Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Jan 1999.
Drunks #7 --- cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 7 Jan 1999
"So what's in the paper today, Walter?"
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\ __________ _____ "GLUG
//////////\\ \ \ GLUG
////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG"
/// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________
/|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG |
\_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========|
\ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate |
__________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trial will |
`. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__
. ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _|
________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__)
/' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__)
______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__
|. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! |
______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______|EXCLUSIVE | Man |__
|'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog |
|'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________|
/______________/ \ /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__
/ /_/_/_/ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Let's see... Well, the Senate is
starting the President's Trial,
after his Impeachment by the
House of Representatives...
That's nothing."
__________ \
//////////\\ _\____________________
////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trial will |
\ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.|
____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"They won't remove him from office,
of course... Everyone says so. Near
as I can tell, all it's really about
is boosting C-Span ratings. They've
never had so many viewers."
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"GLUG |______|___ \
GLUG (_) ||.'\
GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________
/(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trial will |
\ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.|
_____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| |
_____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ |
\____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ | / / /
___/ / |__________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | /
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"Then there's an article about
some fashion designer, who has
accquired the rights to reproduce
the "Lewinsky" dress. It promises
to be the MUST HAVE item in
every woman's wardrobe, for the
"!HIC!" next fashion season."
\ __________ \
\ //////////\\ _\____________________
////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trial will |
\ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.|
____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Well, is that about it?"
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\ __________ _____ "GLUG
//////////\\ \ \ GLUG
////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG"
/// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________
/|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG |
\_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========|
\ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate |
__________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trial will |
`. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__
. ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _|
________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__)
/' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__)
______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__
|. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! |
______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| Man |__
|'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog |
|'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________|
/______________/ \ /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__
/ /_/_/_/ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Well, there's also a bit about
the new "Clinton" cigar. Looks
like the tobacco company that's
selling a GENUINE COPY of it
is making a real killing. Their
suplies can just barely keep
up with demand."
__________ \
//////////\\ _\____________________
////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trial will |
\ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.|
____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"GLUG |______|___
GLUG (_) ||.'\
GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________
/(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trial will |
\ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.|
_____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| |
_____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ |
\____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ | / / /
___/ / |__________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | /
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"I think I'd rather spend another couple
of days in the drunk tank, than smoke
one of those things, Walter."
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__________
//////////\\ ______________________
////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trial will |
\ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.|
____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Oh... puff, puff... I
(( don't know about that,
)) George."
__________ ))( /
//////////\\ _(((_________/________
////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate |
\_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trial will |
\ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.|
____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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