Road code
From Sebastian Pena <seb...@free.fr>
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· 23 Nov 2001 19:25 · View full thread
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Hope you like this stupid post ;P
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| \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / |
| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| A day when he was walking He saw a girl |
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| .-. _______________________ |
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| / / \ / ___// \ \ | | | | |
| \ `._______\/__---'______,' / \ `._____________________,' / |
| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| He felt tickles in his stomach He invited her to a coffee |
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| \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / |
| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| Entertain to dinner... They went on a trip |
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| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| She said she takes pills She laid down in the hotel bed |
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| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| And she spread a leg Then the other... |
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| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| Then both! Reaction didn't wait |
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| \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / |
| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| He inserted it in Going up and down |
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| He noticed she wasn't.. hmm, virgin |
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| She wanted to go faster He don't |
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| `._______________________,' `.________________,' |
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| She was so turned on Suddenly she cried out |
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| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| Attention: "I was lying!" She hasn't taken pills |
| in a month |
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| Hot-blooded in that momentum, there was not turning back |
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| \ `._____________________,' / \ `._____________________,' / |
| `._______________________,' `._______________________,' |
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| 9 months after, in a hospital They had a beautiful child. |
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Morality : Don't let suspicious-ez girls trap you and be foresighted!
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,e7c3a0f1f2ba917b,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-23 11:26:59 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!212.43.194.69!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!feeder2-1.proxad.net!news1-1.free.fr!not-for-mail From: "Sebastian Pena" <seb...@free.fr> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Road code Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 20:25:44 +0100 Organization: Garullas de Colombia Inc. X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Lines: 282 Message-ID: <3bfea2fc$0$15831$626...@news.free.fr> NNTP-Posting-Date: 23 Nov 2001 20:26:57 MET NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.27.47.230 X-Trace: 1006543617 news1-1.free.fr 15831 212.27.47.230 X-Complaints-To: abu...@proxad.net Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:11461
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