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My miscellaneous 'bizniz' .sigs
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· 1 message · 31 Jan 1999
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BON BiNi Meindert
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"'"'"' ----- ------------- Best,
"'"'-----____--------- Meindert
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--@--@--{_}--@--@-- BOEING 747
That's all folks...
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| __________/ ----____/ |........./ Meindert de Jong
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/ ** | E-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
/ **** | /-| Phone: (+31) 317 421937
/ ****** | / * | Fax: (+31) 317 484892
_/----------------------- ===|
\----------------------- ===| specialized in
\ ****** | \ * | airborne microbes
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| | GOODBYE!
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| (o)(o) Meindert de Jong
C _) e-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
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/____\ "This never happened to
/ \ Bart Simpson"
Regards,
/(_M_)\ Meindert /(_M_)\
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\/~V~\/ Jong \/~V~\/
TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
/\ /\___ \|||/ REGARDS
/ \ / _ _\ /==/ \
/ \/_</_(_/\_/ ( o o ) Meindert de Jong
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^ \ 0 / Vli...@rcl.wau.NL
^ a bbzzzzzz?! ^ \_/
Tschuess! Sayounara! Tchau! Ahoj! Tot Ziens! Ciao! Shalom!
Adieu! Hoscakal! Dovidjane! Kwaheri! Zhai jian! Ahnnyung!
Sampai Jumpa Lagi! Aloha! Farvel! Sawaddee! Do zvidanya!
Namaste! Do widzenia! Naegemist! Vi ses igen! Naekemiin!
And now for something completely different...
\ {just some pets} /
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| Can you | and "A Fish Called Wanda" A_A |
| take care | ___ (-.-) |
| of this cat? | \/ o\ |-| |
| | /\___/ / \ |
| I picked it | | | __ |
| up from the | Meindert de Jong | || | | \___ |
| Cyberstreet | (+31) 317 421937 \_||_/_/ |
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*White* : Meindert de Jong <TPE...@rcl.wau.NL>
Black : Any Taker <alt.ascii-art>
+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ *White* Black
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CHEERS!
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// o\_ M\/M
|| ___) M Meindert de Jong
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||____| E-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
(_______)
Voice: (+31) 317 421937
How about making some e-mail chess graphics?
Please improve it, steal it, delete it, or whatever!
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And ...
How's that for a go in King graphics?
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\_____/ Voice: (+31) 8370 21937
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/ - \ "In order to win you must cheat.
/ --- \ If you lose; Hell start a fight!"
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CHEERS!
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// o\_ M\/M
|| ___) M Meindert de Jong
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||____| E-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
(_______)
Voice: (+31) 317 421937
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(+31) 8370 21937 ..... .. /\ ...
TeleJob: AgResearch.... .. / \ ... ^
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/\___/\ Seizure Later, /\___/\
\ *M* /---------------------------------------------\ *M* /
\0 0/ dr ir Meindert D. de Jong \0 0/
\_/ E-mail: TPE...@RCL.WAU.NL \_/
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| Voice: (+31) 8370 21937 |
|===================================================|
|INTERESTS: Risk Assessment, Plant Pathology,Ecology|
|salt marshes, butterflies, chess playing, chats....|
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_/_/ _/_/ E-mail: Vli...@rcl.wau.NL
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_/ _/ _/_/ Voice: (+31) 317 421937
_/ _/ _/ _/
_/_/ _/ _/ Meindert de Jong
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A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON
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ICE CREAM! \\//
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/\/\ : Meindert de Jong
/ / /\ : Phone (+31) 317 421937
/ / / \ : E-mail TPE...@RCL.WAU.NL
/ / / /\ \A model is a simplified representation of a system
\ \/ / / /and a system is a limited part of reality.' [WAHR]
\ / / / : "Simple models are sometimes even better" [JG]
\/\/\/ : than reality >;-> [MdJ]
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\_____/ Voice: (+31) 317 421937
[_____] TPE...@RCL.WAU.NL
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Dear Andrea,
<blush> Thanks for your @-,-`-,-'
I enclosed my Canadian signature with a tree to plant in your
backyard.
|| /\ || Best Regards,
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|| | | || Meindert de Jong
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|| \ * / || Voice: (+31) 317 421937
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|| /___________\ || E-mail: TPE...@RCL.WAU.NL
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/./ | \.\ ... put THIS in your pipe
|/ | \| and smoke it!
Here flies Meindert de Jong P.O.B. 506
Papilio machaon Dutch Butterfly Foundation 6700AM Wageningen
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[Available with a request for a reprint card: Letter to Editor
Risk Assessment for Biocontrol of Forest Weed.Risk Analysis12]
* . /\ Sincerely,
/\_ /~~\ *
/ \/ \_ . Meindert de Jong
/ \ __/ Tarthorst 195
^ /\ \/ 6708 HJ Wageningen
/\ / \ /\ The Netherlands
/ \ ^ / \ /__\ Voice: (+31) 317 421937
____\ / \ || Fax: (+31) 317 484892
!! / \ ^ E-mail: TPE...@RCL.WAU.NL
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`~~~ `~~~~ "Because we're all in this together"
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<:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:>\|/<:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:><:
Vli...@rcl.wau.NL -=( Meindert)=-
<:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:>/|\<:=--=:><:=--=:><:=--=:><:=
| Star Trek ][ : The Wrath of Khan (aboard Regula-1starbase) |
\ McCoy: "Where are we going?" /
-- Kirk: "Where they went." --
/ McCoy: "What if they went NOwhere?" \
| Kirk: "Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all." |
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Note: One Planet is all you get.
ooo---ooo ooo---ooo ooo---ooo
Sincerely Yours, dr Meindert D. de Jong I'm for hire $!
E-mail: Vli...@RCL.WAU.NL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Voice: (+31) 8370 21937 FAX: (+31) 8370 23110
deJong'90.Risk Analysis for BioControl.PlantDisease 12:189
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_|\ |V| /|_ Best Regards,
\ \| |/ / Meindert de Jong
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_/ _/_/ _/_/ _/_/_/ E-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
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_/ _/_/ _/_/_/ Phone: (+31) 317 421937
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_/ _/ _/_/_/ Meindert de Jong
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Dr Ir Meindert de Jong, Biocontrol&Risk Consultancy
::::::::::::| :::::::\ ::::::::| Theoretical Prod. Ecol
::::::::::::| :::;::::| ::::::::| Wageningen Agric. Univ
:::| :::| :::| :::| P.O. Box 430
:::| :::::::/ ::::::| 6700 AK Wageningen
:::| :::| ::::::| The Netherlands
:::| :::| :::| E-mail: TPE...@rcl.wau.NL
:::| :::| ::::::::| Voice (+31) 317 421937
:::| :::| ::::::::| Fax (+31) 317 484892
"May the bytes~ be with you!" Bye, Meindert
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_/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo 'o^o^o o^o^o`
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
Sweet Carolyn: congrats on your birthday xxx
Yes I do know I'm a bit too early but I had time
on my hands... Meindert [^_^]
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I call it Dutch Tulips but feel free to improve it!
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