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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Jan 1997.
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"REAR" ADMIRAL DAVID MISCAVIGE LEADS THE SCIENTOLOGY CRIMINA

"REAR" ADMIRAL DAVID MISCAVIGE LEADS THE SCIENTOLOGY CRIMINAL CULT OF WEAKLINGS

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 24 Jan 1997 - 27 Jan 1997
In article <32f...@news.mindspring.com>, Eric Guy
<egu...@mindspring.com> writes
>:> Well, I just came across an emoticon of the Rear Admiral in his
>:> now familiar mudra (sacred posture) of greeting, and thought I
>:> would share it with you:
>: 
>:> (*)
>:
>:Or how about this one:
>:
>:   -------
>:  (  )*(  )
>:   | |U| |  
>:
>
>Don't you think you are over exaggerating the endowments of
>Miscarrage? I think it is more likely as follows.
>  -------
>  (  )*(  )
>   | | ' | |  


   (  )*(  )
    | |w| |
    | |'| |
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  (@ (@       how, he got in my pyjamas I'll never know." GROUCHO 
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Eric Guy <egu...@mindspring.com> ASCII art 25 Jan 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
On Fri, 24 Jan 1997 19:45:02 +0000, Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine
<dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote:

:In article <32f...@news.mindspring.com>, Eric Guy
:<egu...@mindspring.com> writes
:>:> Well, I just came across an emoticon of the Rear Admiral in his
:>:> now familiar mudra (sacred posture) of greeting, and thought I
:>:> would share it with you:
:>: 
:>:> (*)
:>:
:>:Or how about this one:
:>:
:>:   -------
:>:  (  )*(  )
:>:   | |U| |  
:>:
:>
:>Don't you think you are over exaggerating the endowments of
:>Miscarrage? I think it is more likely as follows.
:>  -------
:>  (  )*(  )
:>   | | ' | |  
:
:
:   (  )*(  )
:    | |w| |   <------- *
:    | |'| |


* You actually think he has _any_ Balls?
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In article <32f...@news.mindspring.com>, Eric Guy
<egu...@mindspring.com> writes
>:>Don't you think you are over exaggerating the endowments of
>:>Miscarrage? I think it is more likely as follows.
>:>  -------
>:>  (  )*(  )
>:>   | | ' | |  
>:
>:
>:   (  )*(  )
>:    | |w| |   <------- *
>:    | |'| |
>
>
>* You actually think he has _any_ Balls?

   (  )*(  )
    | |"| |
    | |'| |    small ones, perhaps...

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  ## ##     " Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour;
  (@ (@       which is probably more than she ever did."   GROUCHO 
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  ~\_====+    www.xemu.demon.co.uk/   picture---Ian Broverman
            

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