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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Jul 1997.
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legs wanted....

legs wanted....

alt.ascii-art · 22 messages · 29 Jul 1997 - 21 Aug 1997
Glory Moon <p_...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 29 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
this young lady dressed up for the summer but i couldn't find her a
pair of nice legs. can somebody give me a hand?  she really wants to
dance!

thanks in advance!
-glory
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                     (   ((_)))
                     )  /  a a
                    /  C     >
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    gpyy              `-.__,._,-' 

   \             /
   ) \         / (    If you don't save your fingernails today,
      \,-=~=-./       how can you peel an orange tomorrow?
  (   / ~   / \   )                          - Mcmug
  `     .   .     '
   `.   ,-=-.   ,',,-=-..   glory py yip aka glory moon
     ( ( @ @ ) ) ((mumug))      -<p_...@hotmail.com>-
      `-`---'-'   ``-=-''

PeteCasso <pet...@aol.com> ASCII art 30 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Glory, I'm not sure at all about the legs, but I gave her a pair of shoes
for the dance. She will also need a left arm, at least for ballroom
dancing as I knew it from the olden days ... Grandpa Devilstein


                       ,-`'-.
                      /    , \
                     (   ((_)))
                     )  /  a a
                    /  C     >
                   (    \   =(
                  /      )  ( )
                 (   ,--'.   ;-.
                 )  '     `''   `
                /   |  , ,--\|-(|
               (    |  |(       )
                `(  |  |       7|
                  `((  ()      ()
                    \  \       \
                     \  \       `
                     / \ \       \
                    '    \ \      `
                   /      | )>     \
                  '       /\/\      `
                 /       (_.,_)      \
                '       /      \      '
               (       (        )      )
                `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
    gpyy             !`-.__,._,-' \
                     !   !     \   \
                     !   !      \   \
                     !   !       \   \
                     !   !        \   \
                     !   !         \   \
                     !   !          \   \
                     !   !           \   \
                     )   ;            )   ;
                     :  :             :  :
                     :  :             :  :
                     :  :             :  :
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                     ;  (             ;  (
                    (    `oo         (    `oo
                     =^ ._,-)         =^ ._,-)

                             \                \
                              Where <gasp> are MY legs?

=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Glory Moon
	 warbled on about "legs wanted...." in alt.ascii-art <<=

>                        ,-`'-.
>                       /    , \
>                      (   ((_)))
>                      )  /  a a
>                     /  C     >
>                    (    \   =(
>                   /      )  ( )
>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>                  )  '     `''   `
>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>                (    |  |(       )
>                 `(  |  |       7|
>                   `((  ()      ()
>                     \  \       \
>                      \  \       `
>                      / \ \       \
>                     '    \ \      `
>                    /      | )>     \
>                   '       /\/\      `
>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>                 '       /      \      '
>                (       (        )      )
>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>     gpyy             |`-.__,._,-' |
                       |'  .   |, ' |`
                      `| .    .|  . |
                       |  ,   /'   /`
                        \     )  , )
                        /  ` |    |`
                       | ,   |  . |
                       |   ` |    |
                       `\ ,  | `  |
                        -|   |\ ' | 
                         /    \    \
                        |      `-._ `-.___
                        \__.-.__ooooO_Ooooo

OK - here we go - she needs to tone her legs up like her upper body and a
waxing might be order too I think.......    ;)

