Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jun 2001.
animal's planet
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 1 Jun 2001 - 2 Jun 2001
Welcome to a new episode of....
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(oO) | here we are again at animal's planet! |
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JL
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| i'm mister evil-virus! | | ,. |
| today let's take a look | | ,-' '-. |
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|o o| | | | | | their ways of reproducing are |
|Q O | |,-Q-o | |,-Q-o | | very strange and they often |
|L /\ | |'-O-o | | o-O-'| | do not reach their goal of re- |
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| the circle closes, with the drugs comes the sex |
| wich isn't satisfying so they take drugs again. |
| at least that's what professor bactus found out. |
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| humans fail reproducing themselves | | ,-Q-o _o__o_
| they immediately consume drugs like | | '-O-o / \
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| even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/
!!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y
_ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_
,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________
(_.' | start taking drugs right away |
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| we experienced some interesting insights into the life of |
| those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the |
\/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for |
(Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister |
vv __| evil-virus! |
JL `-----------------------------------------------------------'
THE END
-> lastfuture
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(oO) | we will infect you too! |
vv __/`-------------------------'
JL
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ > | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ > !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y > _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ > ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ > (_.' | start taking drugs right away | > `----------------------------------' > ==================================================================== > ,-----------------------------------------------------------. > | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | > | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | > \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | > (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | > vv __| evil-virus! | > JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' > keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus group to be started. -- --(tty...@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net The easiest way to customize the command line. By Faux_Pseudo It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson
On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:52:39 GMT, Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 (Faux_Pseudo) wrote: >--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- >> ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ >> | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ >> !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y >> _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ >> ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ >> (_.' | start taking drugs right away | >> `----------------------------------' >> ==================================================================== >> ,-----------------------------------------------------------. >> | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | >> | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | >> \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | >> (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | >> vv __| evil-virus! | >> JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' >> > >keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus >group to be started. *lol* ..should i take that as a "wow it's cool" or as a "damn stop it that gets too much" *lol* -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:52:39 GMT, Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 > (Faux_Pseudo) wrote: > > >--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > > --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > >> ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ > >> | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ > >> !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y > >> _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ > >> ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ > >> (_.' | start taking drugs right away | > >> `----------------------------------' > >> ==================================================================== > >> ,-----------------------------------------------------------. > >> | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | > >> | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | > >> \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | > >> (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | > >> vv __| evil-virus! | > >> JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' > >> >> > >keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus > >group to be started. > > *lol* ..should i take that as a "wow it's cool" or as a "damn stop it > that gets too much" *lol* have you seen the movie "Mateing Habits of the Earth Bound Human" this script was very remanicant of that movie. You could start a whole site of these ascii-scripts "Earth Life as Seen Through the Eyes of Mister Evil-Virus" -- --(tty...@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net The easiest way to customize the command line. By Faux_Pseudo It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson
"lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" <las...@lastfuture.de> wollte folgendes der �ffentlichkeit nicht vorenthalten: >[snip comic] hehe, cool work! > ______ ______ _______ ,--------------------------------. > |o o| | | | | | their ways of reproducing are | > |Q O | |,-Q-o | |,-Q-o | | very strange and they often | > |L /\ | |'-O-o | | o-O-'| | do not reach their goal of re- | > |______| |______| |_______| | production | > `--------------------------------' ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ *lol* i love these two! :) benjamin
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