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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 31 Aug 2001.
Dr. D. Formed speaks

Dr. D. Formed speaks

  _____           _____      _______                               __
 |     \.----.   |     \    |    ___|.-----.----.--------.-----.--|  |
 |  --  |   _|_  |  --  |_  |    ___||  _  |   _|        |  -__|  _  |
 |_____/|__||__| |_____/__| |___|    |_____|__| |__|__|________|_____|
                              .-----.-----.-----.---.-.|  |--.-----.
                              |__ --|  _  |  -__|  _  ||    <|__ --|
                              |_____|   __|_____|___._||__|__|_____|
                                    |__|

-====================================================================-


        )\/\//\/\/(          ,---------------------------------------.
        |   _  ,-.|          | Hello I am Doctor D. Formed and today |
    _   (_)' `(   )   _      | I wanna tell you how i created my     |
   ( \  |   /  `-'|  / )     | little fellow here...                 |
 .'`  `-|  (_ ,   |-'  '`.   `---------------------------------------'
 `,__.--|  _____  |--.__,'        /
        |    `._) |      ________/
        `.______ ,'
        __) ( ) (__
       (____; :____)

-====================================================================-
 ,-   -.                    ,----------------------------------------.
 '  ,  ' '' .               | Mr. Evil-Virus can only be seen with   |
 .     .      '' ..         | a high res microscope. Originally I    |
 `-   -'            ' ..    | created him to reconstruct my arms     |
  `.     '.              ' .' and legs which i lost in an experiment |
    `.      '.    ,--       --. -------------------------------------'
      `.       '. |           |,-------------------------------------.
        `.             \/      | oh.. right.. my body is missing too |
          `.          (oO)     `-------------------------------------'
            `.         vv            ,-------------------------------.
 *whirrrr*    `.       JL            | I was able to implant all     |
                `.|           |      | the stuff you need to survive |
     *bleeeep*    `--       --'      | into my head                  |
                                     `-------------------------------'

-====================================================================-
,-------------------------------.
| But Mr. Evil-Virus wasn't as  |    ,-----------------------.
| effective as i thought...     |    |,---------. ,---------.|
| in fact one day he escaped to |    ||         | |         ||
| take over the world           |    ||         | |         ||
`-------------------------------'    ||         | |         ||
                                     ||         | |         ||
                                     |`---------' `---------'|
                             *crash* |,---------. ,---------.|
  ,-----------------------.          ||>  \/   ,| |         ||
  | Hahaha I'm free! I'm  |          ||       <_| |         ||
  | gonna take over the   |_________ ||\,       | |         ||
  | whole world! Bwahaha! |          ||  |/|  ` | |         ||
  `-----------------------'     ,\ ' |`---------' `---------'|
                                > |  `-----------------------'
                                 ^  , /'-,` ,-.  ^,
-====================================================================-
,----------------------------------.
| I endangered all humanity with   |
| the experiment planned to        |                )\/\//\/\/(
| reconstruct my body and now it's |                |   _  ,-.|
| too late                         |            _   (_)' `(   )   _
`----------------------------------'           ( \  |   /  `-'|  / )
         |                       \           .'`  `-|  (_ ,   |-'  '`.
         |                        \          `,__.--|  _____  |--.__,'
  ,---------------------.          \_______         |       ` |
  | .... any questions? |                           `.______ ,'
  `---------------------'                           __) ( ) (__
                                                   (____; :____)