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In article <33e...@snews.zippo.com>,
	Snarkamedes <leonidas@[remove_this]earthlight.co.nz> writes:
>=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Glory Moon
>	 warbled on about "legs wanted...." in alt.ascii-art <<=
>
>>                        ,-`'-.
>>                       /    , \
>>                      (   ((_)))
>>                      )  /  a a
>>                     /  C     >
>>                    (    \   =(
>>                   /      )  ( )
>>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>>                  )  '     `''   `
>>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>>                (    |  |(       )
>>                 `(  |  |       7|
>>                   `((  ()      ()
>>                     \  \       \
>>                      \  \       `
>>                      / \ \       \
>>                     '    \ \      `
>>                    /      | )>     \
>>                   '       /\/\      `
>>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>>                 '       /      \      '
>>                (       (        )      )
>>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>>     gpyy             |`-.__,._,-' |
>                       |'  .   |, ' |`
>                      `| .    .|  . |
>                       |  ,   /'   /`
>                        \     )  , )
>                        /  ` |    |`
>                       | ,   |  . |
>                       |   ` |    |
>                       `\ ,  | `  |
>                        -|   |\ ' | 
>                         /    \    \
>                        |      `-._ `-.___
>                        \__.-.__ooooO_Ooooo
>
>OK - here we go - she needs to tone her legs up like her upper body and a
>waxing might be order too I think.......    ;)
>
Gosh, what a pair of legs. They make her quite a beauty ;-)) rotfl

Please make more 

Tobias

On 31 Jul 1997, Tobias Wolf wrote:

> Date: 31 Jul 1997 12:16:32 GMT
> From: Tobias Wolf <tow...@informatik.uni-dortmund.de>
> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
> Subject: Re: legs wanted....
> 
> In article <33e...@snews.zippo.com>,
> 	Snarkamedes <leonidas@[remove_this]earthlight.co.nz> writes:
> >=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Glory Moon
> >	 warbled on about "legs wanted...." in alt.ascii-art <<=
> >
> >>                        ,-`'-.
> >>                       /    , \
> >>                      (   ((_)))
> >>                      )  /  a a
> >>                     /  C     >
> >>                    (    \   =(
> >>                   /      )  ( )
> >>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
> >>                  )  '     `''   `
> >>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
> >>                (    |  |(       )
> >>                 `(  |  |       7|
> >>                   `((  ()      ()
> >>                     \  \       \
> >>                      \  \       `
> >>                      / \ \       \
> >>                     '    \ \      `
> >>                    /      | )>     \
> >>                   '       /\/\      `
> >>                  /       (_.,_)      \
> >>                 '       /      \      '
> >>                (       (        )      )
> >>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
> >>     gpyy             |`-.__,._,-' |
> >                       |'  .   |, ' |`
> >                      `| .    .|  . |
> >      I've seen        |  ,   /'   /`
> >                        \     )  , )  better legs
> >                        /  ` |    |`
> >         on a          | ,   |  . |
> >                       |   ` |    |   piano -- even baby grands.
> >                       `\ ,  | `  |
> >                        -|   |\ ' | 
> >                         /    \    \
> >                        |      `-._ `-.___
> >                        \__.-.__ooooO_Ooooo
> >
> >OK - here we go - she needs to tone her legs up like her upper body and a
> >waxing might be order too I think.......    ;)
> >
> Gosh, what a pair of legs. They make her quite a beauty ;-)) rotfl
> 
> Please make more 
> 
> Tobias
> 
> 
> 

jeanne <tlj...@sacam.oren.ortn.edu> ASCII art 31 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
   Just a *little*
>  more shapely?         ,-`'-.
>                       /    , \
>                      (   ((_)))
>                      )  /  a a
>                     /  C     >
>                    (    \   =(
>                   /      )  ( )
>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>                  )  '     `''   `
>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>                (    |  |(       )
>                 `(  |  |       7|
>                   `((  ()      ()
>                      \  \      \
>                       \  \      `
>                      /  \ \      \
>                     '    \ \      `
>                    /      | )>     \
>                   '       /\/\      `
>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>                 '       /      \      '
>                (       (        )      )
>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
       &              `       :     :
      jnj              `      ;     ;   
                        \     /)    ) 
                         ;    )    /
                        /    '    ;
                       |     :    :
                       `     ;    :
                        \    ;\   ;
                         \   ; )  ( 
                          )  (/_   \
                         /    \l\  _\_
                         l\  __\ `____> 
                           \____>                                             
                                
jeanne

=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Glory Moon
	 warbled on about "legs wanted...." in alt.ascii-art <<=

