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NEW GALAXY CLASS STARSHIP UNVEILED!
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 10 Jun 1994 - 14 Jun 1994
Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault
on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives:
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======================NCC-1701FU=======================
| | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | |
| | `------.___.------' | |
`\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/'
`\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/'
`\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/'
`\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/'
`-._ `---' _.-'
`-----'
Greg Banerian
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THE OPINIONS ABOVE ARE WHOLLY MY OWN AND THOSE OF ANY SANE, INTELLIGENT
PERSON, BUT ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY EMPLOYER,
NOR SHOULD THEY BE CONSTRUED AS SUCH.
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In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes: |> |> |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault |> on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: |> _ _ |> |_| |_| |> | | | | |> _| |_ _| |_ |> .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. |> | | | | |' | | `| | | | | |> \ . / ___ \ / |> `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' |> `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| |> ======================NCC-1701FU======================= |> | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | |> | | `------.___.------' | | |> `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' |> `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' |> `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' |> `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' |> `-._ `---' _.-' |> `-----' |> |> Greg Banerian Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU? I recommend a Borg Captain, a Romulan First Officer, a Cardassian Science Officer, and a dog as security officer. :-) Bernhard Rosenkraenzer
Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: : In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes: : |> : |> : |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault : |> on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: : |> _ _ : |> |_| |_| : |> | | | | : |> _| |_ _| |_ : |> .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. : |> | | | | |' | | `| | | | | : |> \ . / ___ \ / : |> `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' : |> `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| : |> ======================NCC-1701FU======================= : |> | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | : |> | | `------.___.------' | | : |> `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' : |> `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' : |> `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' : |> `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' : |> `-._ `---' _.-' : |> `-----' : |> : |> Greg Banerian : Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU? : I recommend a Borg Captain, : a Romulan First Officer, : a Cardassian Science Officer, : and a dog as security officer. : :-) : Bernhard Rosenkraenzer Slow down admiral, you know that this was going to get ugly. Ensign Lav, on one of the neutral outposts definately not alone and having fun
In article <2tba4l$6u...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes: |> |> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: |> |> : In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes: |> : |> |> : |> |> : |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault |> : |> on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: |> : |> _ _ |> : |> |_| |_| |> : |> | | | | |> : |> _| |_ _| |_ |> : |> .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. |> : |> | | | | |' | | `| | | | | |> : |> \ . / ___ \ / |> : |> `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' |> : |> `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| |> : |> ======================NCC-1701FU======================= |> : |> | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | |> : |> | | `------.___.------' | | |> : |> `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' |> : |> `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' |> : |> `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' |> : |> `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' |> : |> `-._ `---' _.-' |> : |> `-----' |> : |> |> : |> Greg Banerian |> |> : Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU? |> : I recommend a Borg Captain, |> : a Romulan First Officer, |> : a Cardassian Science Officer, |> : and a dog as security officer. |> |> : :-) |> : Bernhard Rosenkraenzer |> |> Slow down admiral, you know that this was going to get ugly. |> |> Ensign Lav, on one of the neutral outposts |> definately not alone |> and having fun |> I can only assure you that we are _not_ planning a war against the Klingons. Do you think I would respect the Klingon tradition of Dishonor so much if I knew about plans to start a new war...? And, because of my wish for peace, I made this list of recommended officers... (By the way, let's have some fun and add a cat as helmsman... Then there will be some interesting conflicts of interest between security and helm...) Admiral Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, on the USS Enterprise (in Federation territory), thinking about worse crew lists and logic...
Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: : In article <2tba4l$6u...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes: : |> : |> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: : |> : |> : In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes: : |> : |> : |> : |> : |> : |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault : |> : |> on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: : |> : |> _ _ : |> : |> |_| |_| : |> : |> | | | | : |> : |> _| |_ _| |_ : |> : |> .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. : |> : |> | | | | |' | | `| | | | | : |> : |> \ . / ___ \ / : |> : |> `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' : |> : |> `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| : |> : |> ======================NCC-1701FU======================= : |> : |> | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | : |> : |> | | `------.___.------' | | : |> : |> `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' : |> : |> `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' : |> : |> `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' : |> : |> `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' : |> : |> `-._ `---' _.-' : |> : |> `-----' : |> : |> : |> : |> Greg Banerian : |> : |> : Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU? : |> : I recommend a Borg Captain, : |> : a Romulan First Officer, : |> : a Cardassian Science Officer, : |> : and a dog as security officer. : |> : |> : :-) : |> : Bernhard Rosenkraenzer : |> : |> Slow down admiral, you know that this was going to get ugly. : |> : |> Ensign Lav, on one of the neutral outposts : |> definately not alone : |> and having fun : |> : I can only assure you that we are _not_ planning a war against the Klingons. : Do you think I would respect the Klingon tradition of Dishonor so much if I knew : about plans to start a new war...? : And, because of my wish for peace, I made this list of recommended officers... : (By the way, let's have some fun and add a cat as helmsman... Then there will be : some interesting conflicts of interest between security and helm...) Sorry, my artistic capabilities in painting dissapeared 12 years ago. : Admiral Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, on the USS Enterprise (in Federation territory), : thinking about worse crew lists and logic... I agree with you about the peace plan. Actually that is what I am working on also. But I as a starfleet officer, diplomat, Vulcan and Bajoran (ok, Human and Betazoid) will not accept the fact that some admiral suggest such crew on new enterprise (is that the one you mentioned few days ago, like "enterprise, new and improved"?) for the peace. You charracter is not consistant (as well as mine, when I posted previos :) all the time. Fix that, you are admiral, and you don't need one ensign to tell you. Personally, as a Bajoran - don't mention me Cardessians.... SrDjAn
