Trolls
From Amykate <amy...@nospam.mail.com>
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· 5 Jan 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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I came across this on rec.music.country.western and it just seemed
apropos to add a picture and post it here.
"I'm A Troll" (Copyright 1999 DRM Johnston)
OH, THE BOOBS AND FART JOKES GLISTEN;
AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN;
'CAUSE I'M BACK ON A ROLL;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.
YEAH, I KNOW I'M KIND OF "DIRTY";
BUT NOTHIN' IS SO PURTY;
AS TITS DOWN TO YOUR TOES;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL. .-'""'.
.' `....
OH, IT SEEMS YOU TRY TO WARN ME; ' _.'
BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO SCORN ME; .' .'
WELL, I'LL JUST SPIT YOU SKOAL; //'-'"'-'"'-'\
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL. //|| 0\| |0\ /|\\
///\\ / \ \\\\\
YOUR "PRISTINE' MANNERS "AWE" ME; \\\\|| \^/ /////
AND SANTA'S GOLD WILL FAWN THEE; /||\|\ <===> /\\\\\
BUT I'LL BE GETTING COAL; ///////\_ _/\\\\\(
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL. _______)\_/(______
/ \ / \
WHILE BRAT AND FLOYD ARE WINKING; / \ / \
OH, I'LL BE TAKING "BEATINGS"; / O \
I *WON'T* DO WHAT I'M TOLD; / ^ ^ \
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL. / akg / | O |\ \
WITH SCOTTS AND LINDA BLURTING;
THOSE WORDS THEY THINK ARE HURTING;
HELL, I JUST THINK THEY'RE DROLL;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.
YOU TURN ME IN TO SERVERS;
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT THE FERVOR;
TO FIGHT ME ON YOUR OWN;
I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL, I'M A TROLL.
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