>                        ,-`'-.
>                       /    , \
>                      (   ((_)))
>                      )  /  a a
>                     /  C     >
>                    (    \   =(
>                   /      )  ( )
>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>                  )  '     `''   `
>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>                (    |  |(    |  )
>                 `(  |  |    ' `7|
>                   `((  ()      ()
>                     \  \       \
>                      \  \       `
>                      / \ \       \
>                     '    \ \      `
>                    /      | )>     \
>                   '       /\/\      `
>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>                 '       /      \      '
>                (       (        )      )
>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>     gpyy              :-.__,._,-:  
                        |     |   |   
                        |     |   |  
                        |     |   |  
                         \    )   ) 
                         /   |   |
                         |   |   |
                         |   |   |
                         `   |   | 
                          \  |   |  
                          /   \   \ 
                          |    `-._`-._
                          \.-.___oooOOooo

There we go - slightly more shapely legs this time (sorry for my bout of
insanity).  :)

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Joan, thanks for the encouragement :-) I REALLY appreciate it coming from
you! I am a great fan of yours. You are the best!

On 1 Aug 1997, Spunk1111 wrote:
> jeanne <tlj...@sacam.oren.ortn.edu> writes:
> 
> >>  more shapely?         ,-`'-.
> >>                       /    , \
> >>                      (   ((_)))
> >>                      )  /  a a
> >>                     /  C     >
> >>                    (    \   =(
> >>                   /      )  ( )
> >>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
> >>                  )  '     `''   `
> >>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
> >>                (    |  |(       )
> >>                 `(  |  |       7|
> >>                   `((  ()      ()
> >>                      \  \      \
> >>                       \  \      `
> >>                      /  \ \      \
> >>                     '    \ \      `
> >>                    /      | )>     \
> >>                   '       /\/\      `
> >>                  /       (_.,_)      \
> >>                 '       /      \      '
> >>                (       (        )      )
> >>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
> >>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
> >       &              `       :     :
> >      jnj              `      ;     ;   
> >                        \     /)    ) 
> >                         ;    )    /
> >                        /    '    ;
> >                       |     :    :
> >                       `     ;    :
> >                        \    ;\   ;
> >                         \   ; )  ( 
> >                          )  (/_   \
> >                         /    \l\  _\_
> >                         l\  __\ `____> 
> >                           \____>
> >
> >                                
> 
> those are pretty good legs....  now it looks like her bust needs to be
> filled out a bit more....  and I'm just too tired right now otherwise I
> would play around with it.......  this is my last
> post of the eve.... 
> -joan
> --
jeanne

In article <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, 
Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> writes:
>>>  more shapely?         ,-`'-.
>>>                       /    , \
>>>                      (   ((_)))
>>>                      )  /  a a
>>>                     /  C     >
>>>                    (    \   =(
>>>                   /      )  ( )
>>>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>>>                  )  '     `''   `
>>>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>>>                (    |  |(       )
>>>                 `(  |  |       7|
>>>                   `((  ()      ()
>>>                      \  \      \
>>>                       \  \      `
>>>                      /  \ \      \
>>>                     '    \ \      `
>>>                    /      | )>     \
>>>                   '       /\/\      `
>>>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>>>                 '       /      \      '
>>>                (       (        )      )
>>>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>>>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
>>       &              `       :     :
>>      jnj              `      ;     ;   
>>                        \     /)    ) 
>>                         ;    )    /
>>                        /    '    ;
>>                       |     :    :
>>                       `     ;    :
>>                        \    ;\   ;
>>                         \   ; )  ( 
>>                          )  (/_   \
>>                         /    \l\  _\_
>>                         l\  __\ `____> 
>>                           \____>
>>
>>                                
>
>those are pretty good legs....  now it looks like her bust needs to be
>filled out a bit more....  

They look like the les to the wrong body :-(.... quite shapely but
there is no way the owner of those legs would have the very narrow
waist or shoulders shown!

