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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Dec 2002.
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ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Dec 05, 2002

ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Dec 05, 2002

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 5 Dec 2002 - 11 Dec 2002
 _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>       .-``     _.`||  /   _|~~||    .----.  `-._|
>      |      _.`  _||  |  |23| ||   / :::: \    \
>      \ _.--`  _.` ||  |  |56| ||  / ::::: |    |
>       |   _.-`  _.||  |  |79| ||  |   _..-'   /
>       _\-`   _.`O ||  |  |_   ||  |::|        |

>  DIAL 1-800-COLLECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is going to really hard to do as the phone has no "T" on it.  I
wonder what happend to that "8" anyway.  Hmm.. Was Tran so hard up
that he saw those two tiny holes in it an...  Never mind.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

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Rusty <rus...@netscape.net> ASCII art 5 Dec 2002 23:14 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>  _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> 
>>      .-``     _.`||  /   _|~~||    .----.  `-._|
>>     |      _.`  _||  |  |23| ||   / :::: \    \
>>     \ _.--`  _.` ||  |  |56| ||  / ::::: |    |
>>      |   _.-`  _.||  |  |79| ||  |   _..-'   /
>>      _\-`   _.`O ||  |  |_   ||  |::|        |
> 
> 
>> DIAL 1-800-COLLECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> 
> That is going to really hard to do as the phone has no "T" on it.  I
> wonder what happend to that "8" anyway.  Hmm.. Was Tran so hard up
> that he saw those two tiny holes in it an...  Never mind.
> 
> '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~
> 

It is probably a typo on the original drawing

OBASCII: an ASCII phone number pad:

  ---   ---   ---
|   | |ABC| |DEF|
| 1 | | 2 | | 3 |
  ---   ---   ---
  ---   ---   ---
|GHI| |JKL| |MNO|
| 4 | | 5 | | 6 |
  ---   ---   ---
  ---   ---   ---
|PRS| |TUV| |WXY|
| 7 | | 8 | | 9 |
  ---   ---   ---
  ---   ---   ---
|   | |OPR| |   |
| * | | 0 | | # |
  ---   ---   ---

Faux_Pseudo wrote:

>  _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
>>       .-``     _.`||  /   _|~~||    .----.  `-._|
>>      |      _.`  _||  |  |23| ||   / :::: \    \
>>      \ _.--`  _.` ||  |  |56| ||  / ::::: |    |
>>       |   _.-`  _.||  |  |79| ||  |   _..-'   /
>>       _\-`   _.`O ||  |  |_   ||  |::|        |
> 
>>  DIAL 1-800-COLLECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> That is going to really hard to do as the phone has no "T" on it.  I
> wonder what happend to that "8" anyway.  Hmm.. Was Tran so hard up
> that he saw those two tiny holes in it an...  Never mind.

They are behind the handset. 

Richard :)

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toil <bob...@hotmail.com> 8 Dec 2002 13:13 · permalink · report
THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT TRAN, HE'S VERY HARD-UP ALL THE
TIME

"Rusty" <rus...@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:45RH9.252833$P31.97805@rwcrnsc53...
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> >  _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> >
> >>      .-``     _.`||  /   _|~~||    .----.  `-._|
> >>     |      _.`  _||  |  |23| ||   / :::: \    \
> >>     \ _.--`  _.` ||  |  |56| ||  / ::::: |    |
> >>      |   _.-`  _.||  |  |79| ||  |   _..-'   /
> >>      _\-`   _.`O ||  |  |_   ||  |::|        |
> >
> >
> >> DIAL 1-800-COLLECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > That is going to really hard to do as the phone has no "T" on it.  I
> > wonder what happend to that "8" anyway.  Hmm.. Was Tran so hard up
> > that he saw those two tiny holes in it an...  Never mind.
> >
> > '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~
> >
>
> It is probably a typo on the original drawing
>
> OBASCII: an ASCII phone number pad:
>
>   ---   ---   ---
> |   | |ABC| |DEF|
> | 1 | | 2 | | 3 |
>   ---   ---   ---
>   ---   ---   ---
> |GHI| |JKL| |MNO|
> | 4 | | 5 | | 6 |
>   ---   ---   ---
>   ---   ---   ---
> |PRS| |TUV| |WXY|
> | 7 | | 8 | | 9 |
>   ---   ---   ---
>   ---   ---   ---
> |   | |OPR| |   |
> | * | | 0 | | # |
>   ---   ---   ---
>

"toil" <bob...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7AHI9.276035$NH2.18842@sccrnsc01...
> THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT TRAN, HE'S VERY HARD-UP ALL THE
> TIME

If I didn't know better, I'd say you WERE Tran.

