Trolls

I came across this on rec.music.country.western and it just seemed
apropos to add a picture and post it here.


"I'm A Troll" (Copyright 1999 DRM Johnston)

OH, THE BOOBS AND FART JOKES GLISTEN;
AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN;
'CAUSE I'M BACK ON A ROLL;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.

YEAH, I KNOW I'M KIND OF "DIRTY";
BUT NOTHIN' IS SO PURTY;
AS TITS DOWN TO YOUR TOES;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.                .-'""'.
                                                    .'       `....
OH, IT SEEMS YOU TRY TO WARN ME;                   '            _.'
BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO SCORN ME;                    .'           .'
WELL, I'LL JUST SPIT YOU SKOAL;                  //'-'"'-'"'-'\
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.          //|| 0\| |0\ /|\\
                                               ///\\   / \   \\\\\
YOUR "PRISTINE' MANNERS "AWE" ME;              \\\\||  \^/   /////
AND SANTA'S GOLD WILL FAWN THEE;               /||\|\ <===> /\\\\\
BUT I'LL BE GETTING COAL;                     ///////\_   _/\\\\\(
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.         _______)\_/(______
                                              /       \   /      \
WHILE BRAT AND FLOYD ARE WINKING;            /         \ /        \
OH, I'LL BE TAKING "BEATINGS";              /           O          \
I *WON'T* DO WHAT I'M TOLD;                /      ^           ^     \
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.    / akg  / |    O     |\     \

WITH SCOTTS AND LINDA BLURTING;
THOSE WORDS THEY THINK ARE HURTING;
HELL, I JUST THINK THEY'RE DROLL;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.

YOU TURN ME IN TO SERVERS;
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT THE FERVOR;
TO FIGHT ME ON YOUR OWN;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.

Amykate <amy...@nospam.mail.com> wrote in message news:387...@news.shore.net...

How appropriate, Amykate.
I'm sure our resident, self-admitted
troll appreciates it.

JRO

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