Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Oct 1999.
fishes and shrimps
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· 11 messages · 5 Oct 1999 - 9 Oct 1999
Hi. Has anyone some fishes and/or shrimps with not more than 4 lines? Greetings, Jac --
In article <37F...@syscomp.de>, Roland Jacob <r_j...@syscomp.de> writes >Hi. > >Has anyone some fishes and/or shrimps with not more than 4 lines? ####################################################################### In article <377...@swipnet.se>, Richard Henriksson <ric...@swipnet.se> writes: Wanted: One-line Fish ><_'>....><_'>....><_'> also clams <_" "_> ==================================================================== ..............(da-DAAANH-da-dat) You looking for barbel? (da-DAAANH-da-dat) You've come to the right plaice (da-DAAANH-da-dat) Don't gimme no crab or I'll slap A trout right in your face Coz I'm an ee-l my middle name is Mac-uh-rel Coz I'm an ee-l don't you cod around with me. (da-DAAANH-da-dat) --- Elvers Presley. but watch out for the one line cat ________(....=��=________>-|+|+|'> >Best Regards, Richard Henriksson of http://www.cuddlefish.com -- Dave Bird, an official ARS HakeMonger ><_'> <_" (licensed to mung pelagic fish and clams of all kinds upon the Internet) "If turbot be the food of hate, Lay on MacErrel and, by damn, Cry HADDOCK and let loose the cods of war!" Wm Skatesfin
: Has anyone some fishes and/or shrimps with not more than 4 lines? ><((((`> or ><(((('> backwards <`((((>< and <'))))>< short ><((('> shorter ><(('> even shorter ><('> mini ><'> -- ("`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'") ) Money - Sex - Power - Root level access. ( ( What more could you want ?! ) ) ( ( .:Newsgroup @ CeeJay.findhere.com:. ) ) ( (_..-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-.__.-'"`-._)
>short > >><((('> > >shorter > >><(('> > >even shorter > >><('> > >mini > >><'> > minimini ><> -- Lauri Kangas epl...@kolumbus.fBi Remove B for reply ----------------------- "Give hammers to spammers"
Lauri Kangas <epl...@kolumbus.fBi> wrote in message news:7tg717$hco$1...@news.kolumbus.fi... > minimini > > ><> tiny X>
On Thu, 7 Oct 1999 15:06:59 +0200, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <kil...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message <7ti78g$91$1...@news.inet.tele.dk>: >: tinytiny: >: . > > >Micro : > under high power microscope: | | .----------------------, |__/| < It's pronounced "mew!"| | `----------------------' | m�spher. "Face down, arms out Nailed to the cross of doubt Blood runs like rain Drowning for this world in vain..." -- Fear Factory, "Pisschrist"
: minimini : : ><> BTW .... ~ a worm J .. a hook ~^~^~^~^~ water .. I feel a large aquatic scene comming up .... (... oh nope .. it was just gas ..) Sincere apologies for crude humor included ( really ! i'm not just blowing steam you way ... ;) ) SMilE! @ CeeJay
>> minimini >> >> ><> > >tiny >X> tinytiny: . -- Lauri Kangas epl...@kolumbus.fBi Remove B for reply ----------------------- "Give hammers to spammers"
: tinytiny: : . Micro :
>>: tinytiny: >>: . >> >> >>Micro : >> > >under high power microscope: > >| | .----------------------, >|__/| < It's pronounced "mew!"| >| `----------------------' >| nano: (under 1000000035x micrscope) . -- Lauri Kangas epl...@kolumbus.fBi Remove B for reply ----------------------- "Give hammers to spammers"
On Fri, 8 Oct 1999 09:17:36 +0300, Lauri Kangas <epl...@kolumbus.fBi> wrote: > nano: > > (under 1000000035x micrscope) > > . Suppose that what the microscope shows has a diameter of 1 milimeter. Then 1E-3 meter / 1000000000 = 1E-3 meter / 1E9 = 1E-12 meter = 0.01 Angstrom 1 Angstrom is the diameter of an atom which is about the resolution of the best microscopes available. These microscopes don't give a visual impression because to resolve any object you need a wavelength comparable to the size of this object. Compare 0.01 Angstrom (which is 1 nanometer) with a typical wavelength in the optical region (500 nm as a number of thumb) and you see that this is ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Some time ago. Dies acedemicus. Taking place in philosophical faculty. Prof. of Chemistry has atomic resolution images. Some guy is handling projector. Seems to be no chemist: Trying to get the images in focus. Resulted in laughter among some of the listeners of that speach :-) Just another uimage: , Shark from far above. -- Josef 'Jupp' Schugt ..... mailto:jup...@gmx.de .... http://jupp.8m.com/ Maintainer of the Unofficial IceWM FAQ ..... http://icewmfaq.cjb.net/ PLEASE only send ASCII or Latin-1 e-mails, < 200 kilobytes, < 73 cols
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