Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Feb 2003.
Little Girl's Birthday
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 21 Feb 2003
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [2/21/03]
Today's Adventure: "Little Girl's Birthday"
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/ \ I like birthday
/___\ parties because
__ Happy /;;;\ I get to wear a
\ / \ birthday, /-"-\ * * | O| pointy hat!
-Y-\ | Little Girl! |O | ,|-|. | v| __/
#| | \ |v | (| | |) \---/
##| | \/"// \---/ |`---'| | You're \\/\/
---/ / 0/ -+- --`---'-- -+- an idiot.- /0 /
/ \_ \/\\/ / \ | | / \ \/\\/
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/ \
Do I get to /___\
__ blow out the /;;;\
\ / \ candles now? /-"-\ * * |O |
-Y-\ | \ |O | ,|-|. |v |
#| | \__ |v | (| | |) \---/
##| | \/"// \---/ |`---'| | \\/\/
---/ / 0/ -+- --`---'-- -+- /0 /
/ \_ \/\\/ / \ | | / \ \/\\/
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/ \
Well, considering /___\ Oh, don't be
__ your track /;;;\ such a spoil-
\ / \ record with /-"-\ * * |O | sport! Go ahead,
-Y-\ | fire- |O | ,|-|. |v |_/little sister!
#| | \ |v | (| | |) \---/
##| | \/"// \---/ |`---'| | \\/\/
---/ / 0/ -+- --`---'-- -+- /0 /
/ \_ \/\\/ / \ | | / \ \/\\/
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/ \
*puff* /___\
__ /;;;\
\ / \ /-"-\ * * |O |
-Y-\ | | O| ,|-|. |v |
#| | | o|(| | |) \---/
##| | \/"// \---/|`---'| | \\/\/
---/ / 0/ -+---`---'-- -+- /0 /
/ \_ \/\\/ / \| | / \ \/\\/
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\ / \
\ \-. /___\ I told her not
\ ; `. /;;;\ to wear so much
\ / \-. : `-\* * |O | hairspray.
-Y-\ \ "*-. \-|. |n | __/
#| \ +-+-+ \---/
##| \/"^/ `:`""* *FWOOSH* + | \\/\/
---/ / 0/ `-. .- -+- /0 /
/ \_ \/\\/ `. `-. / \ \/\\/
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TWENTY MINUTES
LATER Thank goodness
/;;;\ for Bactine.
| O| ___/ /-"-\
| -| | #O| _\|/
\---/ We seem to |# v| _\|/ |
\\/\/ | \/"// use that stuff \---/ \|/ | || |_|
\ 0/ -+- / 0/_/quite a bit. -+- |___||_||_| |
//\\/ / \ \/\\/ / \ |___||_||_|_|
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Oh boy, I wonder
what I got! It's
/-"-\ a- saltshaker?
| O| __/
| v| \/ Yeah. I got
*RIP* \---/ \\ it from \/\//
*RIP* -+- | | McDonalds. \__ /0 \
/ \ |__| \\/\/
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I think it's
empty.
/-"-\ /
| O| __/ Oh, and those aren't
| -| refillable. You
\---/ have to buy new \/\//
-+-|| ones instead. \___ /0 \
/ \ \\/\/
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@attbi.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/
--
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
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