Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 31 Aug 2001.
Dr. D. Formed speaks
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· 6 messages · 31 Aug 2001 - 2 Sep 2001
_____ _____ _______ __
| \.----. | \ | ___|.-----.----.--------.-----.--| |
| -- | _|_ | -- |_ | ___|| _ | _| | -__| _ |
|_____/|__||__| |_____/__| |___| |_____|__| |__|__|________|_____|
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|__ --| _ | -__| _ || <|__ --|
|_____| __|_____|___._||__|__|_____|
|__|
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)\/\//\/\/( ,---------------------------------------.
| _ ,-.| | Hello I am Doctor D. Formed and today |
_ (_)' `( ) _ | I wanna tell you how i created my |
( \ | / `-'| / ) | little fellow here... |
.'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. `---------------------------------------'
`,__.--| _____ |--.__,' /
| `._) | ________/
`.______ ,'
__) ( ) (__
(____; :____)
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,- -. ,----------------------------------------.
' , ' '' . | Mr. Evil-Virus can only be seen with |
. . '' .. | a high res microscope. Originally I |
`- -' ' .. | created him to reconstruct my arms |
`. '. ' .' and legs which i lost in an experiment |
`. '. ,-- --. -------------------------------------'
`. '. | |,-------------------------------------.
`. \/ | oh.. right.. my body is missing too |
`. (oO) `-------------------------------------'
`. vv ,-------------------------------.
*whirrrr* `. JL | I was able to implant all |
`.| | | the stuff you need to survive |
*bleeeep* `-- --' | into my head |
`-------------------------------'
-====================================================================-
,-------------------------------.
| But Mr. Evil-Virus wasn't as | ,-----------------------.
| effective as i thought... | |,---------. ,---------.|
| in fact one day he escaped to | || | | ||
| take over the world | || | | ||
`-------------------------------' || | | ||
|| | | ||
|`---------' `---------'|
*crash* |,---------. ,---------.|
,-----------------------. ||> \/ ,| | ||
| Hahaha I'm free! I'm | || <_| | ||
| gonna take over the |_________ ||\, | | ||
| whole world! Bwahaha! | || |/| ` | | ||
`-----------------------' ,\ ' |`---------' `---------'|
> | `-----------------------'
^ , /'-,` ,-. ^,
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,----------------------------------.
| I endangered all humanity with |
| the experiment planned to | )\/\//\/\/(
| reconstruct my body and now it's | | _ ,-.|
| too late | _ (_)' `( ) _
`----------------------------------' ( \ | / `-'| / )
| \ .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`.
| \ `,__.--| _____ |--.__,'
,---------------------. \_______ | ` |
| .... any questions? | `.______ ,'
`---------------------' __) ( ) (__
(____; :____)
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,-------------------------------------.
| Doctor D. Formed, do you think |
| Mr. Evil-Virus is capable of taking |
| over our home planet? |
`-------------------------------------' )
| (
| (##) &&&. )
_[""]_ \ |OO| |**|(
|''| \ \||/ `--' `-Q'
`--' |..| ,%%%
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)))) ) "" |- | | Most certainly |
|..|( `--' %,--.% `----------------'
|Q | |''| |
`--' \||/ |""| ,--------.
|..| `--' | Next.. |
|- | `--------'
`--' |
|
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,-------------------------------------.
| How did you create Mr. Evil- Virus |
| was it an accident or did you do | ,---------------------------.
| all of it on purpose? | | I created him from butter |
`-------------------------------------' | and chalk and a bit of.. |
| `---------------------------'
(##) | |
_[""]_ |OO| | |
|''| \||/ `--' |
`--' |..| ,%%% ,---------------. |
|- | |..| | How could you | |
( "" |o | | implant stuff `--------. |
)))) ) `--' | into your head without | |
|..|( \||/ __| a body, not even arms? | |
|Q | |..| / `------------------------' |
`--' |c | / ,-----------------------.
`--' | Let me explain... I.. |
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| How do you..... |
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| | But what about.. |
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| / ,------------------------.
(##) / | You don't... let me... |
_[""]_ |OO| __/ `------------------------'
|''| `C-' |
`o-' ,---------------------------.
