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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 15 Apr 2002.
The Funky Fuzzball In: "Doctor Fuzzball"

The Funky Fuzzball In: "Doctor Fuzzball"

Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Doctor Fuzzball"
===========================================================================
                                                   But Fuzzball, you are   
  Sherman, I have decided to                        not a doctor!          
  open up my own medical                    /;;;\       /                  
  practice!                                 |O  |      /                   
         \                                  |-  | ____/                    
          \                                 \---/                          
           \     /\\\/                        |                            
            \___ /  0/                       -+-                           
                 \/\\/                       / \                           
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                       Only in the sense                                   
                       that I never went                                   
                       to med school!       /;;;\                          
                             /              |O  |                          
                            /               |-  |                          
                           /                \---/                          
                 \\/\/    /                   |                            
                 /  0/ __/                   -+-                           
                 \\/\/                       / \                           
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AND SO                                                                     
                                                                           
Hmm... 465 over 5. Your       /))))                                        
blood pressure is way too     |O ))                                        
low. Sherman will give you    |-  |                                        
your medication.              \---/                                        
       \      \\/\/             |                                          
        \____ /  0/            -+-                                         
              \\//\            / \                                         
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                     Here is your salt     
Well, I could put you on                              lick! Eat up!        
a diet, but you might    //|\\                /;;;\     /       /))))      
die anyway, so what the  |O  |                |  O|    /        |O ))      
heck. Eat two packs of   |-  |                |  v| __/         |-  |      
bacon a day.             \_-_/                \---/             \---/      
      \   \/\\/          /   \                  | +++             |        
       \__/  0/         /\___/\                -+-+++            -+-       
          \//\/          /   \                 / \               / \       
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Lung cancer? Lung cancer's                                GAAACK....       
just a myth made up by the                                 chest pains...  
government. Enjoy that fine     /|||\                   /;;;\      \  /))))
cigarette. That reminds me,     |||||                   |  O|       \ |O ))
I haven't gotten my payoff      |-  |                   |  -|         |x  |
from the Tobacco Trust.       . \---/                   \---/       ++\---/
          \\/\/               o   |                       |        ++   |  
          /  0/                O=-+-                     -+-       ++  -+- 
          \/\\/                  / \                     / \           / \ 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Guys! The doctor                                                     
      said it was OK!                  Fuzzball, should                    
/|||\     /                            I do something?     /;;;\           
|||||    /                                          \      |O  |           
|v  | __/                                            \____ |n  |           
\---/                                                      \---/           
  |                          \\/\/                           |             
=-+-                         /0  \                          -+-            
 / \                         \/\\/                          / \            
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                         Fuzzball, the     
  No, this way we can collect                            PATIENT gets the  
      malpractice.                               /;;;\   malpractice money.
                \                                |O  |      /              
                 \                               |-  | ____/               
                  \                              \---/                     
                   \     \\/\/                     |                       
                    \___ /  0/                    -+-                      
                         \//\/                    / \                      
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                           
   Boy, that puts a dent                                                   
   in my plan.                                   /;;;\                     
            \                                    |O  |                     
             \                                   |n  |                     
              \                                  \---/                     
               \         \\/\/                     |                       
                \______  /  0/                    -+-                      
                         \/\\/                    / \                      
===========================================================================

The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://wwww.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
-- 
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com

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