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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Dec 2002.
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Nerd Boy, episode 315

Nerd Boy, episode 315

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 11 Dec 2002 - 11 Dec 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 11 Dec 2002 00:13 · permalink · report
                                         Huh? You have a
        _._   _._                         ,  drum set?
         | _  _|         OO             ..~
         |[_][_|=         ))            <<
        /|\(__)|| ______ d d __________ /|



 I might be a programmer, but         I thought you were
   I'm a drummer at heart!            an idiot at heart?
        _._   _._    `                 ,
         | _  _|      OO             ..~
         |[_][_|=    -||-           .<<.
        /|\(__)|| ___ bb ___________ ||


  Oh yeah? Well                        You look
 look at me now!                     like an idiot.
        _._`  _._                      ,
         | _OO_|                     ..~
         |[_][_|=                   .<<.
        /|\(__)|| __________________ ||


  Hey, you take          Fine. You look great;
    that back!              barely visible.
        _._`  _._                      `
         | _@@_|                       ~^^
         |[_][_|=                       >>
     jg /|\(__)|| _____________________ |\



----
This one is dedicated to Graeme. :)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>
>                                         Huh? You have a
>        _._   _._                         ,  drum set?
>         | _  _|         OO             ..~
>         |[_][_|=         ))            <<
>        /|\(__)|| ______ d d __________ /|
>
>
>
> I might be a programmer, but         I thought you were
>   I'm a drummer at heart!            an idiot at heart?
>        _._   _._    `                 ,
>         | _  _|      OO             ..~
>         |[_][_|=    -||-           .<<.
>        /|\(__)|| ___ bb ___________ ||
>
>
>  Oh yeah? Well                        You look
> look at me now!                     like an idiot.
>        _._`  _._                      ,
>         | _OO_|                     ..~
>         |[_][_|=                   .<<.
>        /|\(__)|| __________________ ||
>
>
>  Hey, you take          Fine. You look great;
>    that back!              barely visible.
>        _._`  _._                      `
>         | _@@_|                       ~^^
>         |[_][_|=                       >>
>     jg /|\(__)|| _____________________ |\
>
>
>
>----
>This one is dedicated to Graeme. :)

Awww w00h00 !!

Thanks Joaquim, you've just made my day (seriously; currently feeling like
the floor of a New York taxi cab).  I'll be printing this one off and
putting it up by my server, and another one near my drum set  :oD

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet
 news:at6vp4$13v$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> >This one is dedicated to Graeme. :)
>
> Awww w00h00 !!

See, that reaction is what making a web comic is all about. :)

> Thanks Joaquim, you've just made my day (seriously; currently feeling
> like the floor of a New York taxi cab).

Dirty? Rusted? Sticky? How can that be a good thing?! :D

> I'll be printing this one off and putting it up by my server, and
> another one near my drum set  :oD

Please, be my guest. :)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Anonymous <gue...@guest.net> ASCII art 11 Dec 2002 12:46 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet
> news:at6vp4$13v$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
>> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>> >This one is dedicated to Graeme. :)
>>
>> Awww w00h00 !!
>
>See, that reaction is what making a web comic is all about. :)
>
>> Thanks Joaquim, you've just made my day (seriously; currently feeling
>> like the floor of a New York taxi cab).
>
>Dirty? Rusted? Sticky? How can that be a good thing?! :D

Trust me; it's not  :o(

Ever feel that it isn't just gravity PULLing you down that's keeping you on
the planet, it's life PUSHing down on you too ?  :o/

As I said; thanks for brightening up what was looking to be another bloody
awful day.

>> I'll be printing this one off and putting it up by my server, and
>> another one near my drum set  :oD
>
>Please, be my guest. :)

