>                    \    \   _\______   \ \
>            .. ..    \    \          , \|  \
>                      \    `. ____.-'\  \   \
>                       \              \  \   \
>              b'ger/VK  \______________`. \___\    .
>                                         ) \
>                                          \ \
>                                           '-`
>      . ..           ..
>           ______________________
>           \             __,,_   \
>            \           ////6 6   \    .. .
>             \          \\\'  >    \            "OOoops! someone stole
>              \           ) _=      \            my bathing suit!"
>               \       __/ /__       \
>          .  .. \     /   ___ \       \
>                 \    | '/ ),__\       \
>                  \   \ /\/ (           \    .      ..
>                   \   \ \___`-.________ \
>                    \   \__,( \_______  \ \
>            .. ..    \    \  \/\     , ) \ \
>                      \    `. _____/  /\  \ \
>                       \           | /  `. \ \
>                 b'ger  \_________ )/____ ) \_\    .
>                                 ,'/       \ \
>                                / /         '-`
>                                \/

-joan
spu...@juno.com
http://www.ascii-art.com

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>

more from b'ger!!
                        $$$$$.
                    $$O$$$$ , ,
                   $$  $$$    \
                   $    $' _ =
                    $ __/ /_
                     / \ ~ |\
                    / //_)_) \
                   / /\   (_  \___
                  | /  )  ,_\) -, \
                  |/  ('-,/-' \  \/
                 /(_   |       \
                /\|'   |       /|
               '   '    \     / |
               '   '     \   /| |
              _'___'__    \ / | '
             |       ||    )  ) )
             |  -o-  ||   /  / /
             |_______||   | / /
                          |/ /
             ____________ = =____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger
                  ..     /_|_\               ~~~ ~
                         \,/\/  .. .

I heard stories about bathing suits being stolen while
people were sleeping on the beach, so I figured I'd better
put mine in my purse.

                        $$$$$.
                    $$O$$$$ _ _
                   $$  $$$    \
                   $    $' _ ~
                    $ __/ /_
                     / ` ~  \
                    / / .).) \
                   / /\   (   \___
                  | /  )  ,'.  -, \
                  |/   '     '.  \/
                 /(_   '   _|  '
                /\|    |    \   '
                        \    '  |
                         \      |
                          \     |
                           )  ) )
                          /  / /
             _,__,___     | / /
            |       ||    |/|/
            |  -o-  ||___./.(____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger
          ..|_______||   /| /\               ~~~ ~
               .         \/ \/  .. .

-joan
spu...@juno.com
http://www.ascii-art.com

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>
I keep finding more in my b'ger file!!

                        _____
                       /   _)))
                      /   / 6 6
                     (   (    \
                     /  ,' __=
                    / _ ) /_  )      "Did someone said: nude girl"
                   ( /\__~__|(
                    /\/__)__) )
                   ( /\    (_
                    \| \__'/ \
                    :o /      \
                     /\    _/  )
                     \/        |
                      |        |
                      |        |
                      )        |
                     /|        )
                    / |________|
                    | /      \ |
                    |/    ____\!_______
                    /          )\
                   /(         '-.\_  ..
         b'ger    /,/ .. .

                        _____
                       /   _)))
                      /   / 6 6
                     (   (    \
                     /  ,' __=
                    / __) /_  )      "Here you go"
                   ( /   ~  `(
                    / / .) .) )
                   ( /\    (_
                    \| \  '  \
                    :o /      \
                     /\    _/  )
                     \/     )  |
                      |    /   |
                      |   /\   |
                      )  /  \  |
                     /, /    \ )
                    /  /     / |
                    | /      \ |
                    |/    ____\!_______
                    /          )\
                   /(         '-.\_  ..
         b'ger    /,/ .. .

-joan
spu...@juno.com
http://www.ascii-art.com

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>

more nudes from b'ger!!!

 Wanna see a naked guy? tadaaa...
 
