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The Masterminds

The Masterminds

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 15 Oct 2001 - 16 Oct 2001
JRO <JR...@donthaveone.net> ASCII art 15 Oct 2001 23:25 · permalink · report 
THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO
 |________________________________________________________________|
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||                              ||        I'm Osama!            ||
 ||    Hello, Americans!         ||         /                    ||
 ||         /                    ||        /       And I'm Ayman!||
 ||  .-""-.                      ||  .-""-.              /       ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.      ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.      ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \____||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \____||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||     Together we are          ||                              ||
 || Two Wild And Crazy Guys!     || I have fucked 40 camels!     ||
 ||         /                    ||          /                   ||
 ||  .-""-.                      ||   .-""-.                     ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|        .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||/(  ( o_o(  )\   / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/o\|       \/o_o\/       ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/   \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.      ||/  \  \_/ \  \  .-|/-\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /  \     ||\___ |   | __/ /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \____||__|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||           I once ate TWO     ||   So you see, we are not     ||
 ||           entire sides of    || your ordinary camel-jockeys. ||
 ||          bacon, on a dare!   ||         /                    ||
 ||  .-""-.        \             ||   .-""-.  No, indeed!        ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||   \ .--.|     \  .-"-.       ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||
 ||   /\/-\|       \/o_o\/  /\   ||    /\/o\|       \/o_o\/      ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-./\|   ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.     ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /    \   ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \    ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|   /___|| _|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \___||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||                              ||                              ||
 || We didn't really WANT to     ||                              ||
 || be terrorist masterminds,    ||  We wanted to be regulars    ||
 ||       you know.              ||   on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!    ||
 ||           /                  ||             /                ||
 ||    .-""-.          It's true!||     .-""-.                   ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.  /   ||     \ .--.|        .-"-.     ||
 ||     ( o_o( )\    / _.- \     ||      ( o_o(       / _.- \    ||
 ||     /\/o\|/\/    \/o_o\/     ||      /\/o\|       \/o_o\/    ||
 ||    /  \_//  \   .-|/o\|-.    ||     /  \_/ \     .-|/-\|-.   ||
 ||   /  |   | _/  /  \   /  \   ||    /  |   | \   /  \   /  \  ||
 ||___|  \   / |__|  | `-' |  \__||____|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \_||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  | ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   | ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/    / ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||     \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/ ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||                              ||                              ||
 ||       The life expectancy    || That's a FACT! So, Ayman -   ||
 ||      for a career in Terror  || how about we try and revive  ||
 ||      isn't what it used to   ||    our old act, again?       ||
 ||         be, you know.        ||          /                   ||
 ||  .-""-.        \             ||    .-""-.  Here we go...     ||
 ||  \ .--.|        .-"-.        ||    \ .--.|     \  .-"-.      ||
 ||   ( o_o(       / _.- \       ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 ||   /\/-\|       \/o_o\/  /\   ||     /\/o\|       \/o_o\/     ||
 ||  /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-./\|   ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
 || /  |   | \   /  \   /    \   ||   /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||
 ||_|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|   /___||___|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \__||
 || |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |    ||   |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
 || |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |    ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
 || |   ||\  |  \     |/    /    ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
 || \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/     ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||Hey, Ayman! What do           ||                              ||
 ||you call a Raghead             |                              ||
 ||   with a PhD?  I dunno, Osama!|                              ||
 ||         /     What DO you call| Artifically Intelligent!     ||
 ||        /       a Raghead with |        /                     ||
 ||   .-""-.             a PhD?  ||   .-""-.              Oooo...||
 ||   \ .--.|        .-"-. /     ||   \ .--.|        .-"-.  /    ||
 ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||    ( o_o(       / _.- \      ||
 ||    /\/o\|   /\  \/o_o\/      ||    /\/o\|       \/O_O\/      ||
 ||   /  \_/ \  \/\.-|/o\|-.     ||   /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.     ||
 ||  /  |   | \ /    \   /  \    ||  /  |   | \   /  \   /  \    ||
 ||__|  \   / |__\  |\`-'/|  \___||__|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \___||
 ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||  |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |   ||
 ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||  |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |   ||
 ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||  |   ||\  |  \     |/    /   ||
 ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||  \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/    ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||                              ||    How about it, folks!      ||
 ||                              ||    Could WE be stand-up      ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||     comics, in America?      ||
 ||        A-yuk! A-yuk!         ||            /                 ||
 ||          /      \            ||           /    We NEED       ||
 ||    .-""-.        \           ||    .-""-.   career changes!  ||
 ||    \ .--.|        .-"-.      ||    \ .--.|      \ .-"-.      ||
 || /(  ( -_-(  )\   / _.- \     ||     ( o_o(       / _.- \     ||
 || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\  \/-_-\/  /\ ||     /\/o\|       \/o_o\/     ||
 || /  \  \_/ \  \/\.-|/o\|-./\| ||    /  \_/ \     .-|/o\|-.    ||
 || \___ |   | __/    \   /    \ ||   /  |   | \   /  \   /  \   ||
 ||___|  \   / |_\   | `-' |   /_||___|  \   / |__|  |\`-'/|  \__||
 ||   |   \_|  |  |   \    /  |  ||   |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ /  |  ||
 ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||   |   ||/  |  |    \_ |   |  ||
 ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||   |   ||\  |  \     |/    /  ||
 ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||   \__/__)\_/   \___/_|___/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||______________________________________________________________||
 ||    `            '      /     ||                              ||
 ||           '  ______          ||                              ||
 ||   \  __,-~~/~    " `---.   ' ||  )   I guess not...  )   )   ||
 ||`  _/_~~~(   '"  \  ~`~ )\__  || (        /               (   ||
 || _/    *   <   '|**  /   )  \ ||      .-""-.             (    ||
  \\ //\\ //||_||//\\//\\ //\\//\\       \.--.|   )   .-"-.  ))  ||
 | \\//\\// ||-||\\//\\////  \/  \\       )O_O(      / _.-'\     ||
 ||(   ~~~"""~~~"""''()  ...')~ \||    )  >www<  (   \/O_O\/ (   ||
 || (_ (   \  (     >     ' .   )||      / `-'\       >www<  )   ||
 ||" \_(__ <    *'  "  ~~ >_>'   ||     / /  \ \   ) .-`-'-.     ||
 ||       ~ `-|' *:>|-"--~      '||    /  |   | \   / |    | \   ||
 ||(((  * /   ||~`".|  *      )) ||____|  \   / |__|  \\   /| \__||
 ||           |'|.|.|        \   ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ / |  ||
 ||    '  ((  | ".|.|    ))*    '||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |  |  ||
 ||         *//| :|*\\.          ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/   /  ||
 ||____(((((/// .||~\\\))))______||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|__/   ||
 ||______________________________||______________________________||
 ||________________________________________________Oglesbee/2001_||



