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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Jul 2006.
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ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2006 Jul 27: #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS D

ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2006 Jul 27: #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 28 Jul 2006 - 28 Jul 2006
On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:10:06 GMT, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:

> #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
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>        _,--',   _._.--._____                                         
> .--.--';_'-.', ";_      _.,-'                                        
>.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO  
>      '-:_      )  / `' '=.      A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT  
>        ) >     {_/,     /~)     BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY  
>snd     |/               `^ .'   CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS
>                                 AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER 
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Now wait, you need to edit the list, we need these other countries for
various things.
 
 CANADA <- ok, they arent a real country, but we send draft dodgers
there

 DENMARK <-  whoa, dude, be serious
 FINLAND <- finnish blondes dude, think porn
 FRANCE  <- yes they are unwashed, but they surrender fast, and they
make crappy weapons to sell to the enemy, look someone has to

 ISRAEL <- they make good weapons to kill the enemy
 SOUTH KOREA <-- who do you think made your computer?
 LATVIA <- again, think of the porn industry that you so love
 MALAYSIA <- more computer stuff dude, think about it
 MEXICO <-- light switches! electrical hardware man
 NETHERLANDS <-- again, porn has to come from somewhere
 NORWAY <- ditto dude
 SINGAPORE <- small hands and fast fingers to fill the sweatshops
 SWEDEN <-- how could you even think of losing sweden this way

uh, what is a "JACK BAUER" anyway, is that like a wart on the TV?

In article <y6gyg.792$W01.387@dukeread08>, Faux_Tran wrote:
> TUNISIA TURKEY TURKMENISTAN TUVALU UGANDA UKRAINE UNITED ARAB    
>      EMIRATES UNITED KINGDOM URUGUAY UZBEKISTAN VANUATU VATICAN CITY  
>      VENEZUELA VIETNAM WESTERN SAHARA YEMEN ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE
>
       Hmmm, let's guess your country of residence. China?? No, not yet.
       
-- 
 Aidan Karley, FGS
 Aberdeen, Scotland
 Written at Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:11 +0100, but posted later.

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