Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Sep 1998.
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· 9 messages · 20 Sep 1998 - 24 Sep 1998
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Elegant Gozundas with three delicate floral designs here to choose from...
______________________
(______________________)
(~| . |~)
\| oOo |/ Po, pisspot, or gozunda.
| \|/ |
-cfbd- \____________________/
______________________
(______________________)
(~| |~)
\| * o ### |/
| \\|/\|/\|// |
-cfbd- \____________________/
______________________
(______________________)
(~| |~)
\| @}->-`-,- |/
| |
-cfbd- \____________________/
A silly little poem about potty training...
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
Put the baby on the po.
When it's done...
Wipe it's bum.
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, moe!
_____________
( )
(~| |~)
\| |/ Baby's Po, pisspot, or gozunda
-cfbd- \___________/
Bedpans with flowers or designs on them are rather rare although it
is not uncommon on Gozundas which are usually deeper thus leaving
more room for the design.
There is however nothing to stop you from hand painting your bedpans
or getting someone to paint them for you with flowers or border
designs.
If you are very sensitive and particular about where and what you
sit on, insisting on using only your bedpan and absolutely no one
else's, then you could have your name or initials painted on your pan.
___ _______________
( )__( @}->-`-,- )
\____________________/
___________ ______
(%.%.%.%.%.%)__(%.%.%.)
\___________________/
___ _______________ __________ ________
(`-,)__( ,-`-,-`-,-`-, ) (+ + + + + )__(+ + + + )
\____________________/ \____________________/
___ _______________
( )__( - ejm - )
\____________________/
_____ ____________
( )__( + Nursie + )
\___________________/
Hospitals and Nursing Homes are only likely to supply just standard
plain bedpans...
______________ ___
( )__( )
\___________________/
For home use, if you are ill and confined to bed, and therefore
enforced to sit on the pan whilst remaining in bed, it probably
does not really matter if your bedpan has a design on it or not.
However, if you are allowed out of bed, a gozunda or pisspot kept
under the bed would be nicer and much easier to get on and off than
a bedpan. I personally like the design on the one below:
______________________
(______________________)
(~| |~)
\| * o ### |/
| \\|/\|/\|// |
-cfbd- \____________________/
BTW the stainless steel bedpans make one hell of a crash and clatter
when a nurse drops a load of them on to the floor of the hospital
ward or corridor. Talk about "dropping a clanger" ?
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Bye,
In article <906...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote: > [snip] > ___ _______________ > ( )__( - ejm - ) > \____________________/ ^ /|\ | |________________ \ ___ \ _/ | ,^%--- \ |_____| __<_ \ I did not draw that ___| --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ejm| | //| | NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ " "
> > ___ _______________ > > ( )__( - ejm - ) > > \____________________/ > > ^ > /|\ > | > |________________ > \ > ___ \ > _/ | ,^%--- \ > |_____| __<_ \ I did not draw that ___| > --- == >/ > [_____] __>,^ > ejm| | //| | It was probably just an example of initials on a bedpan, Llizard. -Sarah
In alt.ascii-art llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <906...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite ><cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote: >> >[snip] >> ___ _______________ >> ( )__( - ejm - ) >> \____________________/ > ^ > /|\ > | > |________________ > \ > ___ \ > _/ | ,^%--- \ > |_____| __<_ \ I did not draw that ___| > --- == >/ > [_____] __>,^ > ejm| | //| | Apologies. I used a similar style to my normal way of attributing unnamed pictures when putting your initials on a bedpan which had been offered to you by "Nursie"...at least I thought it was a bedpan because I suggested that you should sit on it when you asked Nursie what you should do with the article. Perhaps the following would have been a better way of giving you your very own initialled bedpan? ___ _______________ ( )__( + + + EJM + ) \____________________/ BTW where is "Nursie"? She has not been around to give Pete his regular injections which seem badly needed. *8-) Bye,
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In article <906...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote: > > In alt.ascii-art llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: > >In article <906...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite > ><cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote: > >> > >[snip] > >> ___ _______________ > >> ( )__( - ejm - ) > >> \____________________/ > > > ^ > > /|\ > > | > > |________________ > > \ > > ___ \ > > _/ | ,^%--- \ > > |_____| __<_ \ I did not draw that ___| > > --- == >/ > > [_____] __>,^ > > ejm| | //| | > > Apologies. I used a similar style to my normal way of attributing unnamed > pictures when putting your initials on a bedpan which had been offered to > you by "Nursie"...at least I thought it was a bedpan because I suggested > that you should sit on it when you asked Nursie what you should do with the > article. > > Perhaps the following would have been a better way of giving you your very > own initialled bedpan? > > ___ _______________ > ( )__( + + + EJM + ) > \____________________/ ^ /|\ | |____ \ ___ \ _/ | ,^%--- \ |_____| __<_ \ or that ___| --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ejm| | //| | > BTW where is "Nursie"? She has not been around to give Pete his regular > injections which seem badly needed. *8-) > > Bye, Certainly, if I needed a bedpan. But I'm not so old yet (or young, for that matter) that I require such an item. Thanks anyway. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ha / " "
P Frogstein, why does Colinstein e collect autographs on bedpans? t / e / Oh well, MadDogstein bit him! C _==_ / a ( "> oo. s (> )> (- ) s ^^ " " o 980921 ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
Pete Casso wrote: > P Frogstein, why does Colinstein > e collect autographs on bedpans? > t / > e / Oh well, MadDogstein bit him! > C _==_ / > a ( "> oo. > s (> )> (- ) > s ^^ " " > o 980921 > I wonder who bit Marcel Duchamp when he exposed a pisspot (one of those you can see in a public urinal) signed "R.Mutt" somewhere in 1917. It called it "Foutain". -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote: > > Pete Casso wrote: > > > P Frogstein, why does Colinstein > > e collect autographs on bedpans? > > t / > > e / Oh well, MadDogstein bit him! > > C _==_ / > > a ( "> oo. > > s (> )> (- ) > > s ^^ " " > > o 980921 > > > > I wonder who bit Marcel Duchamp when he exposed a pisspot > (one of those you can see in a public urinal) > signed "R.Mutt" somewhere in 1917. > It called it "Foutain". I think it was Muttstein who bit Marcel Duchamp. ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
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