--



--
           ________            ________
         ~(_|-----'            `-----|_)~
 .----.__/ (  Jonathon R. Oglesbee   ) \__.----.
/______.-`-' not...@email.nun `-'-.______\ jro

Smith&Wesson's
"PocketRifle"
Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> 16 Oct 2001 05:28 · permalink · report 
On Mon, 15 Oct 2001 23:25:42 GMT, "JRO" <JR...@donthaveone.net> wrote:

>  ||Hey, Ayman! What do           ||                              ||
>  ||you call a Raghead             |                              ||
>  ||   with a PhD?  I dunno, Osama!|                              ||

What's a raghead?

Cheers,
Philip
-- 
Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 16 Oct 2001 07:27 · permalink · report 
hola Philip Newton, soy una robusteza!
>On Mon, 15 Oct 2001 23:25:42 GMT, "JRO" <JR...@donthaveone.net> wrote:
>
>>  ||Hey, Ayman! What do           ||                              ||
>>  ||you call a Raghead             |                              ||
>>  ||   with a PhD?  I dunno, Osama!|                              ||
>
>What's a raghead?

Someone who wears a turban.
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|    ='-     \=~_) ;  .\ ~^~~^~   ` (_~_/            | | `-\ \    *BANG*
|             -'=      .\    ~^~    ~^~~^~           `~'    \_;
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Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 16 Oct 2001 07:28 · permalink · report 
hola JRO, soy una robusteza!
> ||    `            '      /     ||                              ||
> ||           '  ______          ||                              ||
> ||   \  __,-~~/~    " `---.   ' ||  )   I guess not...  )   )   ||
> ||`  _/_~~~(   '"  \  ~`~ )\__  || (        /               (   ||
> || _/    *   <   '|**  /   )  \ ||      .-""-.             (    ||
>  \\ //\\ //||_||//\\//\\ //\\//\\       \.--.|   )   .-"-.  ))  ||
> | \\//\\// ||-||\\//\\////  \/  \\       )O_O(      / _.-'\     ||
> ||(   ~~~"""~~~"""''()  ...')~ \||    )  >www<  (   \/O_O\/ (   ||
> || (_ (   \  (     >     ' .   )||      / `-'\       >www<  )   ||
> ||" \_(__ <    *'  "  ~~ >_>'   ||     / /  \ \   ) .-`-'-.     ||
> ||       ~ `-|' *:>|-"--~      '||    /  |   | \   / |    | \   ||
> ||(((  * /   ||~`".|  *      )) ||____|  \   / |__|  \\   /| \__||
> ||           |'|.|.|        \   ||    |   \_|  |  |   \\_/ / |  ||
> ||    '  ((  | ".|.|    ))*    '||    |   ||/  |  |    \_ |  |  ||
> ||         *//| :|*\\.          ||    |   ||\  |  \     |/   /  ||
> ||____(((((/// .||~\\\))))______||    \__/__)\_/   \___/_|__/   ||
> ||______________________________||______________________________||
> ||________________________________________________Oglesbee/2001_||

Those are some k-rad skulls.
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|   (_~=/   \._`.'.  .\   (_~_/         _,  '------:_______  ;==( *BANG*
|    ='-     \=~_) ;  .\ ~^~~^~   ` (_~_/            | | `-\ \    *BANG*
|             -'=      .\    ~^~    ~^~~^~           `~'    \_;
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Sebastian Pena <seb...@free.fr> ASCII art 16 Oct 2001 21:55 · permalink · report 
"JRO" <JR...@donthaveone.net> wrote in message
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>
> --
>            ________            ________
>          ~(_|-----'            `-----|_)~
>  .----.__/ (  Jonathon R. Oglesbee   ) \__.----.
> /______.-`-' not...@email.nun `-'-.______\ jro
>
> Smith&Wesson's
> "PocketRifle"
>
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

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