Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, 2006 Jul 27: #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
From mikechat-MJP <spa...@noaccount.net>
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· 28 Jul 2006 07:00 · View full thread
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On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:10:06 GMT, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote: > #2590 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION >24 > > _,--', _._.--._____ > .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' >.'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO > '-:_ ) / `' '=. A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT > ) > {_/, /~) BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY >snd |/ `^ .' CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS > AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER ----------- Now wait, you need to edit the list, we need these other countries for various things. CANADA <- ok, they arent a real country, but we send draft dodgers there DENMARK <- whoa, dude, be serious FINLAND <- finnish blondes dude, think porn FRANCE <- yes they are unwashed, but they surrender fast, and they make crappy weapons to sell to the enemy, look someone has to ISRAEL <- they make good weapons to kill the enemy SOUTH KOREA <-- who do you think made your computer? LATVIA <- again, think of the porn industry that you so love MALAYSIA <- more computer stuff dude, think about it MEXICO <-- light switches! electrical hardware man NETHERLANDS <-- again, porn has to come from somewhere NORWAY <- ditto dude SINGAPORE <- small hands and fast fingers to fill the sweatshops SWEDEN <-- how could you even think of losing sweden this way uh, what is a "JACK BAUER" anyway, is that like a wart on the TV?
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