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In article <Pin...@sacam.OREN.ORTN.EDU>,
jeanne <tlj...@sacam.oren.ortn.edu> writes:

>>  more shapely?         ,-`'-.
>>                       /    , \
>>                      (   ((_)))
>>                      )  /  a a
>>                     /  C     >
>>                    (    \   =(
>>                   /      )  ( )
>>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
>>                  )  '     `''   `
>>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
>>                (    |  |(       )
>>                 `(  |  |       7|
>>                   `((  ()      ()
>>                      \  \      \
>>                       \  \      `
>>                      /  \ \      \
>>                     '    \ \      `
>>                    /      | )>     \
>>                   '       /\/\      `
>>                  /       (_.,_)      \
>>                 '       /      \      '
>>                (       (        )      )
>>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
>>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
>       &              `       :     :
>      jnj              `      ;     ;   
>                        \     /)    ) 
>                         ;    )    /
>                        /    '    ;
>                       |     :    :
>                       `     ;    :
>                        \    ;\   ;
>                         \   ; )  ( 
>                          )  (/_   \
>                         /    \l\  _\_
>                         l\  __\ `____> 
>                           \____>
>
>                                

those are pretty good legs....  now it looks like her bust needs to be
filled out a bit more....  and I'm just too tired right now otherwise I
would play around with it.......  this is my last
post of the eve.... 
-joan
--
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       |(_~|^~~|      SPUNK'S GALLERY OF ASCII ART:
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jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

Snarkamedes <leonidas@[remove_this]earthlight.co.nz> wrote:
> >                        ,-`'-.
> >                       /    , \
> >                      (   ((_)))
> >                      )  /  a a
> >                     /  C     >
> >                    (    \   =(
> >                   /      )  ( )
> >                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
> >                  )  '     `''   `
> >                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
> >                (    |  |(       )
> >                 `(  |  |       7|
> >                   `((  ()      ()
> >                     \  \       \
> >                      \  \       `
> >                      / \ \       \
> >                     '    \ \      `
> >                    /      | )>     \
> >                   '       /\/\      `
> >                  /       (_.,_)      \
> >                 '       /      \      '
> >                (       (        )      )
> >                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
> >     gpyy             |`-.__,._,-' |
>                        |'  .   |, ' |`
>                       `| .    .|  . |
>                        |  ,   /'   /`
>                         \     )  , )
>                         /  ` |    |`
>                        | ,   |  . |
>                        |   ` |    |
>                        `\ ,  | `  |
>                         -|   |\ ' | 
>                          /    \    \
>                         |      `-._ `-.___
>                         \__.-.__ooooO_Ooooo
> 
BAAHA!! That's hilarious!
-- 
Does this sig thing work?

jeanne wrote:
> 
> Joan, thanks for the encouragement :-) I REALLY appreciate it coming from
> you! I am a great fan of yours. You are the best!
> 
> On 1 Aug 1997, Spunk1111 wrote:
> > jeanne <tlj...@sacam.oren.ortn.edu> writes:
> >
> > >>  more shapely?         ,-`'-.
> > >>                       /    , \
> > >>                      (   ((_)))
> > >>                      )  /  a a
> > >>                     /  C     >
> > >>                    (    \   =(
> > >>                   /      )  ( )
> > >>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
> > >>                  )  '     `''   `
> > >>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
> > >>                (    |  |(       )
> > >>                 `(  |  |       7|
> > >>                   `((  ()      ()
> > >>                      \  \      \
> > >>                       \  \      `
> > >>                      /  \ \      \
> > >>                     '    \ \      `
> > >>                    /      | )>     \
> > >>                   '       /\/\      `
> > >>                  /       (_.,_)      \
> > >>                 '       /      \      '
> > >>                (       (        )      )
> > >>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
> > >>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
> > >       &              `       :     :
> > >      jnj              `      ;     ;
> > >                        \     /)    )
> > >                         ;    )    /
> > >                        /    '    ;
> > >                       |     :    :
> > >                       `     ;    :
> > >                        \    ;\   ;
> > >                         \   ; )  (
> > >                          )  (/_   \
> > >                         /    \l\  _\_
> > >                         l\  __\ `____>
> > >                           \____>
> > >
> > >
> >
> > those are pretty good legs....  now it looks like her bust needs to be
> > filled out a bit more....  and I'm just too tired right now otherwise I
> > would play around with it.......  this is my last
> > post of the eve....
> > -joan
> > --
> jeanne

