Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Nov 2001.
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· 13 messages · 23 Nov 2001 - 25 Nov 2001
Hope you like this stupid post ;P
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| 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. |
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Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted!
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 20:25:44 +0100, "Sebastian Pena" <seb...@free.fr> wrote:
oh now that was Very clever!
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Sebastian Pena wrote: > > Hope you like this stupid post ;P I do. :) joris
I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. > | _______________________ .-. | > | ,' ____________________ `. / _ \ | > | / ,' `. \ / / \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > | | | ##################### | | / /.''. \ \ | > | | | ##################### | | / / `..' \ \ | > | | | ##################### | | / / // \\ _ \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / //\ |\\__(_)_, \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / //\\ || \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / // \\// //\\ \ \ | > | | | ##### | | / / // `' // `' \ \ | > | \ `._____________________,' / ( (_________________________) )| > | `._______________________,' `._________________________.' | > | | > | 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. | > +=================================================================+ I rediddled the Triangle | ________________ ________________ | | ,' ______________ `. ,' ______________ `. | | / ,'..............`. \ / ,'..............`. \ | | / /..................\ \ / /..................\ \ | | / /....................\ \ / /....................\ \ | | / /..########...#####....\ \ / /......................\ \ | | | |...##........##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | | |...##.......##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...#######..##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |.........##.##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | | | |...##....##..##...##...| | | |.......................| | | | \ \ ..######....#####..../ / \ \....................../ / | | \ \..................../ / \ \..................../ / | | \ \................../ / \ \................../ / | | \ `.______________,' / \ `.______________,' / | | `.________________,' `.________________,' | | | | She wanted to go faster He don't | | | In my country theese sign are round .. is it deliberate or could'nt you do a round sign ? And shouldn't it be "He didn't" ? > Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted! > > _ > Mr Condom __( )__ > ,' `. > / \ > ( ) > | (o ) (o ) | > | | > | `.__,' | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > _| |_ > ( \_ _/ ) > `. ``==---=='' ,' > Ts97 ``========='' I rediddled the condom too
"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. > > > | _______________________ .-. | > > | ,' ____________________ `. / _ \ | > > | / ,' `. \ / / \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / \ \ | > > | | | ##################### | | / /.''. \ \ | > > | | | ##################### | | / / `..' \ \ | > > | | | ##################### | | / / // \\ _ \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / //\ |\\__(_)_, \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / //\\ || \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / // \\// //\\ \ \ | > > | | | ##### | | / / // `' // `' \ \ | > > | \ `._____________________,' / ( (_________________________) )| > > | `._______________________,' `._________________________.' | > > | | > > | 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. | > > +=================================================================+ > > I rediddled the Triangle > > | ________________ ________________ | > | ,' ______________ `. ,' ______________ `. | > | / ,'..............`. \ / ,'..............`. \ | > | / /..................\ \ / /..................\ \ | > | / /....................\ \ / /....................\ \ | > | / /..########...#####....\ \ / /......................\ \ | > | | |...##........##...##...| | | |.......................| | | > | | |...##.......##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | > | | |...#######..##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | > | | |.........##.##.....##..| | | |.#####################.| | | > | | |...##....##..##...##...| | | |.......................| | | > | \ \ ..######....#####..../ / \ \....................../ / | > | \ \..................../ / \ \..................../ / | > | \ \................../ / \ \................../ / | > | \ `.______________,' / \ `.______________,' / | > | `.________________,' `.________________,' | > | | > | She wanted to go faster He don't | > | | > > In my country theese sign are round .. is it deliberate or could'nt you do a > round sign ? You got me............ > And shouldn't it be "He didn't" ? Maybe, my english, isn't.. great. > > > Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted! > > > > _ > > Mr Condom __( )__ > > ,' `. > > / \ > > ( ) > > | (o ) (o ) | > > | | > > | `.__,' | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > _| |_ > > ( \_ _/ ) > > `. ``==---=='' ,' > > Ts97 ``========='' > > I rediddled the condom too I found it in ascii-art.de, I removed a guitar it had. sps .|. (*.*) -