                                _________-----,
                               /\       /    /\
                              /        /____/ _\
                              \      /     _o//__
              _  |             \    /_______    /
                     / _        \  /      |    |
                                 \/       |____|
 
              \/|,   .'''''     |\/
               \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
                )|   \_7 (     |(
               / |_____| |_____| \
               \____    -    ____/
                    \.  %  .|
                     |  '   |
                     |  ,   |
                      \ (   (
                     /  %%   )
                    /   (/   \
                   /   / |   /
                  (,  /  (, (
                   \  )   |  )
                    \ |   | /
                     \|   |/                   _
                   __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
      b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
                                        /\___._/ /-'_ \
                                               \_.-'

-joan
-- 
        ==  ==      "we are each of us angels with but one wing, 
     <^\()/\()/^>     and can only fly by embracing each other"
      \/  \/  \/                -Luciano Decrescenzo
       /  \/  \           joan stark  <spu...@juno.com>
 jgs   `""``""`             <http://www.ascii-art.com>

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>

more- b'ger...
                                                    |\
                                                     \\
                                   ____________       \\
                                  / __     ___/        >\
                                 / / / _   \ <\        ||
                                 \ \/ / \  /   \       ||
                                  \/ /   \/ __/   _____||_________\_
                                   \ \ __/ /__________|</ |       /
                                    \//      /__________|_|
                                     / /   \ \         ||
                                    / /\     /         ||
                                   / /  \    \_        ||
                                  / /_  /   <  \       >/
                                 /  _/  |    _| \     //
                                ////    |     \  \   //
                                        \     |  |  |/
             ,,,,,,                      \    |  |
             // ,  ,                      \   |  |
             C   0 \0                      >  /  /
              \  -_/                      /  /  /
           ___ ) |____                   |  /| /
          /\   \_ \   \                  | / |<
         /  _    \/ _| \                 >/  | \
        /> / \_   '   \/\               / |  |_/
       /_ /   \       /  )         _____\_|_____
    __/)_/    |)___,_|_*/         |_____________|
 __/__(_______/\   __/  )__ ______ ) _________ (
  ___   ______|  _|  \|/   |   ____||         ||
     \//     / '> |________|\//    ||         ||
     //\    /     \-   |    //\    ||         ||
     \\/   (      ,    |    \\/    ||  b'ger  ||
     /\\   | _   <|    |    /\\    ||         ||
     \//    \     \_  ./    \//    ||         ||
  ___//\_____\_     |  |____//\____||         ||
 _____________ \.   |  |___________||_________||
                \__/\__/           )___________(
                   \_|(           |_____________| . ..
                   |  /
                   /_/  ..

-joan
]--
           ,   _        {`--.
          { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>,         joan stark
     .----'-/`-/        {.--'  )) _      mailto:spu...@juno.com
      `'-..-| /          __   // /_/
           /\/\          \_\_((_/___     ASCII ART GALLERY:
   jgs     `--`               ))  \_\    http://www.ascii-art.com

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 20 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>

the last of my b'ger posts that seem to fit this "nude" theme...
          ___
         / ,_\    _____
        /  _)/   /o    \
        |  \    /_ `    \__________
        |   \____ >__,_  \         |
        |                  ____,   |
        \,___________     |    \   |
                   \      (     \  |__
                    \    \ \     \   _)_
           __________\/     \     \____/
          |                ) \
          |     _________ ,   |
          |    /       |      /
          |   /        |     /
          |  /_        |    /               %%%% %%%%%
          |    )       |    \             %%% ,, %%%%%%%%
          \   /        |    /                (<  ?%%%%
          |  /         |   /                  ^ .'
          /_/          |  (_              ___ /(___
                       |    )            /\   ~  /_\
                       \   /           _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_
                       |  /           /\_/ \  x /  \_/\
                  ____ /_/_____       \_/   ) x \   \_/
                 |_____________|    __//   /==o==\   \\__
                  ) _________ (____/__/___(   -   \___\__\___________
                  ||         ||____   ____|      __\ ________   _____
                  ||         ||    \//    \     /   \_       \//
                  ||         ||    //\     \   /      \      //\
                  ||  b'ger  ||    \\/      \_/        \     \\/
                  ||         ||    /\\        \    /   |     /\\
                  ||         ||    \//        /   _    |     \//
                  ||         ||____//\________|        |_____//\______
                  ||_________||______________/         |______________
                  )___________(             /\_________\
                 |_____________|             / | | \
                                             \=/ \=/ .. .