Hmmm.... those legs are good, but they belong to a 90 kg girl, not a 60
kg girl like the upper half is.... and her upper arms seem to be a
little bit too short... 

Here's my try:

                ,-`'-.
               /    , \
              (   ((_)))
              )  /  a a
             /  C     >
            (    \   =(
           /      )  ( )
          (   .--'.   ;-.
          )  '     `''   `
         /   |  , .--\|-(|
        (    |  |'       `
         `(  |  |     )   )
           `.|  |       .'
             |  |       ||
             (  ()      ||
              \  \      \|
               \  \      ` 
              /  \ \      \ 
             '    \ \      `
            /      | )>     \
           '       /\/\      `
          /       (_.,_)      \
         '       /      \      `
        (       (        )      )
         `-=.__  `--==--' __.=-'
gpyy           |`-.__.._.'
 &             |     |   |
jnj            `     |   |   
 &              \    /   ) 
VK               :   )  /
                /   '   |
               |    |   |
               `    |   |
                \   |\  |
                 \  |)_ ( 
                 )  (_ \ \
                / \  \\ \_\_
                l\ \__\`____> 
                  \____>
   

-- 
:)
Veronica Karlsson
( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 3 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:
> 
> In article <Pin...@sacam.OREN.ORTN.EDU>,
> jeanne <tlj...@sacam.oren.ortn.edu> writes:
[snip]
> >>                    (    \   =(
> >>                   /      )  ( )
> >>                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
> >>                  )  '     `''   `
> >>                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
> >>                (    |  |(       )
> >>                 `(  |  |       7|
> >>                   `((  ()      ()
[snip]
> >>                (       (        )      )
> >>                 `-=.__  `--==--' __,=-'
> >>     gpyy           `   `-.__,._,' ;
> >       &              `       :     :
> >      jnj              `      ;     ;
> >                        \     /)    )
> >                         ;    )    /
> >                        /    '    ;
> >                       |     :    :
> >                       `     ;    :
> >                        \    ;\   ;
> >                         \   ; )  (
> >                          )  (/_   \
> >                         /    \l\  _\_
> >                         l\  __\ `____>
> >                           \____>
> >
> >
> 
> those are pretty good legs....  now it looks like her bust needs to be
> filled out a bit more....  and I'm just too tired right now otherwise I
> would play around with it.......  this is my last
> post of the eve....
> -joan  < spu...@juno.com >
> SPUNK'S GALLERY OF ASCII ART: < http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ >

Why not just make the legs a little narrower and shorter:

                        ,-`'-.
                       /    , \
                      (   ((_)))
                      )  /  a a
                     /  C     >
                    (    \   =(
                   /      )  ( )
                  (   ,--'.   ;-.
                  )  '     `''   `
                 /   |  , ,--\|-(|
                (    |  |(       )
                 `(  |  |       7|
                   `((  ()      ()
                      \  \      \
                       \  \      `
                      /  \ \      \
                     '    \ \      `
                    /      | )>     \
                   '       /\/\      `
                  /       (_.,_)      \
                 '       /      \      '
                (       (        )      )
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NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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                    ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                           "    "
       llizard aka ejm   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
        http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> 

Hej du, din luring!

T�nk att jag hittade dej h�r ute.

Har tjafsat omkring p� n�tet och kollat vad som finns 
i newsgroups och sett att det mest �r skr�p.
    