"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. > It's weird that you were the only who knew it(or noticed) it. -- /sps .|. (*.*) -
On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:53:47 +0100, "Sebastian Pena" <seb...@free.fr> wrote: > >"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message >news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... >> I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. >> > It's weird that you were the only who knew it(or noticed) it. i knew it too only in german -- \\\||/// ,-----------------. | -- --| ( ....z.zz.zzZzZZzZ ) INSOMNIA part 7 |(__)_)| `-----------------' soon to be revealed | _) | _____,' alt.ascii-art
I had the GIF file too...but was I supposed to let you know that?? OK!! Here you are... I knew the joke and I had the GIF Picture too... ?:) "Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote in message news:0X3=O8q...@4ax.com... > On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:53:47 +0100, "Sebastian Pena" > <seb...@free.fr> wrote: > > > > >"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message > >news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > >> I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. > >> > > It's weird that you were the only who knew it(or noticed) it. > > i knew it too only in german > > -- > \\\||/// ,-----------------. > | -- --| ( ....z.zz.zzZzZZzZ ) INSOMNIA part 7 > |(__)_)| `-----------------' soon to be revealed > | _) | _____,' alt.ascii-art
"Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote in message news:0X3=O8q...@4ax.com... > On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:53:47 +0100, "Sebastian Pena" > <seb...@free.fr> wrote: > > > > >"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message > >news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > >> I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. > >> > > It's weird that you were the only who knew it(or noticed) it. > > i knew it too only in german I 'translated' it form french. sps .|. (*.*) -
Sebastian Pena wrote: > "Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote in message > news:0X3=O8q...@4ax.com... > >>On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:53:47 +0100, "Sebastian Pena" >><seb...@free.fr> wrote: >> >> >>>"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message >>>news:3bfec114$0$74791$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... >>> >>>>I knew the joke , but it was nice to see it in ascii. >>>> >>>> >>> It's weird that you were the only who knew it(or noticed) it. >>> >>i knew it too only in german >> > I 'translated' it form french. > sps .|. > (*.*) > - > Saw a similar one here in England a while ago, didn't have the same outcome, don't think the pill joke was in there.
"Sebastian Pena" <seb...@free.fr> wrote in message news:3bfea2fc$0$15831$626...@news.free.fr... > Hope you like this stupid post ;P > Yes :) But have seen the new State Animals ? .. ( ) ______________________''__ |__________________________| / \ / \ / /\ \ Road / /\ \ / / \ \ Construction / / \ \ / / \ \Ahead / / \ \ \/ \/ \/ \/ New State Animal --lgbeard
"Poster" <NOS...@POSTER.net> wrote in message news:9tnv66$7gq...@OM9.omantel.net.om... > I had the GIF file too...but was I supposed to let you know that?? > > OK!! Here you are... I knew the joke and I had the GIF Picture too... > > ?:) > You forgot, "But nice to see it in ascii" ;) -- /sps .|. The 33% of mortal crashes implicates somebody that has drunk. (+.+) The 67% left implicates somebody that hasn't drunk... So the ~ safest way to drive is to be drunk as fuck.
LOL!!! U cracked me up on that one..... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa Yes, I forgot that line too ;) Good to see it in ASCII :) ?:) "Sebastian Pena" <seb...@free.fr> wrote in message news:3c00c7c0$0$32062$626...@news.free.fr... > > > "Poster" <NOS...@POSTER.net> wrote in message > news:9tnv66$7gq...@OM9.omantel.net.om... > > I had the GIF file too...but was I supposed to let you know that?? > > > > OK!! Here you are... I knew the joke and I had the GIF Picture too... > > > > ?:) > > > You forgot, "But nice to see it in ascii" ;) > -- > /sps .|. The 33% of mortal crashes implicates somebody that has drunk. > (+.+) The 67% left implicates somebody that hasn't drunk... So the > ~ safest way to drive is to be drunk as fuck. > > >
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