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The Funky Fuzzball In: "Doctor Fuzzball"
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 15 Apr 2002
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Doctor Fuzzball"
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But Fuzzball, you are
Sherman, I have decided to not a doctor!
open up my own medical /;;;\ /
practice! |O | /
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Only in the sense
that I never went
to med school! /;;;\
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AND SO
Hmm... 465 over 5. Your /))))
blood pressure is way too |O ))
low. Sherman will give you |- |
your medication. \---/
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Here is your salt
Well, I could put you on lick! Eat up!
a diet, but you might //|\\ /;;;\ / /))))
die anyway, so what the |O | | O| / |O ))
heck. Eat two packs of |- | | v| __/ |- |
bacon a day. \_-_/ \---/ \---/
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Lung cancer? Lung cancer's GAAACK....
just a myth made up by the chest pains...
government. Enjoy that fine /|||\ /;;;\ \ /))))
cigarette. That reminds me, ||||| | O| \ |O ))
I haven't gotten my payoff |- | | -| |x |
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Guys! The doctor
said it was OK! Fuzzball, should
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Fuzzball, the
No, this way we can collect PATIENT gets the
malpractice. /;;;\ malpractice money.
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Boy, that puts a dent
in my plan. /;;;\
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://wwww.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
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