              H�lsningar
en frustrerad newsgruppsl�sare i N�rke

Glory Moon <p_...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 10 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
On 3 Aug 1997 19:37:06 GMT, Anna Maria Karlsson
<ann...@mailbox.swipnet.se> wrote:

>Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> 
>
>Hej du, din luring!
>
>T�nk att jag hittade dej h�r ute.
>
>Har tjafsat omkring p� n�tet och kollat vad som finns 
>i newsgroups och sett att det mest �r skr�p.
>    
>              H�lsningar
>en frustrerad newsgruppsl�sare i N�rke

Hi, again, friends!  Thanks so much for all the responses and nice,
creative tries on the legs.  Some r very interesting...hehehe.  I
haven't been online since I last posted the the girl; and today, I
logged on and found so many replies!  Anyway I wish you had fun.

BTW, can anybody translate the message above?  What language is that?
Swedish?

Regards,  ;)
Glory

    ,. ,.                                           ,. ,.
  ,(  '  ).                                       ,(  '  ).
 (  \   /  )=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=(  \   /  )
  >   X   <          THANKS FOR WATCHING          >   X   <
 (  /   \  )-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(  /   \  )
  `(  ,  )`     Glory Moon  <p_...@hotmail.com>     `(  ,  )`
gpyy`' `'                                           `' `'

Geni <77f...@weirdness.com> 10 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report

: >Hej du, din luring!
: >
: >T�nk att jag hittade dej h�r ute.
: >
: >Har tjafsat omkring p� n�tet och kollat vad som finns 
: >i newsgroups och sett att det mest �r skr�p.
: >    
: >              H�lsningar
: >en frustrerad newsgruppsl�sare i N�rke
: 
: Hi, again, friends!  Thanks so much for all the responses and nice,
: creative tries on the legs.  Some r very interesting...hehehe.  I
: haven't been online since I last posted the the girl; and today, I
: logged on and found so many replies!  Anyway I wish you had fun.
: 
: BTW, can anybody translate the message above?  What language is that?
: Swedish?
Glory,
I'm not fluent in Swedish, but with the help of my handy Swedish-English
dictionary and Swedish relatives, I sort of got a rough idea of what
everything means. :-) Also, I don't know the grammer. 

I couldn't get a couple words (in the middle) so I tried the best I could..


Hey you, your ?? (I think it's learning)
To think to I find you out here!
Have fuss around in net and watch which find 
in newsgroups and see that the most are trash

H�lsningar
One frustrated ?(something about newsgroups might be newsgroup go-er) in (A
providence of Svealand)

Basically, what she's saying is that most of the newsgroups have Spam and
junk in them and that she's frustrated. :-)


Mary
-- 

Page me! #1228365 on ~ICQ~
To reply, take 77 out of my address.
Chimpanzee Chatrooms (Road Worrier) "Can monkeys surf the net... and
corrupt our kids? �Next, on Sick Sad World" 

Rickard Molander <Ric...@hb.se> ASCII art 11 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Glory Moon <p_...@hotmail.com> skrev i inl�gg
<33e...@news.polyu.edu.hk>...
> On 3 Aug 1997 19:37:06 GMT, Anna Maria Karlsson
> <ann...@mailbox.swipnet.se> wrote:
> 
> >Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> 
> >
> >Hej du, din luring!
> >
> >T�nk att jag hittade dej h�r ute.
> >
> >Har tjafsat omkring p� n�tet och kollat vad som finns 
> >i newsgroups och sett att det mest �r skr�p.
> >    
> >              H�lsningar
> >en frustrerad newsgruppsl�sare i N�rke

Here's the translation:

"Hi there, you geek!

Can you imagine that I found you out there.

Have been browsing around on the net and checked out what's in the
newsgroups and seen that the most of it is crap.

Best regards
a frustrated newsgroup reader in N�rke (a province in Mid-Sweden)"

Why don't you give this lady a reply and ask her to write to you in english
next time!