-joan
-- 
        ==  ==      "we are each of us angels with but one wing, 
     <^\()/\()/^>     and can only fly by embracing each other"
      \/  \/  \/                -Luciano Decrescenzo
       /  \/  \           joan stark  <spu...@juno.com>
 jgs   `""``""`             <http://www.ascii-art.com>

Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson writes
> >> > Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to
> >> > the upper half of the nude dancer!
> >> >
> >
> >With that resolution a thin blouse will appear to have the same shape as
> >no blouse at all...  :D
> 
> Me2, that's what struck me as I read through the thread:
> if the chest is << that could be naked or clothed,
> you can't tell.
> 

I just read the "porn" thread... and then this... hmmmm.... is "<<"
porn? and what about ">>" (which can be found in many, many newsgroup
posts like this one, for example)...? And how is one to distinguish
between "<<" with a blouse and "<<" without a blouse?



[Ab, V'z abg dhvgr frevbhf]
-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 21 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
On Mon, 20 Jul 1998 21:29:46 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:

>Spunk1111 wrote:
>> 
>> >Message-id: <35b...@news3.uswest.net>
>> 
>> the last of my b'ger posts that seem to fit this "nude" theme...

>OK, here's some more:


Thanks Veronica ( and Joan ) for that big collection of nudes for me
to put some clothes on.

I think I'll start with this one because it is easiest...not really
a nude...just a girl wearing a panel dress:


             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  // (:::\ /-_/       i
         (  ((   \:/ /(
         /)  )\   ) \_/
         \ |/ ))[](\
        / \| /(    )\
       /_(_/(::\  (::|
      (  //  \::)  \:| __________
       )___)  \(____\|| ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||   -A. Diddle-
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------



Next...a male ascii-art muse (3)...


                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                            \C  '\'       s
                             \  -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                        /  , .  % .// |
                       / _/\       \  |
                       \  | \      |`-'
                        \ |  \\\0\\\_____
                      _ /_/  /          / `)
                       ///   |    )____/__/__
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\___||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             '/  ( |        ||
                              \  / |________||
                               )(____--_____o|
                              / |_/__|____\_
                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------



And...I guess I'd better diddle one of my own?



          Generously proportioned and enjoying life...

       __,,,                                  (((())
      / '  _\      Hi there!                 ((()))))
      |C  a\a    /                           | ^  ^ |
      |(   - )                              (  )`'(  )
    __)  `--'__  ,///,                      (`   o  ')
  /'`    ~    `\/-__/                         )     (
 /      . )%  .)' |                     , ' ::       :: ',
(  _./ -'    -')  )                    (  _ ::_ _ _ _::_  ___
|    )          )/                    / (                ) __|)
 \   )`=====[]===)                   / ( .   _ _ _ _    . )'  \
 ( _/ `           \                 /  .`---'        `---'.   |
 ///|        )______\              ( / )_________________(    |
    \________\       )              | (                   )   |
     \ /     ) )  ` '/              |  \                 /    |
      )  ` '/ /     /              _|_   \              /     (
     /     /  |    /              |/ \|    \___________/       \
     |    /   (   /  After         ---      \    |    /         \ -\__/-
     (   /    (` /   b'ger                   \___|___/           \_(..)
     (` /     / /                             \  |  /   After       \/ /|
     / /      \(                              (/\|/\)     mh       |  |
------\(-------------------------------------------------------------------


Later,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 21 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote:

>           o
>          /_
>          \O,
>          ((\
>           X \o
>          / \
>         /   \
>  CD/VK  `--'\
>          '   `

>This variation of the dress you have made gives the dancer an
>uncharacteristically (for flamenco) blousy bodice, not to mention a very
>strange shape.