But who am I to make assumptions?

Anyone else think this?

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Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 9 Dec 2002 22:55 · permalink · report
JJ wrote:
> "toil" wrote:
> > THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT TRAN, HE'S VERY HARD-UP
> > ALL THE TIME
> 
> If I didn't know better, I'd say you WERE Tran.
> 
> But who am I to make assumptions?
> 
> Anyone else think this?

I don't know, but he has been known to speak back, just not very often.
He did come into my chat once, for about two minutes...


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toil <bob...@hotmail.com> 10 Dec 2002 09:17 · permalink · report
WHOEVER THIS TRAN FAGGOT IS, HE CAN GO TO HELL. I JUST CAME HERE TO JERK OFF
TO SOME ASCII. LADY I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR LOUSY CHAT AND IT IS MY BELIEF
THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.
"Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote in message
news:3DF...@hotbrev.com...
> JJ wrote:
> > "toil" wrote:
> > > THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT TRAN, HE'S VERY HARD-UP
> > > ALL THE TIME
> >
> > If I didn't know better, I'd say you WERE Tran.
> >
> > But who am I to make assumptions?
> >
> > Anyone else think this?
>
> I don't know, but he has been known to speak back, just not very often.
> He did come into my chat once, for about two minutes...
>
>
> --
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Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 10 Dec 2002 10:33 · permalink · report
toil wrote:
> > > "toil" wrote:
> > > > THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT TRAN, HE'S VERY HARD-UP
> > > > ALL THE TIME
>
> WHOEVER THIS TRAN FAGGOT IS, HE CAN GO TO HELL. I JUST CAME HERE TO JERK OFF
> TO SOME ASCII. LADY I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR LOUSY CHAT AND IT IS MY BELIEF
> THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.

:-D


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BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 10 Dec 2002 19:35 · permalink · report
:_))))))


BoD

"toil" <bob...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:NiiJ9.300218$NH2.21308@sccrnsc01...
> WHOEVER THIS TRAN FAGGOT IS, HE CAN GO TO HELL. I JUST CAME HERE TO JERK
OFF
> TO SOME ASCII. LADY I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR LOUSY CHAT AND IT IS MY
BELIEF
> THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.
> "Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote in message
> news:3DF...@hotbrev.com...

The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 10 Dec 2002 22:19 · permalink · report
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   >"toil" wrote:
   >
   > > WHOEVER THIS TRAN FAGGOT IS, HE CAN GO TO HELL. I JUST CAME HERE
   > > TO JERK OFF TO SOME ASCII. LADY I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR LOUSY
   > > CHAT AND IT IS MY BELIEF THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.
   >
   > Veronica Karlsson replied:
   >
   > :-D

That was NOT a compliment, Veronica!
         ^^^

                  ,;;;;.     
                 /c  ';;.    Oooooh, Tran! You're just
                /_     ?;    SOOO obsessed with me!
                  )_/'  ;     /
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        )  )    .-~~      \
         \ \  /__.,  FAG  _\            Ah, so! I nevah see ANYTHING
          \ \/  //       |\ \_____/~=   rike you in Vietnam!
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                 (     )   )                  -   ?  
                 `.___,'__,'                   '-|\.
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                  |  | /'                     (/  |_\ 
           __     (_ \'                       |__. | 
           \ \  /' /\ `,                       |   |
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ABCGi <abc...@codeYOINKmonkey.com.au> ASCII art 11 Dec 2002 02:16 · permalink · report
"toil" <bob...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:NiiJ9.300218$NH2.21308@sccrnsc01: 

> WHOEVER THIS TRAN FAGGOT IS, HE CAN GO TO HELL. I JUST CAME HERE TO
> JERK OFF TO SOME ASCII. LADY I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR LOUSY CHAT AND
> IT IS MY BELIEF THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.

"The Irrelevant Troll Monkey"

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