By the way, here's my legs:

\``\    \``\
 \``\    \``\
  |``|    |``|
  |``|    |``|
  |``|_   |``|_
 (__ _  3(__ _  3

I'm a freak with only two toes on each foot, but who cares!
Have fun
<cyb...@usa.net>

Rickard Molander wrote:
> 
> Glory Moon <p_...@hotmail.com> skrev i inl�gg
> <33e...@news.polyu.edu.hk>...
> > On 3 Aug 1997 19:37:06 GMT, Anna Maria Karlsson
> > <ann...@mailbox.swipnet.se> wrote:
> >
> > >Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se>
> > >
> > >Hej du, din luring!
> > >
> > >T�nk att jag hittade dej h�r ute.
> > >
> > >Har tjafsat omkring p� n�tet och kollat vad som finns
> > >i newsgroups och sett att det mest �r skr�p.
> > >
> > >              H�lsningar
> > >en frustrerad newsgruppsl�sare i N�rke
> 
> Here's the translation:
> 
> "Hi there, you geek!
> 
> Can you imagine that I found you out there.
> 
> Have been browsing around on the net and checked out what's in the
> newsgroups and seen that the most of it is crap.
> 
> Best regards
> a frustrated newsgroup reader in N�rke (a province in Mid-Sweden)"
> 
> Why don't you give this lady a reply and ask her to write to you in english
> next time!

The lady is my mother. She found my name here and thought that she sent
me an _email_ when she pushed "Post Reply"... Please mailbomb her for
it! (and please let this be the last we see of this thread! Do not
reply! Please post more ascii legs but do not reply to this fork-off of
that thread!)


[ 8< cute legs 8< ]

-- 
:)
Veronica Karlsson
( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )

Lusion <lus...@x.x> ASCII art 13 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <33E...@nospam.sm.luth.se>, Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> says:
>[irrelevance, plus plea to remove irrelevance, gratuitously snipped]
>Please post more ascii legs but do not reply to this fork-off of
>that thread!)

(apologies if there were specifics involved... I didn't catch the earlier
threads):
                            _____                             
                    |iiiiiiiIIIII|                            
                    |IIIIIIIIIIIII 
                    |IIIIIIIIIIIII|
                   /IIIIIIIIIIIIiII
                  /-.IIIIIIIIIII|II
                 /    `-.IIIIII/III
                /         `-.,:III
               /           ,'    ;
              /          ,'     ;
             /         ,|       ;
            /        ,' |      ;
           /       ,'   |      ;
          /      ,'     |     ;
         /     ,'       |     ;
        (     r         |    ;
        |    |          (    ;
        |    |          |    |
        |    |          |    |
        |    |          |    |
        |    |          |    |
        |    |          |    |
        |    |          |    |

Nice eh?  (of course, don't reply just to say "yep" like a geezer;
if you reply, post more legs or something someone could use).

>-- 
>:)
>Veronica Karlsson
>( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )

Peace
--
Lusion
lus...@usa.net

I done thought I settled this "leg" issue, with my version, which I am sure
y'all done did see.  Yes, these here legs is okay, but that leggy woman
problem has done been solved.  Post us a new problem in 'sperimental ascii,
an' I will see if I kin solve it, too.  This here leg thang is plumb dead.

And you should have a' least posted that whole girl them legs went with,
dear.  Them stray legs, just standin' there on their own se'f, might seem
pure ridiculost to some, or absomlutilly terrifyin' to others.

spa...@mymail.com 21 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
On 19 Aug 97 07:19:43 GMT, "Jonathon R. Oglesbee"
<ogl...@fullnet.net---remote-to-reply> wrote:

>dear.  Them stray legs, just standin' there on their own se'f, might seem
>pure ridiculost to some, or absomlutilly terrifyin' to others.

Sorry for going off topic a bit folks, but after Jonathon's last couple of
posts in this thread, I just gotta know what kind of reply (if any) this will
get from him. An ascii art of the singers perhaps?

Jonathon,

--------
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Norah's freezin' on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower alleygaroo!
--------

And just how old are you anyway?

Alan

My real address is alanp @ netcom.ca (without spaces)
but I'm sick of email spam.

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