The Masterminds
THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO
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|| || I'm Osama! ||
|| Hello, Americans! || / ||
|| / || / And I'm Ayman!||
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|| Together we are || ||
|| Two Wild And Crazy Guys! || I have fucked 40 camels! ||
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|| I once ate TWO || So you see, we are not ||
|| entire sides of || your ordinary camel-jockeys. ||
|| bacon, on a dare! || / ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. No, indeed! ||
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|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
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|| We didn't really WANT to || ||
|| be terrorist masterminds, || We wanted to be regulars ||
|| you know. || on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! ||
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|| .-""-. It's true!|| .-""-. ||
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|| ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\|/\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_// \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. ||
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||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_||
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|| The life expectancy || That's a FACT! So, Ayman - ||
|| for a career in Terror || how about we try and revive ||
|| isn't what it used to || our old act, again? ||
|| be, you know. || / ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. Here we go... ||
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|| /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
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||______________________________||______________________________||
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||Hey, Ayman! What do || ||
||you call a Raghead | ||
|| with a PhD? I dunno, Osama!| ||
|| / What DO you call| Artifically Intelligent! ||
|| / a Raghead with | / ||
|| .-""-. a PhD? || .-""-. Oooo...||
|| \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| .-"-. / ||
|| ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||
|| /\/o\| /\ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/O_O\/ ||
|| / \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
|| / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ ||
||__| \ / |__\ |\`-'/| \___||__| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___||
|| | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | ||
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|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ ||
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|| || How about it, folks! ||
|| || Could WE be stand-up ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || comics, in America? ||
|| A-yuk! A-yuk! || / ||
|| / \ || / We NEED ||
|| .-""-. \ || .-""-. career changes! ||
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|| / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. ||
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||______________________________||______________________________||
||________________________________________________Oglesbee/2001_||
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