) ,-----------------. | No... see it's like.... |
( | What is the | | You don't understand... |
)))) | problem with... | `---------------------------'
|..| `-----------------' |
|O | _____/ ,-----------------.
`--' | AAAAAARGGHHHHHH |
, `-----------------'
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\ \ _"-. \ \ __ \ \ \ __< \ \ \/\ \ \ \`\/\ \ \ \ \-./\ \
\ \_\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \'\_____\ /\ \_____\..\ \_____\ \ \_\ \ \_\
\/_/\/_/ \/_/\/_/ \/_____/ | \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_/,-\/_/
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/ *fizzzz* ( (
/ , / <##> <##>
,' |/( *splat* __) ( ) (__
(______) (____; :____)
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,------------------.
| well done folks! |
`------------------' *yippie*
\ \/
\/ \ (##) (oO)
_[""]_ (Oo) \ |OO| vv
|++| vv \||/ \/ `a-' JL
`a-' JL |++| (oO) ,%%% \/
|a | vv |++| (oO)
"" JL |a | vv
)))) \/ `--' JL
|++| \/ \||/ (Oo)
|a | (oO) |++| vv
`--' vv |a | JL *yay*
JL *woohoo* `--'
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,--------------------------------------------------------------.
| finally we defeated him and now we will take over the world! |
`--------------------------------------------------------------'
\ \/ |
\/ \ (##) (oO) ,------------.
_[""]_ (Oo) \ |OO| vv | oh by the |
|++| vv \||/ \/ `a-' JL | way.... |
`a-' JL |++| (oO) ,%%% \/ | thanks for |
|a | vv |++| (oO) | the nice |
"" JL |a | vv | costumes |
)))) \/ `--' JL | frank! |
|++| \/ \||/ (Oo) `------------'
|a | (oO) |++| vv ,--------------.
`--' vv |a | JL \_______| no problemo! |
JL `--' `--------------'
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hope you had fun with this new comic strip featuring Mr. Evil-Virus
->lastfuture
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\/ ,-------------------------.
(oO) | we will infect you too! |
vv __/`-------------------------'
JL
> hope you had fun with this new comic strip featuring Mr. Evil-Virus
Yep. :D
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__ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Hehe.
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , Evil Virus.
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/\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {v} |=
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Joaquim Almgren Gandara wrote: > > > hope you had fun with this new comic strip featuring Mr. Evil-Virus > > Yep. :D > A headless doctor and a headless robot... Hmmm... -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
You got it backwards. It's a bodyless doctor. And a bodyless robot, for that
matter. :)
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http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___
__ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ There's still some kind of
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , strange similarities though...
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/
/\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |=
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"Veronica Karlsson" <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> A headless doctor and a headless robot... Hmmm...
>
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> (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/
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Joaquim Almgren Gandara wrote: > > You got it backwards. It's a bodyless doctor. And a bodyless robot, for that > matter. :) > > > "Veronica Karlsson" <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > A headless doctor and a headless robot... Hmmm... > > Yeah, whatever. -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
On Fri, 31 Aug 2001 13:27:34 +0200, "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" <las...@lastfuture.de> enlightened us with: > _____ _____ _______ __ > | \.----. | \ | ___|.-----.----.--------.-----.--| | > | -- | _|_ | -- |_ | ___|| _ | _| | -__| _ | > |_____/|__||__| |_____/__| |___| |_____|__| |__|__|________|_____| > .-----.-----.-----.---.-.| |--.-----. > |__ --| _ | -__| _ || <|__ --| > |_____| __|_____|___._||__|__|_____| > |__| > > -====================================================================- > > > )\/\//\/\/( ,---------------------------------------. > | _ ,-.| | Hello I am Doctor D. Formed and today | > _ (_)' `( ) _ | I wanna tell you how i created my | > ( \ | / `-'| / ) | little fellow here... | > .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. `---------------------------------------' > `,__.--| _____ |--.__,' / > | `._) | ________/ > `.______ ,' > __) ( ) (__ > (____; :____) > > -====================================================================- Reminds me a bit of the geek from the simpsons... -- o |\ _[] L_ === Stuart Moore []\, stm
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