-====================================================================-
  ,-------------------------------------.
  | Doctor D. Formed, do you think      |
  | Mr. Evil-Virus is capable of taking |
  | over our home planet?               |
  `-------------------------------------'         )
                    |                            (
                    |         (##)           &&&. )
         _[""]_      \        |OO|           |**|(
          |''|        \  \||/ `--'           `-Q'
          `--'           |..|      ,%%%
                    (    |e |      |..|             ,----------------.
                )))) )    ""       |- |             | Most certainly |
                |..|(              `--'    %,--.%   `----------------'
                |Q |                        |''|          |
                `--'          \||/          |""|       ,--------.
                              |..|          `--'       | Next.. |
                              |- |                     `--------'
                              `--'                        |
                                                          |
-====================================================================-
 ,-------------------------------------.
 | How did you create Mr. Evil- Virus  |
 | was it an accident or did you do    | ,---------------------------.
 | all of it on purpose?               | | I created him from butter |
 `-------------------------------------' | and chalk and a bit of..  |
                           |             `---------------------------'
                     (##)  |                                  |
   _[""]_            |OO|  |                                  |
    |''|     \||/    `--'                                     |
    `--'     |..|       ,%%% ,---------------.                |
             |- |       |..| | How could you |                |
           (  ""        |o | | implant stuff `--------.       |
       )))) )           `--' | into your head without |       |
       |..|(        \||/   __| a body, not even arms? |       |
       |Q |         |..|  /  `------------------------'       |
       `--'         |c | /                   ,-----------------------.
                    `--'                     | Let me explain... I.. |
                                             `-----------------------'
                                                              |
                                                              |
-====================================================================-
,-----------------.
| How do you..... |
`-----------------'    ,------------------.
        |              | But what about.. |
        |              `------------------'
        |                   /              ,------------------------.
                   (##)    /               | You don't... let me... |
      _[""]_       |OO| __/                `------------------------'
       |''|        `C-'                         |
       `o-'                             ,---------------------------.
               ) ,-----------------.    | No... see it's like....   |
              (  | What is the     |    |   You don't understand... |
          ))))   | problem with... |    `---------------------------'
          |..|   `-----------------'            |
          |O | _____/                   ,-----------------.
          `--'                          | AAAAAARGGHHHHHH |
            ,                           `-----------------'
                                                |
                                                |
-====================================================================-
                                                _______              _
                                       ..,---,''   ___ '''-.     ,,-'
                  _..___             /'     '  /'''   `.    \  .'
                ''      '''--._     /        ,'         |   |  '
                               `-.  |       /           | _'`--..
                                  | \       |                    \
    _,.......____                    \      \       ,,-           \
  /'             ''`-._        _..--'''-._         /         -.    |
    __  __     ______  '  ______     ______.... ______    `__ \  __|
   /\ \/ /    /\  __ \   /\ '== \   /\  __ \   /\  __ \   /\ "-./  \
   \ \  _"-.  \ \  __ \  \ \  __<   \ \ \/\ \  \ \`\/\ \  \ \ \-./\ \
    \ \_\ \_\  \ \_\ \_\  \'\_____\ /\ \_____\..\ \_____\  \ \_\ \ \_\
     \/_/\/_/   \/_/\/_/   \/_____/ | \/_____/   \/_____/   \/_/,-\/_/
                  _,.,--'-     -.   '.     |          J         |
                 /               '-._ -.   '.       ,'          /  ___
               ,'                    '-...  \    _,-           .'
                                       .               |       |
                                        -.             |      _/
                                          `-.____    ''',.--''
                                                 ''''''
-====================================================================-

           /  /  ,                                 (    (
          /     /                                   )    )
            /                       *fizzzz*       (    (
        / ,   /                                   <##> <##>
     ,' |/(      *splat*                         __) ( ) (__
    (______)                                    (____; :____)

-====================================================================-
    ,------------------.
    | well done folks! |
    `------------------'                       *yippie*
                    \                \/
           \/        \         (##) (oO)
   _[""]_ (Oo)        \        |OO|  vv
    |++|   vv     \||/  \/     `a-'  JL
    `a-'   JL     |++| (oO)                ,%%%  \/
                  |a |  vv                 |++| (oO)
                   ""   JL                 |a |  vv
       ))))                       \/       `--'  JL
       |++|  \/             \||/ (Oo)
       |a | (oO)            |++|  vv
       `--'  vv             |a |  JL       *yay*
             JL   *woohoo*  `--'

-====================================================================-
      ,--------------------------------------------------------------.
      | finally we defeated him and now we will take over the world! |
      `--------------------------------------------------------------'
                       \                \/                   |
              \/        \         (##) (oO)            ,------------.
      _[""]_ (Oo)        \        |OO|  vv             | oh by the  |
       |++|   vv     \||/  \/     `a-'  JL             | way....    |
       `a-'   JL     |++| (oO)              ,%%%  \/   | thanks for |
                     |a |  vv               |++| (oO)  | the nice   |
                      ""   JL               |a |  vv   | costumes   |
          ))))                       \/     `--'  JL   | frank!     |
          |++|  \/             \||/ (Oo)               `------------'
          |a | (oO)            |++|  vv          ,--------------.
          `--'  vv             |a |  JL  \_______| no problemo! |
                JL             `--'              `--------------'
-====================================================================-

hope you had fun with this new comic strip featuring Mr. Evil-Virus

->lastfuture

-- 
 \/    ,-------------------------.
(oO)   | we will infect you too! |
 vv __/`-------------------------'
 JL                               

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