OK, I accept the need for retention of a Flamenco style bodice.

          o
         /_
         \O,
         <<\
          X \o
         / \
        /   \
    VK  `--'\
         '   `

In that case we have to look at the nude Flamenco dancer because
a Flamenco dancer will not necessarily have an upper body which
is bodice-shaped.


          o
         /_
         \O,
         <<\
          X \o
         / \
        /   \
    VK  `\   \
         '    `


Actually, a nude Flamenco dancer probably is not necessary at all 
because as far as I know nude Flamenco dancing does not occur...the 
Flamenco costume is a key part of the Flamenco Dance. 

If a nude Flamenco dancer _is_ absolutely esential then a different 
upper shape is necessary.  

Perhaps... 


          o
         /_
         \O,
         {{/\
          X  \o
         / \
        /   \
    VK  `\   \
         '    `

or...

          o
         /_
         \O,
         vv/\
          X  \o
         / \
        /   \
    VK  `\   \
         '    `

Bye,

On Tue, 21 Jul 1998 20:30:11 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:

>Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson writes
>> >> > Yes...but the upper half of the dancer in a dress is identical to
>> >> > the upper half of the nude dancer!
>> >> >
>> >
>> >With that resolution a thin blouse will appear to have the same shape as
>> >no blouse at all...  :D
>> 
>> Me2, that's what struck me as I read through the thread:
>> if the chest is << that could be naked or clothed,
>> you can't tell.
>> 

>I just read the "porn" thread... and then this... hmmmm.... is "<<"
>porn? and what about ">>" (which can be found in many, many newsgroup
>posts like this one, for example)...? And how is one to distinguish
>between "<<" with a blouse and "<<" without a blouse?


Suggestions...

"((" or "{{" with blouse but not shrink-wrapped

"<<" without blouse

"< >" without blouse or bra

"V V" without blouse or bra

"' '" flatchested without blouse or bra

"<<" flatchested with bra only.


Bye,

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 2 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
.----- On Sun, 19 Jul 1998 23:46:31 GMT, Stanislaw Ciszewski posted:
|
|Compromise ?
|
|        /"_
|        \ O,
|         (.)\
|          X  |
|         / `-;
|       /'  /i|    
|       `--'_l'    
|         '   `
'----------------------------

Maybe I`ve been looking at too many pete casso characters (Miss
WellEndowedStein) but this looks like just one, big, breast.

Bye,

Martin

|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 2 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Martin Atkins wrote:
> Maybe I`ve been looking at too many pete casso characters (Miss
> WellEndowedStein) but this looks like just one, big, breast.

<grin> here is another Miss SingleBreastStein

===============================================================
[]  Frogstein and Birdstein - The Statue of Liberty          []
[]  The 'steins Copyright 970701 Pete Casso Revision 980724  []
[]                                                           []
[]           (                                               []
[]          (;)                                              []
[]   \^|^/  /                                                []
[]   ('v')/)      StatueOfLibertystein!                      []
[]   (>(.)         Shame on you!                             []
[]    ^ ^           You expose your breast!                  []
[]                   \                                       []
[]                     oo.                                   []
[]                    (-  )                                  []
[]                     " "                                   []
[]                                                           []
[]                                                           []
[]                                                           []
[]                                                           []
[]      \^^/         )                                       []
[]      ( ">/)) )   (;)               Help!                  []
[]      (> )       /                 /                       []
[]       ^^                      ,,                          []
[]                     ~ ~ ~    ,@@                          []
[]                    ~ ~ ~   (  ^)                          []
[]                            " "                            []
===============================================================

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

>|        /"_
>|        \ O,
>|         (;)\
>|          X  |
>|         / `-;
>|       /'  /i|    
>|       `--'_l'    
>|         '   `
>'----------------------------

>Maybe I`ve been looking at too many pete casso characters (Miss
>WellEndowedStein) but this looks like just one, big, breast.

Martin, did that improve anything? Not that I'm into breasts (I have two of my
own, I don't need to be creating more), but the ; just seems to do more for
this woman's bosom than the . did. Maybe with a | ? Or a ! ? I tried it with
a v, but it just makes her look saggy...  The . made her look a bit barrel 
chested, rather than bosomous... (not that it's a word or anything...). Perhaps
an x would do better there... I already tried it with an i...

