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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 May 1996.
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alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 17 May 1996
Mike O'brien <mik...@tclbbs.com> ASCII art 17 May 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
Hello Dhe...@aol.Com,


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On 16 May 96  18:13 Dhe...@aol.Com (Dhea) wrote to All...

 D(> From: DHE...@AOL.COM (DHEA)
 D(> Newsgroups:
 D(> alt.art.colleges,alt.art.marketplace,alt.art.pyrotechnic,alt.art.
 D(> scene,alt.art.video,alt.art.virtual-beret,alt.artcom,alt.

 D(> artificial,alt.arts.ballet,alt.arts.nomad,alt.arts.storytelling,

 D(> alt.ascii-art,alt.ascii-art.animation,alt.asian-movies,alt.ask.

 D(> phred,alt.astrology,alt.astrology.asian,alt.atari,alt.atari.2600
 D(> Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOOD HEALTH FAST
 D(> MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 D(> Organization: DHEA

 D(> "DHEA"
 D(> The Closest Thing To The Fountain Of Youth!
 D(> As Seen On "CNN" and "60 Minutes"

 D(> Dear Friend,
 D(> a According to Dr. Julian Whitaker, MD, the famous physician who
 D(> publishes
 D(> one of the "few" valuable health letters, "DHEA is the closest we've ever

 D(> come to the fountain of youth!"  Researchers at the University of
 D(> Wisconsin
 D(> wrote, "The role DHEA plays in aging and disease is perhaps the greatest
 D(> discovery of this century!"  Dehyderoepiandrosterone (no wonder they call
 D(> it
 D(> DHEA) is the most abundant hormone in the bloodstream. Its concentrations

 D(> drastically increase during puberty and then sharply decrease after age
 D(> 25.
 D(> Scientific research validates its many benefits in treating OBESITY,
 D(> acting
 D(> AGAINST TUMORS, CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE, and many other catastrophic
 D(> illnesses. There have been over 4,000 published articles involving the
 D(> use
 D(> of DHEA.  Miraculously, the body converts DHEA into whatever hormone is
 D(> needed to maintain balance, such as estrogen, testosterone, progesterone
 D(> and
 D(> cortisone.a Thousands of senior citizens have reported a return to
 D(> youthful
 D(> vigor after taking DHEA for only a few months!a Many reports suggest
 D(> strongly that Alzheimer's disease is reversible with DHEA. Sufferers from

 D(> almost all catastrophic diseases have one thing in common:

 D(> Extraordinary Low Levels Of
 D(> DHEA
 D(> In Their Systems!

 D(> a "DHEA" is safe and non-toxic, because the body knows how and where to
 D(> use
 D(> it for optimum health! Said Dr. Whitaker in 1992. It has been called "The

 D(> Mother Of All Hormones." One can obtain synthesized DHEA with a
 D(> prescription
 D(> from a physician. It is very expensive and not readily available. One may

 D(> also legally get it, for personal use, from Switzerland for about $90 for
 D(> a
 D(> 30 day supply.

 D(> a Some years ago a remarkable discovery was made. There is an abundant
 D(> safe,
 D(> "natural source" of DHEA, the Mexican Yam. (Not all varieties are as
 D(> potent
 D(> as others).

 D(> a The miracle of the Wild Yam is best explained in an article in a 1992
 D(> National Geographic article titled, "Under The Spell of the Trobriand
 D(> Islands."
 D(> These islands, part of New Guinea, seem to be a magical place. The most
 D(> prized commodity in their culture in this miraculous yam! It is the
 D(> staple
 D(> of their diet. These are the most youthful people on earth! They do not
 D(> keep
 D(> track of their birthdays or know how old they are. Catastrophic disease
 D(> there is virtually unknown...

 D(> a Other reported DHEA effects from users include, weight loss without
 D(> dieting (DHEA actually reduces fat and increases lean muscle mass without

 D(> dieting!) Return to original hair color, reduced hair loss, as well as
 D(> extreme renewed energy and vitality!).. The effects take from 30 to 90
 D(> days
 D(> of use! My upline sponsor, Elissa Sossi from MOM, Inc. has been using a
 D(> Yam
 D(> product for the past 90 days and has lost 20 pounds and gone from a size
 D(> 14
 D(> to a size 10 without changing her eating habits one bit!! Her husband,
 D(> Jeff
 D(> Sands is 48 years old and feels better than he did at 35!!

 D(> a The Yam product I take is called ENDOGENTM. It is manufactured and
 D(> distributed by LifePlus. It is NOT available in any store! LifePlus
 D(> manufactures only the finest nutritional products. All are American made
 D(> with no artificial colorings or preservatives. They are also
 D(> hypo-allergenic.
 D(> This company has been in business since 1936.

 D(> a Endogen costs only $27 for a one month supply (90 tabs). LifePlus has
 D(> an
 D(> excellent income opportunity. If you refer others to buy from them they
 D(> give
 D(> you commissions for your referrals. With LifePlus you don't stock of ship

 D(> products. There is no paperwork necessary. The people you refer order
 D(> direct
 D(> and LifePlus pays you commissions 6 levels deep on people you refer and
 D(> on
 D(> the people they refer...and so on! There is NO SIGN UP FEE FOR THIS
 D(> COMPANY,
 D(> you simply order the products, and you can sign up quickly by phone!

 D(> a I use 2 of the products in the LifePlus line routinely. 1) Endogen- the

 D(> yam product - only $27 for 90 tabs and 2)Pycnogenol - a Super Anti
 D(> Oxidant
 D(> (From Grape Seed Extract, the best Pycnogenol there is) only $19 for 60
 D(> tabs.
 D(> Both products are superior and I heartily recommend trying both of them.

 D(> You can order direct from LifePlus
 D(> by calling them at:
 D(> 1-800-572-8446


 D(> They take your Credit Card Order
 D(> Or Personal
 D(> Or Business Check Order And Sign You Up Instantly
 D(> Via Telephone! And will register you into their program and give you
 D(> an ID# INSTANTLY!
 D(> Once you have signed up IMMEDIATELY contact me by e-mail and I
 D(> will supply you with a camera/ready copy of this letter (just
 D(> add your ID# and start mailing them or handing them out!)
 D(> This is the easiest MLM program there is + NO SIGN_UP FEE!

 D(> To receive commission checks, you only need to buy $40 worth of products
 D(> that month!  It's easy, because once you start taking ENDOGEN, you won't
 D(> want to stop!  Along with your order you will receive Complete Details Of

 D(> All LifePlus Products And Their Revolutionary Marketing Plan!

 D(> Please say you received this from DISTRIBUTOR #72569
 D(> M.K.C. Financial : DHEAMKC.aol.com

 D(> a Call Now! They will assign a distributor number instantly! You owe it
 D(> to
 D(> yourself to start taking the YAM PRODUCT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Order both
 D(> products today!



Regards,

-=Mike=-

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 * wsOMR 1.00 [NR] * If ignorance is bliss, you sir are in nirvana!

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