Obascii:-


                          ______......------.
  ______......------''''''                   -.
  \                                            -.
  |\                                             -.
  | \                                              -.
  |  \                                               -.
  |   \                                                - __
  |    \                         ______......------'''''' |
  |   __\______......------''''''  o   ______......---.o  |
  |   | .  o -=-- . |O|O| . O     '    ||o o o       ||   |
  |   |o                               ||____......---|   |
  |   |       ____.... ....---         ||''''|____||_.|   |
  |   |       ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||  |'.
  |   ||'.    ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||  '. |
  |   |'. |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
  |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
  |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||   | |
  |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||   | |
  |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
  |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
  |   | | |                            ||'''''       ||  .'.'
  |   | | |   ____....----''''|        ||o o o       ||  _|
  |   |.'.'  |   ___....---   |        ||____......---| (_
  |   |_     |____....----''''|        ||''''|____||_.|  _|
  :    _)    |     __....-.   |        ||'''''       || (_
   :  |_     |     |_....-'   |   grp  ||o o o       ||   |
    '  _)    |____....----''''|  --''  ||____......---|  o|
    '.|      | ___....----'': |   /\   ||''''|____||_.|   |
     '|o     | |__....----''' |  /__\  :.'''''           _|
      |  .   :____....----'''''  ______......------''''''
      |   _____......------''''''
       '''

The Compaq ProLiant 4500R Symmetric MultiProcessor (SMP)

- Up to 4 x Pentium 166 MHz Processors (3 in mine)
- Up to 1 GB RAM through up to 16x standard 72-pin EDO SIMMs (256 MB in 12
SIMMs in mine)
- Up to 21.5 GB Wide Ultra-2 SCSI storage space internally, with up to 100
GB in ProLiant Storage Rack (21.5 GB in mine w/o ProLiant Storage Rack)
- Occupies 7U of any standard 19" rack
- Use up to 5 hot-swappable SCSI drives in RAID configuration
- Dual redundant PSUs

Would have cost well over �3000 new (back in 1994) - I picked this one up
for �200 earlier this year, just to muck about with.  Runs Windows 2000
Server with no problems !!

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet
 news:at7cf6$8vs$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> >"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet
> > news:at6vp4$13v$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk
> >> Thanks Joaquim, you've just made my day (seriously; currently
> >> feeling like the floor of a New York taxi cab).
> >
> >Dirty? Rusted? Sticky? How can that be a good thing?! :D
>
> Trust me; it's not  :o(

Oohhh, I thought you were using some kind of esoteric saying that
I hadn't heard before. Sorry to hear you're down. :\

> Ever feel that it isn't just gravity PULLing you down that's keeping
> you on the planet, it's life PUSHing down on you too ?  :o/

Actually no, not life in itself. There are some depressing direct
consequences of life though.

> As I said; thanks for brightening up what was looking to be another bloody
> awful day.

:)

> Obascii:-

diddle: aligned the corners

>                           ______......-------.
>    _____......------''''''                    `.
>   |\                                            `.
>   | \                                             `.
>   |  \                                              `.
>   |   \                                               `.
>   |    \                                                `.
>   |     \                        ______......------'''''' |
>   |    __\_____......------''''''  o   ______......---.o  |
>   |   | .  o -=-- . |O|O| . O     '    ||o o o       ||   |
>   |   |o                               ||____......---|   |
>   |   |       ____.... ....---         ||''''|____||_.|   |
>   |   |       ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||  |'.
>   |   ||'.    ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||  '. |
>   |   |'. |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||   | |
>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||   | |
>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>   |   | | |                            ||'''''       ||  .'.'
>   |   | | |   ____....----''''|        ||o o o       ||  _|
>   |   |.'.'  |   ___....---   |        ||____......---| (_
>   |   |_     |____....----''''|        ||''''|____||_.|  _|
>   :    _)    |     __....-.   |        ||'''''       || (_
>    :  |_     |     |_....-'   |   grp  ||o o o       ||   |
>     '  _)    |____....----''''|  --''  ||____......---|  o|
>     '.|      | ___....----'': |   /\   ||''''|____||_.|   |
>      '|o     | |__....----''' |  /__\  :.'''''           _|
>       |  .   :____....----'''''  ______......------''''''
>       |   _____......------''''''
>        '''

