Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Dec 2002.
Nerd Boy, episode 313
alt.ascii-art
· 9 messages · 5 Dec 2002 - 9 Dec 2002
I demand to know why my / There's nothing wrong here, sir.
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Inspired by recent bouts with my internet connection.
In related news, I finally fixed it so Nerd-Boy.net works like
a domain should. :)
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OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
_.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > / OK.. Our logs say you were at > Well duh! \ www.bikinikaratebabes.com when > , / _ , the error occured, > [OO \ .j is that correct? > ___A___ `||> / __\_-)_| > | | _ dd __________________ \ ______ |___|/| | > / ----- > Inspired by recent bouts with my internet connection. I have had days like that. Me: You are out of room because your Recycle bin is full of crap. Him: what? Me: Let me show you. You see here? This gif? <clickity> <clickity> ------------ | GayCop.com | |____________| Him: I didn't download that. Me: Not only did you not download it but you also didn't manually move it to the recyble bin hopping it wouldn't be seen. 85% of this company is gay and I am the token streight boy. The only other people using this computer are lesbians. Which leaves GayCop.com in your domain. You really should come out of the closit. Its getting embarrasing to see you deny this so much. Him: I sware its not mine! Me: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Anyway it was a fun company to work for when he wasn't smoking tweak in the bathrooms and getting blows from the guys that he was supposed to be in charge of. Such is life. I had my own adventures there but I keept them of a drug free and heterosexual nature. Much to the dissapointment of some. And to the thrills of others. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /belly/king/02-seal_my_fate.mp3 when the going : Now: /belly/star/13-star.mp3 gets tough, fight: Fwd: /belly/star/09-feed_the_tree.mp3
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On 2002-12-06 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:
>Anyway it was a fun company to work for when he wasn't smoking tweak
>in the bathrooms and getting blows from the guys that he was
>supposed to be in charge of. Such is life. I had my own
>adventures there but I kept them of a drug free and heterosexual
>nature. Much to the dissapointment of some. And to the thrills of
>others.
Hey, Faux, I heard that you're a big man.
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You heard right, little lady.
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Well, then, let's see just how big you ARE.
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Ummm...what do you mean?
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I mean, let's get down to where the rubber meets the road.
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Uhhh...
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Wait...
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Awk!
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I gotta tell you, honey, you're MY kind of girl.
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F'rget it, d00d. Not big ENOUGH.
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I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that on Thu, 5 Dec 2002 23:43:09 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > \ Hello? > / `__ > _ \ ___ ..j > __'A`__ / _\__\_||__ > | | \ jg| | | I just love the phone and the operator's headset. (You know, I was starting to wonder what that A was supposed to represent, when my question was answered in the last frame.) Leon (aka Oliphaunt) -- I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much, of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end. -- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
On Thu, 5 Dec 2002 23:43:09 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara quoth: > > I demand to know why my / There's nothing wrong here, sir. > internet connection is dead. \ Must be a problem at your end. > , / `__ > [OO \ ___ ..j > ___A___ `||. / _\__\_||__ > | | bb \ | | | Heh - it really does look like a phone..! :) > Inspired by recent bouts with my internet connection. So true... -- > bkrrrrr, Director of Enlightenment \/ |\ _,,,---,,_ < > CF++;TK++;TPI+++;A++;VF++;(v2.0) /\ PRrrr /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ < > "I went to cyberspace and all I \/ |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' < > got was this stupid .sig" - Anonymous /\ '---''(_/--' `-'\_) fL <
_.--- The Unknown Artist spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Hey, Faux, I heard that you're a big man. > / > You heard right, little lady. > / > ._-_. > //// _\_ > /// - - .-"-. > /|( _\ (/\__ \ > \\| \_| o o ) \ > //\\ _/ - / ( > \.-'==='-. _) (_ \ > / \ /\ /\ ( > /_/|:F_P:|\_\ // \|/ \\-' > | | | || | / \_____/ \ > \ \| |/ / \ <\ /> / > | | \|| ||/ \ /_._\ / jro > --|~~|------'-----'-------------------'-----'----------- > | | \_/ > '--' | > Not quite accurate. For starters I never refer to anyone as "little lady". As for size, I had a few too many complaints on that. But this hasn't been one of them. Such is life. -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: ad_like_a_hole/01_-_head_like_a_hole_(slate).mp3 I am the voice in: Now: rt/03-The_Wretched_Keith_Hillebrandt_Version.mp3 side your head : Fwd: hanical_animals/12_-_Fundamentally_Loathsome.mp3
Joaquim G�ndara wrote > > __'A`__ > | | > What a lonely phone :-) R@ineR
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote > _ > __'A`__ > | | > Ooops ... forgot something important, sorry. Once again, thanks for the inspiring use of the letter A. R@ineR
"Leon Planken" <lpl...@opposite-of-coldmail.com> skrev i meddelandet news:slr...@vulcanus.its.tudelft.nl > I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that > on Thu, 5 Dec 2002 23:43:09 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > \ Hello? > > / `__ > > _ \ ___ ..j > > __'A`__ / _\__\_||__ > > | | \ jg| | | > > I just love the phone and the operator's headset. (You know, I was > starting to wonder what that A was supposed to represent, when my > question was answered in the last frame.) "Rainer Rosenthal" <r.r...@web.de> skrev i meddelandet news:asu1r8$v2ipp$1...@ID-54909.news.dfncis.de > > Once again, thanks for the inspiring use of the letter A. Thank you both. :) The headset is new, and it was fun to experiment with different characters to get it to look right, but the phone is old, actually more than a year old. http://www.nerd-boy.net/nbbrowse.php?strip=117 -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
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