Sarah and Tony Day <day...@uswest.net> ASCII art 3 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
        /"_
        \ O,
         (')\
          X  |
         / `-;
       /'  /i|
       `--'_l'
         '   `
How is that?
    -Sarah

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 4 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Stanislaw Ciszewski <sta...@only.foo.is.portable> wrote:

>Perfecto ! But looking ahead ... there will be some (natural) questions.
>8-)   What the following chars mean ? (see below) 
>8->   Which of them are nude, where and why ?
>8-]   Is it an idea of new figlet fonts ?


>        /"_            /"_           /"_           /"_
>        \ O,           \ O,          \ O,          \ O,
>         (`)\           (~)\          (^)\          (")\
>          X  |           X  |          X  |          X  |
>         / `-;          / `-;         / `-;         / `-;
>       /'  /i|        /'  /i|       /'  /i|       /'  /i|
>       `--'_l'        `--'_l'       `--'_l'       `--'_l'
>         '   `          '   `         '   `         '   `

Yes, yes, yes, yes...fill in the rest of the characters...then figletise
it...and BINGO...you have created Your Very Own Figfont FLAMENCO.FLF
and can write your name in it:


   /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_
   \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,
    (S)\     (T)\     (A)\     (S)\     (Z)\     (E)\     (K)\
     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |
    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;
   /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|
   `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'
    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `


I think _I_ might do a "Dancing Carrots" figfont next, carrot.flf *8-).


Bye,

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 4 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Wow! I award 2.5 Frogsteins!

   .oo    .oo    .o
  (  -)  (  -)  ( |
   " "    " "    "

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Stanislaw Ciszewski wrote:
> ===============================================================
> []  Original:                                                []
> []  Frogstein and Birdstein - The Statue of Liberty          []
> []  The 'steins Copyright 970701 Pete Casso Revision 980724  []
> []  New revision: sc                                         []
> []                                                           []
> []                                                           []
> []           (                                               []
> []          (;)                                              []
> []   \^|^/  /                                                []
> []   ('v')/)      StatueOfLibertystein!                      []
> []   (>(.)         Shame on you!                             []
> []    ^ ^           You expose your breast!                  []
> []                   \                                       []
> []                    oo.`  '                                []
> []                  ` (-  ) '                                []
> []                     " "                                   []
> []                                                           []
> []   Deah Poystein                                           []
> []   I'm Euhopeanstein                                       []
> []        /                                                  []
> []       /   (                                               []
> []          (;)                                              []
> []   \^|^/  /                                                []
> []   ('v')/)                                                 []
> []   (>(.)                     __==__     ,,                 []
> []    ^ ^                     |euHope|    @@                 []
> []                            |______|-{` ^)                 []
> []                              o  o   " "                   []
> []                                                           []
> ===============================================================

In article <902...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>Stanislaw Ciszewski <sta...@only.foo.is.portable> wrote:
>
>>Perfecto ! But looking ahead ... there will be some (natural) questions.
>>8-)   What the following chars mean ? (see below) 
>>8->   Which of them are nude, where and why ?
>>8-]   Is it an idea of new figlet fonts ?

>Yes, yes, yes, yes...fill in the rest of the characters...then figletise
>it...and BINGO...you have created Your Very Own Figfont FLAMENCO.FLF
>and can write your name in it:
>
>
>   /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_      /"_
>   \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,     \ O,
>    (S)\     (T)\     (A)\     (S)\     (Z)\     (E)\     (K)\
>     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |     X  |
>    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;    / `-;
>   /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|
>   `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'
>    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   `    '   ` 
>


  /"_       /"_      /"_      /"_
  \ O,      \ O,     \ O,     \ O,
   (S)\      (Z)\     (E)\     (K)\
    X  |      X  |     X  |     X  |
   / `-;     / `-;    / `-;    / `-;
  /'  /i|   /'  /i|  /'  /i|  /'  /i|
  `--'_l'   `--'_l'  `--'_l'  `--'_l'
   '   `     '   `    '   `    '   `

Especially, PicasoBreastFlamencoDancers look funny.

>I think _I_ might do a "Dancing Carrots" figfont next, carrot.flf *8-).