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>
>diddle: aligned the corners
>
>>                           ______......-----.
>>    _____......------''''''                  `.
>>   |\                                          `.
>>   | \                                           `.
>>   |  \                                            `.
>>   |   \                                             `.
>>   |    \                                              `.__
>>   |     \                        ______......------'''''' |
>>   |    __\_____......------''''''  o   ______......---.o  |
>>   |   | .  o -=-- . |O|O| . O     '    ||o o o       ||   |
>>   |   |o                               ||____......---|   |
>>   |   |       ____.... ....---         ||''''|____||_.|   |
>>   |   |       ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||  |'.
>>   |   ||'.    ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||  '. |
>>   |   |'. |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||   | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||   | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>>   |   | | |                            ||'''''       ||  .'.'
>>   |   | | |   ____....----''''|        ||o o o       ||  _|
>>   |   |.'.'  |   ___....---   |        ||____......---| (_
>>   |   |_     |____....----''''|        ||''''|____||_.|  _|
>>   :    _)    |     __....-.   |        ||'''''       || (_
>>    :  |_     |     |_....-'   |   grp  ||o o o       ||   |
>>     '  _)    |____....----''''|  --''  ||____......---|  o|
>>     '.|      | ___....----'': |   /\   ||''''|____||_.|   |
>>      '|o     | |__....----''' |  /__\  :.'''''           _|
>>       |  .   :____....----'''''  ______......------''''''
>>       |   _____......------''''''
>>        '''

Rediddled - the sides of the front bezel are wider than that of the main
housing.  This is because when the server is in a rack, the front panel sits
right over the opening in the rack mount, and can be screwed into place with
those semicircular cutaways at the sides.

Thus :-

>>   |
>>   |                                     _____......------.    |
>>   |             ______......------''''''                  `.__|
>>   |    ---''\'''                      _____......------'''''  |
>>   |   |    __\_____......------''''''  o   ______......---.o  |
>>   |   |   | .  o -=-- . |O|O| . O     '    ||o o o       ||   |
>>   |   |   |o                               ||____......---|   |
>>   |   |   |       ____.... ....---         ||''''|____||_.|   |
>>   |   |   |       ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||  |'.
>>   |   |   ||'.    ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||  '. |
>>   |   |   |'. |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>>   |   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>>   |   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||   | |
>>   |   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||   | |
>>   |   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | |
>>   |   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | |
>>   |   |   | | |                            ||'''''       ||  .'.'
>>   |   |   | | |   ____....----''''|        ||o o o       ||  _|
>>   |   |   |.'.'  |   ___....---   |        ||____......---| (_
>>   |   |   |_     |____....----''''|        ||''''|____||_.|  _|
>>   |   |    _)    |     __....-.   |        ||'''''       || (_
>>   |   |:  |_     |     |_....-'   |   grp  ||o o o       ||   |
>>   |   | '  _)    |____....----''''|  --''  ||____......---|  o|
>>   |   | ';|      | ___....----'': |   /\   ||''''|____||_.|   |
>>   |   |   |o     | |__....----''' |  /__\  :.'''''          __|
>>   |   | __|  .   :____....----'''''  ______......------'''''  |
>>   |    '''|   _____......------''''''                       __|
>>   |        '''                             ......------'''''  |


Push it into the rack using the solid steel handles located at the left and
right hand sides of the front bezel, and then screw the bezel onto the rack.

>>   |    '''                             ______......------'''''|
>>   |            ______......------''''''                 __    |
>>   |------''''''                  _____......------''''''  |   |
>>   |    ________......------''''''  o   ______......---.o  |   |
>>   |   | .  o -=-- . |O|O| . O     '    ||o o o       ||   |   |
>>   |   |o                               ||____......---|   |   |
>>   |   |       ____.... ....---         ||''''|____||_.|   |   |
>>   |   |       ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||  |'.  |
>>   |   ||'.    ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||  '. | |
>>   |   |'. |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||'''''       ||   | | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||o o o       ||   | | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||____......---|   | | |
>>   |   | | |   ....---- ----'''         ||''''|____||_.|   | | |
>>   |   | | |                            ||'''''       ||  .'.' |
>>   |   | | |   ____....----''''|        ||o o o       ||  _|   |
>>   |   |.'.'  |   ___....---   |        ||____......---| (O.   |
>>   |   |_     |____....----''''|        ||''''|____||_.|  _|   |
>>   |   .O)    |     __....-.   |        ||'''''       || (O.   |
>>   |   |_     |     |_....-'   |   grp  ||o o o       ||   |   |
>>   |   .O)    |____....----''''|  --''  ||____......---|  o|   |
>>   |   |      | ___....----'': |   /\   ||''''|____||_.|   |   |
>>   |   |o     | |__....----''' |  /__\  :.'''''           _|   |
>>   |   |  .   :____....----'''''  ______......------''''''     |
>>   |   |   _____......------''''''                        _____|
>>   |    '''                             ......------''''''     |

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

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