In article <2tcohl$si...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes: |> |> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: |> |> : In article <2tba4l$6u...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes: |> : |> |> : |> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote: |> : |> |> : |> : In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes: |> : |> : |> |> : |> : |> |> : |> : |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault |> : |> : |> on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: |> : |> : |> _ _ |> : |> : |> |_| |_| |> : |> : |> | | | | |> : |> : |> _| |_ _| |_ |> : |> : |> .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. |> : |> : |> | | | | |' | | `| | | | | |> : |> : |> \ . / ___ \ / |> : |> : |> `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' |> : |> : |> `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| |> : |> : |> ======================NCC-1701FU======================= |> : |> : |> | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | |> : |> : |> | | `------.___.------' | | |> : |> : |> `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' |> : |> : |> `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' |> : |> : |> `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' |> : |> : |> `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' |> : |> : |> `-._ `---' _.-' |> : |> : |> `-----' |> : |> : |> |> : |> : |> Greg Banerian |> : |> |> : |> : Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU? |> : |> : I recommend a Borg Captain, |> : |> : a Romulan First Officer, |> : |> : a Cardassian Science Officer, |> : |> : and a dog as security officer. |> : |> |> : |> : :-) |> : |> : Bernhard Rosenkraenzer |> : |> |> : |> Slow down admiral, you know that this was going to get ugly. |> : |> |> : |> Ensign Lav, on one of the neutral outposts |> : |> definately not alone |> : |> and having fun |> : |> |> : I can only assure you that we are _not_ planning a war against the Klingons. |> : Do you think I would respect the Klingon tradition of Dishonor so much if I knew |> : about plans to start a new war...? |> : And, because of my wish for peace, I made this list of recommended officers... |> : (By the way, let's have some fun and add a cat as helmsman... Then there will be |> : some interesting conflicts of interest between security and helm...) |> Sorry, my artistic capabilities in painting dissapeared 12 years ago. |> |> : Admiral Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, on the USS Enterprise (in Federation territory), |> : thinking about worse crew lists and logic... |> |> I agree with you about the peace plan. Actually that is what I am working |> on also. |> |> But I as a starfleet officer, diplomat, Vulcan and Bajoran (ok, Human and |> Betazoid) will not accept the fact that some admiral suggest such crew on |> new enterprise (is that the one you mentioned few days ago, like |> "enterprise, new and improved"?) for the peace. I am not suggesting such a crew on any real, or planned, starship. I am only trying to assure everyone that I want peace at any price. I can also assure you that this Enterprise is not existand and not planned. Contact Admiral Sehak on alt.starfleet.command.starship.construction.plans for further details. Tell him that I gave you the clearance to see all the records in there. The ship NCC-1701FU was planned by a not-in-starfleet-federation-citizen-who-dislikes-klingons-most-probably-because-he -has-never-met-one. Starfleet Command is not even thinking about these plans. I wanted to show that the construction of a starship like the NCC-1701FU is as unplanned as putting a Borg in the command chair of a Federation ship. |> You charracter is not |> consistant (as well as mine, when I posted previos :) all the time. Fix |> that, you are admiral, and you don't need one ensign to tell you. I think this statement is made obsolete by the above clearing of things. |> |> Personally, as a Bajoran - don't mention me Cardessians.... |> |> SrDjAn |>
vIparHa'qu'! You have created a work of honor. --------------- Ael, happy to see some more people grasp the concept. Greg Banerian (ban...@maunakea.data-io.com) wrote: : Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault : on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: : _ _ : |_| |_| : | | | | : _| |_ _| |_ : .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. : | | | | |' | | `| | | | | : \ . / ___ \ / : `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' : `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| : ======================NCC-1701FU======================= : | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | : | | `------.___.------' | | : `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' : `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' : `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' : `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' : `-._ `---' _.-' : `-----' : Greg Banerian : ============================================================================ Can it be used against Vulcan Admirals?
In article <2tj0mv$df...@gagme.wwa.com>, ael...@rendezvous.starship.starfleet.gov (Ael t'Arrilaiu) writes: |> |> vIparHa'qu'! You have created a work of honor. |> |> --------------- |> Ael, happy to see some more people grasp the concept. |> |> Greg Banerian (ban...@maunakea.data-io.com) wrote: |> : Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault |> : on the Klingon empire in the near future. Please add it to all archives: |> : _ _ |> : |_| |_| |> : | | | | |> : _| |_ _| |_ |> : .-| | | | _ _ | | | |-. |> : | | | | |' | | `| | | | | |> : \ . / ___ \ / |> : `\ /' _____.------'---`------._____ `\. /' |> : `|__|_.`---' '' ' "" " """ " "" ` `` `--'-._|__| |> : ======================NCC-1701FU======================= |> : | | `---.___```------------ '''___.---' | | |> : | | `------.___.------' | | |> : `\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/' |> : `\`\ __>\|o|/<__ /'/' |> : `\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/' |> : `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/' |> : `-._ `---' _.-' |> : `-----' |> |> : Greg Banerian |> : ============================================================================ |> |> Can it be used against Vulcan Admirals? Since it has never been planned by Starfleet Command, nor constructed, it is highly improbable that it can be used against Vulcan Admirals. There is another fact about it which prevents you from using it against a Federation Admiral: Since it is "U.S.S. Enterprise", it is a Federation starship. And, the Federation does not kill its important members... That would rather be a Romulan strategy. Admiral Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, knowing a lot about probability.
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