Wow ! Do it.

Regards,
  Staszek

In article <35c...@news3.uswest.net>, Sarah and Tony Day wrote:
>        /"_
>        \ O,
>         (')\
>          X  |
>         / `-;
>       /'  /i|
>       `--'_l'
>         '   `
>How is that?

Perfecto ! But looking ahead ... there will be some (natural) questions.
8-)   What the following chars mean ? (see below) 
8->   Which of them are nude, where and why ?
8-]   Is it an idea of new figlet fonts ?


        /"_            /"_           /"_           /"_
        \ O,           \ O,          \ O,          \ O,
         (`)\           (~)\          (^)\          (")\
          X  |           X  |          X  |          X  |
         / `-;          / `-;         / `-;         / `-;
       /'  /i|        /'  /i|       /'  /i|       /'  /i|
       `--'_l'        `--'_l'       `--'_l'       `--'_l'
         '   `          '   `         '   `         '   `

        /"_            /"_           /"_           /"_
        \ O,           \ O,          \ O,          \ O,
         (+)\           (*)\          (%)\          (?)\
          X  |           X  |          X  |          X  |
         / `-;          / `-;         / `-;         / `-;
       /'  /i|        /'  /i|       /'  /i|       /'  /i|
       `--'_l'        `--'_l'       `--'_l'       `--'_l'
         '   `          '   `         '   `         '   `

        /"_            /"_           /"_           /"_
        \ O,           \ O,          \ O,          \ O,
         (i)\           (j)\          (T)\          (Y)\
          X  |           X  |          X  |          X  |
         / `-;          / `-;         / `-;         / `-;
       /'  /i|        /'  /i|       /'  /i|       /'  /i|
       `--'_l'        `--'_l'       `--'_l'       `--'_l'
         '   `          '   `         '   `         '   `

        /"_            /"_           /"_           /"_
        \ O,           \ O,          \ O,          \ O,
         (_)\           (-)\          (=)\          (@)\
          X  |           X  |          X  |          X  |
         / `-;          / `-;         / `-;         / `-;
       /'  /i|        /'  /i|       /'  /i|       /'  /i|
       `--'_l'        `--'_l'       `--'_l'       `--'_l'
         '   `          '   `         '   `         '   `

Regards,
  Staszek

In article <35C...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote:
>Martin Atkins wrote:
>> Maybe I`ve been looking at too many pete casso characters (Miss
>> WellEndowedStein) but this looks like just one, big, breast.
>
><grin> here is another Miss SingleBreastStein
>
>===============================================================
>[]  Frogstein and Birdstein - The Statue of Liberty          []
>[]  The 'steins Copyright 970701 Pete Casso Revision 980724  []
>[]                                                           []
>[]           (                                               []
>[]          (;)                                              []
>[]   \^|^/  /                                                []
>[]   ('v')/)      StatueOfLibertystein!                      []
>[]   (>(.)         Shame on you!                             []
>[]    ^ ^           You expose your breast!                  []
>[]                   \                                       []
>[]                     oo.                                   []
>[]                    (-  )                                  []
>[]                     " "                                   []
>[]                                                           []
>[]                                                           []
>[]                                                           []
>[]                                                           []
>[]      \^^/         )                                       []
>[]      ( ">/)) )   (;)               Help!                  []
>[]      (> )       /                 /                       []
>[]       ^^                      ,,                          []
>[]                     ~ ~ ~    ,@@                          []
>[]                    ~ ~ ~   (  ^)                          []
>[]                            " "                            []
>===============================================================


===============================================================
[]  Original:                                                []
[]  Frogstein and Birdstein - The Statue of Liberty          []
[]  The 'steins Copyright 970701 Pete Casso Revision 980724  []
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[]   ('v')/)      StatueOfLibertystein!                      []
[]   (>(.)         Shame on you!                             []
[]    ^ ^           You expose your breast!                  []
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[]   Deah Poystein                                           []
[]   I'm Euhopeanstein                                       []
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Regards,
  Staszek

Stanislaw Ciszewski wrote:
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<grin> I'll post something shortly ...

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